Darnok Posted June 1, 2018 Posted June 1, 2018 (edited) ========================================================================================= Phew, just in time - quite literally five minutes to midnight: Spoiler But it still is May in parts of the world at the time of posting! As usual, the full PDF is under the spoiler tag: Spoiler Edited June 1, 2018 by Drunknok Quote
Professor Thaum Posted June 1, 2018 Posted June 1, 2018 I will just have a remark : Nest of Thieves is the last free-of-taxes island in the crossings... all ships welcome ! Quote
Capt Wolf Posted June 1, 2018 Posted June 1, 2018 At first I thought Count Mesabi was in pain, and I was wondering how he injured himself. Nice report. The KPA will be sending some saboteurs er, "subscription salesmen" to your offices soon. Quote
Darnok Posted June 1, 2018 Author Posted June 1, 2018 16 minutes ago, Capt Wolf said: The KPA will be sending some saboteurs er, "subscription salesmen" to your offices soon. If your Fake News pamphlet wants a sound beating, I am sure we could arrange a duel. Quote
LM71Blackbird Posted June 1, 2018 Posted June 1, 2018 Very enjoyable edition of the WTC monthly! Expert journalism indeed to make boring topics a thrilling read! Quote
Darnok Posted June 1, 2018 Author Posted June 1, 2018 19 minutes ago, gedren_y said: Mumbo-jumbo? The WTC hardly shows respect to its own faction leaders, so you can not expect any respect for a fringe religion of some foreigners. If you are in the mood: I already have challenged @Capt Wolf, your are welcome to join the brawl. Quote
Capt Wolf Posted June 1, 2018 Posted June 1, 2018 33 minutes ago, gedren_y said: Mumbo-jumbo? I thought he was referencing a recipe for mumbo gumbo, but I can't seem to find that recipe in this month's edition... 14 minutes ago, Drunknok said: If you are in the mood: I already have challenged @Capt Wolf, your are welcome to join the brawl. A dual duel, as it were. Forgive me; it's Friday, I'm stuck at work, and I'm ready for the weekend. Quote
Darnok Posted June 1, 2018 Author Posted June 1, 2018 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Capt Wolf said: I thought he was referencing a recipe for mumbo gumbo No, it is indeed making fun of that religious thingy... Carwash Nigiri? Crate in tweed-wear? Crash in weedfield? Something like that... As for "WTCM vs. KPA - Celebrity Deathmatch"... how about something like this? Edited June 1, 2018 by Drunknok Quote
Capt Wolf Posted June 1, 2018 Posted June 1, 2018 14 minutes ago, Drunknok said: No, it is indeed making fun of that religious thingy I know, but I was on a roll. 15 minutes ago, Drunknok said: As for "WTCM vs. KPA - Celebrity Deathmatch"... how about something like this? You might be on to something there. Quote
Flavius Gratian Posted June 1, 2018 Posted June 1, 2018 Excellent writing as always! Though I seem to have missed the Terraversan port duties, where did you find it? Quote
Darnok Posted June 1, 2018 Author Posted June 1, 2018 10 minutes ago, Flavius Gratian said: Excellent writing as always! Though I seem to have missed the Terraversan port duties, where did you find it? Check this out. Greedy buggers. Quote
Roadmonkeytj Posted June 2, 2018 Posted June 2, 2018 12 hours ago, Capt Wolf said: A dual duel, as it were. Forgive me; it's Friday, I'm stuck at work, and I'm ready for the weekend. Sound to me its more like a mexican stand off ... Cept we aint got no mexicans .... Lmao Quote
Flavius Gratian Posted June 2, 2018 Posted June 2, 2018 20 hours ago, Drunknok said: Check this out. Greedy buggers. Thanks! Quote
Fraunces Posted June 3, 2018 Posted June 3, 2018 This kind of posts make me want to join the Brethren of the Brick Seas, keep up the good work! Quote
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