Nth_Brick Posted May 21, 2016 Posted May 21, 2016 --- Official SphereBots Press Release --- Here at Industrial Robots and Solutions (IRS), we have a long and storied history of creating innovative, dependable products to serve the needs of modern times. With the advent of commercial and private space travel, we have returned to the drawing board, aiming our efforts at improving individual's experiences within this burgeoning industry. Now, we are proud to finally present the latest innovation from Industrial Robots and Solutions, the SphereBot series! This initial wave is split primarily between a civilian oriented model, the standard SphereBot, pictured above on the right, and what we at IRS have dubbed the "WarBot," seen on the right. The standard SphereBot is designed for everyday use. It can carry your tools while you explore, and it's rugged design means you will never be stuck waiting while your robot assistant struggles to climb even the easiest of grades. The "WarBot," meanwhile, is a heavier duty design built for more military oriented applications. It is larger than the standard SphereBot, and the base model of this variant comes equipped with a pair of ballistic missiles, as well as a rotary gun for short range defense, and a long range gun for, as you might assume, long range engagements. The heavy weapons systems and impressive durability have launched this SphereBot to popularity with both military personnel battling extraterrestrial threats: ... and with civilians, whom we are currently able to sell to because of our unregulated status, who fight daily upon perhaps the most vicious battlefield of all, that of love. So make sure to place your Industrial Robots and Solutions SphereBot orders quickly, before supplies run out or the government steps in to block SphereBot sales! --- End of Press Release --- Thanks for looking, and please leave comments and criticisms below! Quote
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