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Location: Mesabi Landing

Type: Medium Cultural

The Church of the Order in Mesabi Landing was usually where weddings were held. 

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"Dear friends and family.... We are... gathered here.... today" The priest droned.

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"To.... join... these.... two in.... holy matrimony..." 

*BANG*

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Agnes walked into the church, pistol smoking, drunk as hades. 

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"So! You's the happiest couple! Well let me tell you people about getting married....."

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"Madam, you should leave...." Said the groom.

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Agnes knocked him to the floor. "I pronounce you man! And... ah who cares." She slurred

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Agnes ran out, leaving the wedding guests in stunned silence.

FIN

So, I got a sailboat with clear sails for Christmas, and I wanted to experiment with them as stained glass windows. I'm not sure if it worked, but I'll let y'all be the judge of that. Originally I was going to make this be Agnes sitting through a boring church service, but I thought this would be funnier. Hopefully it's not to sacreligious. C&C appreciated!

Posted

Wow, I never even thought about using those sails like that, I think they work quite well, obviously they would be better without the number but I'm not sure if you can remove that. And once again another hilarious story, good job.

Posted

Hehe, nice little story! :pir-grin:

 

The sails work surprisingly well, I have never thought of this. Great idea! The numbers are pretty distracting though, but they could be hidden behind some round arches (like you will find in many church windows).

 

4 hours ago, Mesabi said:

Hopefully it's not to sacreligious.

I have no idea how it could be considered this. What a strange comment!

Posted

What kind of church is this? Which gods / religion are being prayed to here? Would be interested to hear more about the lore.

The sails are indeed a fantastic idea, I'd second Lord B's suggestion to hide the numbers.

Posted

Definitely an innovative use for those sails! I see a scientific mind at work! :wink: I do however think that Drunknot’s suggestion of covering the numbers with arches would have perfected the idea.

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