Attack Of The Clones!

[Lord Of Pies]

A new enemy, from JunLongville thought to be allied with Bestlockland and Meg@bl0ks has infiltrated the borders of Kingdinium and launched a rampage through town. With huge Jun Long-sized bricks, it was amazing that no buildings were destroyed. It is thought that this was only a minor attack, with the worst yet to come.

Speaking out from his soon to be palace, the Lord Of Pies announced: "we shall fight in Kingdinium, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our incredibly small village, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender to these clone brands! Oh and err, we will eat pie."

The elite Kingdinian Blacktron troops quickly overwhelmed the poorly made Junlong Soldier, the only casualties were two Blacktron troops, who died fighting gallantly. ;-)

The JunLong soldier hurls a motorbike with only one hand:

A troop takes aim:

Just look at those suspicious eyes X-O :

Soon the hideous beast is slaughtered, but it leaves all 5 non military personal worried for the security of the village and their own lives in the future:

Here is a close up, shown before in another thread of the huge-fig compared with Happy Joe the security guard :-D :

the plastic is cheap and flexible and the inside of the fig is hollow:

Run!

And finally a pic which again has already been shown of the crappy 777 Jun Long toys logo:

The purpose of this thread was basically just to show people the evil new clone brand, so remember if you see anyone suspiciously tall and made out of soft crappy plastic, contact the authority's immediately!

Thoughts/opinions/more pie welcome!

[steelharbingerofdeath]

great story, 4out of 5 pies *y* but bleugh he looks like wax

steel...

[ExoBuilder]

Good thing you killed it, although, since it's crappy plastic, somehow it's gonna come back alive. If you ever need help exterminating those, I'm your man! >:-)

[iamded]

Hehe, very nice! Good job in taking down that vile being! :-P Running around in your underpants will not be tolerated, especially if you're a cheap clone brand! :-P X-D

~Peace

[Lord Of Pies]

I'm glad it's even wearing underpants! :-X :-D

Thank you for the comments, people. *y*

[AgentRick]

A very simple, yet effective story, but one question. Why did you think of buying that, that thing?!? :-X

[Lord Of Pies]

Good question, I was on holiday in Spain and it was 1 euro, so I thought, I might as well buy it to see what the quality was like for I had not heard of Jun Long before. It came in a small set BTW not just one fig.

Edited December 17, 2007 by Lord Of Pies

[Belloq]

Maybe if you melt it it will die! Nah, it would probably be resucitated by its girlfriend, just like Chucky *sad*

NIce tittle by the way! Really had me wondering what SW was doing in the city thread :-| Silly me.

Maybe, if your wallet does not slap you, you could buy some POTC: AWE megablocks, you could have Jack sparrow and the blocky lord beckett attack a dock while they ride their single pieced kraken. :-/

Megablocks are scary 8-|