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When world war ends grandfather Karl snached a howitzer from the army and hide it in the basment of the bakery. After the war he carefully tuned the gun for using bakery equipment on operation. Today it uses high pressurized flour-dust as propellant and has a sparkeler-ignition for the jute-bag-combustion-chamber.

The howitzer is able to shoot a 2.4kg Pie up to 12 kilometers, but only if the pie ist frozen! The air friction during the flight of the pie guaranteed a fresh and unfrozen pie at impact. The sugar bomb have full effect on up to 16 combatants on a bulls eye shot. The enemys can be admittet to hospital with a full sugar shock after such a hit.

Schrippenkneters discover, that best ammo is "Black Forrest gateau". The traditional "Frankfurter Kranz" is not suitable because of the hole in the middel of the pie, even if the buttercream-pie have enormous calorie-fed at impact. The flour-dust propellant can't generate it's full power to the pie and the distance of the shot is unconvincing.

Right now grandfahter Karl is developing a device for using coffee in jugs as ammo.

This morning the team Schrippenkneter does a maneuver at the Bricks shore and the complete team is on duty. Alois has baked several pies last evening and put them in the fridge. Traniee Tim have to learn operating the howitzer. Someone have to hitting the nail on the head of the evil Heinrich Torfmangel in the future! 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Fire!

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Edited by FiliusRucilo

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