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This would have been hard to take. And the smell would have been awful. But why is there seaweed and salt water around the stone?

What are we going to do with it?

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You hear the voice of the Harbor Master within the water, at least what may have been the Harbor Master. "Thank you Captain. I thank you and your crew. It all worked according to plans. The Deep Ones were able to load the monolith aboard your ship. It has been delivered to Haceta as it was planned. I thank you Captain". SLOSH! Slosh! SLLLOOOSSSHHH!

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Weeee!! Weeee!! Weeee!! Weeee!! Weeee!!

Wahoooo! You have to try this Capt'n! *sing* *sweet* *sweet* *sweet* *sing* *sing*

What the hell are you doing?

As far as this obelisk goes, it's just a prop from the musical spoof "A Shoggoth on the Roof" I saw it in San Francisco. I'm afraid this is Much Ado About Nothing...

*After the harbor master sloshes away*

Well, that was weird. Where's the whiskey? *wacko*

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*starts shooting at a-holes*

"99 Luftballons

Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont

Hielt man fuer UFOs aus dem All

Darum schickte ein General

'ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher

Alarm zu geben, wenn's so waer

Dabei war'n da am Horizont

Nur 99 Luftballons"

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I'm not sure if I want to leave.

Stay with a somewhat creepy megalith and a crazy Scotty, or go away with the Minnow.

Which, by the way, Scotty, where is it?

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I'm not sure if I want to leave.

Stay with a somewhat creepy megalith and a crazy Scotty, or go away with the Minnow.

Which, by the way, Scotty, where is it?

I think this is the end of our adventure. You'll be arrested, I'll get drunk. The end...right?

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"Come Bennie, it is time now", the Creature that was the Harbor Master calls as the SLOSHING sound of sea water gurgles in his throat...

Bennie walks over to the side of the railing, climbs on top, and jumps into the water... (SPLASH)

"Oh, and we will be back for the Monolith Captain", he adds (SLOSH, GURGLE, SLOSH!) :-X

How nice, How nice... Thank you Captain, Thank you (SLOSH)...

And looking out of the port hole below the water level, the thing that was the Harbor Master was seen...

AvtCreature.jpg

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I think this is the end of our adventure. You'll be arrested, I'll get drunk. The end...right?

Owww he didn't mean any harm. I'll keep his part quiet if you can....

Okay, so do we have to do anything now?

Want a hug?

"There's a sad sort of clanging

From the clock in the hall

And the bells in the steeple too,

And up in the nurs'ry an absurd little bird

Is popping out to say "coocoo".

Regretfully they tell us,

But firmly they compel us

To say goodby to you.

So long, farewell, Auf wiedersehen, good night,

I hate to go and leave this pretty sight.

So long, farewell, Auf wiedersehen, adieu,

Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu.

So long, farewell, Au'voir, auf wiedersehen,

I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne

So long, farewell, Auf wiedersehen, goodbye,

I leave and heave a sigh and say goodbye,

Good bye

I'm glad to go,

I cannot tell a lie.

I flit, I float,

I fleetly flee, I fly.

The sun has gone to bed and so must I

So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye,

Goodbye,

Goodbye,

Goodbye! "

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"I cannot think of the deep sea without shuddering at the nameless things that may at this very moment be crawling and floundering on its slimy bed, worshipping their ancient stone idols and carving their own detestable likenesses on submarine obelisks of water-soaked granite".

Dagon - H.P. Lovecraft

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The End

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