Multiple Words At A Time Story

[x105Black]

He said "I now conjure the --" and exploded into nothingness mid-sentence, taking everything around him (including the corpse of Deadpool) into oblivion.

[Mr Greeble]

Oblivion happened to be a nice little coffee shop across the street, and Thor ran after them,

[x105Black]

destroying it forever.

[legobagel]

Meanwhile in London, Dr. Strange was

[x105Black]

performing intricate surgery on

[Sir Gareth]

Deadpool's corpse, in an attempt to revitalize it

[Actor Builder]

Due to the word "Meanwhile" implying a simultaneous action, Dr. Strange reflected that this must be a secondary Deadpool.

Logic dictates this to be so.

[Mr Greeble]

The book Logic is dictating from suddenly flies through the air at Dr Strange, causing

[Actor Builder]

him to lose his focus, which proves disastrous to the resurrection effort.

Logic the Dictator watches in horror.

Edited July 14, 2016 by Actor Builder

[x105Black]

Now it seems that both the primary Deadpool and the secondary are forever lost, never to be recovered. It's a good thing that those are certainly the only two Deadpools ever to live, in past, present, and future.

[Sir Gareth]

Except, x105Black is Deadpool

Edited July 14, 2016 by Sir Gareth

[legobagel]

who has been hiding in the costume of a three legged unicorn because

[x105Black]

it looks pretty, but it is all a delusion. Everything, from his being Deadpool to thinking he looked pretty in a 3-legged unicorn costume, was in his head.

Batman

[Duncan Young]

Was thrown down some

[legobagel]

sweaty sewer pipes in the jungle followed by his neighbor named

[Mr Greeble]

Jones, who was actually working for

[Sir Gareth]

The Illuminati

[Duncan Young]

Fronted by

[x105Black]

Elvis, who has actually been alive this whole time.

Edited July 14, 2016 by x105Black

[Anonknee Muss]

Overhead Batman a blue lantern ring flew

[x105Black]

, landing in a volcano several hundred miles away.

[Mr Greeble]

This frustrated the several hundred Miles, who were already frustrated they all had the same name, and they

[Duncan Young]

Shot themselves in front of

[x105Black]

professional photographers, who then distributed the images to various

[Duncan Young]

Daily Bugle and Planet employees one of whom