Sariel Posted June 21, 2016 Posted June 21, 2016 (edited) Everyone has met Bob the Janitor at least once. Bob usually populates schools and offices, it is usually seen on its own and doesn’t form herds, and it feeds on shoeprints recovered from the floor as well as on schoolchildren’s fear. He has a strong territorial instinct and may be aggressive if his freshly cleaned floor is trespassed. Interestingly, his age appears to be constant but advanced, although all attempts at carbon dating have been unsuccessful. Theories abound about how Janitor is often actually older than the building he maintains and how he gets an extra year added to his lifespan for each scene he causes against the trespassers. The distinguishing features of a Janitor include the Broom of Doom, a sleepy yet vigilant and always suspicious look, a mandatory mustache, a cigarette that never burns out, and a belly used to store gathered shoeprints for later consumption. Thus it is possible to visually estimate the effectiveness of any Janitor by the size of his belly. The Janitor’s mating habits and methods of breeding remain unverified, mostly due to an underdeveloped sexual dimorphism (it’s extremely difficult to tell males from females), as well as due to the fact that sightings of more than a single specimen within the same territory are exceedingly rare. No one has actually seen Janitor’s offspring either, which led some to believe than instead of mating, this species relies on cloning. More: http://sariel.pl/201...ob-the-janitor/ Edited June 21, 2016 by Sariel Quote
Imanol BB Posted June 21, 2016 Posted June 21, 2016 Thats really nice, at least he cleans more than many people i have met, also, that wall-e looks nice. Quote
MikroMan Posted June 21, 2016 Posted June 21, 2016 Very familiar sight, yes And that mop is ingenious Quote
Jonfensu Posted June 21, 2016 Posted June 21, 2016 (edited) You've made my day Am I the only one who says "HOF"? because it's unique (not joking) Edited June 21, 2016 by Jonfensu Quote
Victor Imaginator Posted June 21, 2016 Posted June 21, 2016 Will be nice to see Bob in HOF, agreed. Sariel, you're really some kind of wizard) Quote
LEGO Train 12 Volts Posted June 21, 2016 Posted June 21, 2016 Lol very original and funny creation! I love the cigarette ....nice touch! Quote
miguev Posted June 21, 2016 Posted June 21, 2016 I don't remember seeing any out of a screen, but yours captures very well the essence of all I've seen. As if you've distilled them into one pure form of janitorness :D Quote
GroundskeeperWillie Posted June 21, 2016 Posted June 21, 2016 I love the reckless motion of the head combined with the rhythmic broom motion. I'm sure this is somewhat accidental, but of course, these kinds of happy accidents happen when you seek them out Quote
jono rocky Posted June 21, 2016 Posted June 21, 2016 Love it. Needed a good laugh first thing in the mourning. Quote
Sariel Posted June 21, 2016 Author Posted June 21, 2016 (edited) Love it. Needed a good laugh first thing in the mourning. Yeah, mourning can be tough ;) Edited June 21, 2016 by Sariel Quote
Andy D Posted June 22, 2016 Posted June 22, 2016 (edited) Yeah, I still have nightmares about that guy! Thanks for bring those memories back. Just kidding, great construction and I agree, Bob should be immortalized in HOF. Andy D Edited June 25, 2016 by Andy D Quote
SevenStuds Posted June 22, 2016 Posted June 22, 2016 Honestly love these "surprise builds" that are nothing like what we've seen before. The mustache and cigarette are a nice touch! Quote
Blakbird Posted June 22, 2016 Posted June 22, 2016 It is always nice to see a Technic creation of a topic I have never seen before. This is certainly one. Well done! I love the personality in such a simple creation. Quote
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