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Mystery Ship: Part 4

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Hinckley

Hinckley

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Let me put things into perspective with a little song:

"You got to cool it now

You got to cool it now

Ooooooh watch out

Youre gonna loose control

Cool it now

You got to slow it down

Slow it down...

Youre gonna fall in love

Why you all coming down on me

Tryin to tell me how my life is supposed to be

I know youre only trying to help me out

Tryin to show me what life is really about

But this time Im gonna make it on my own

So why dontcha fellaz just leave me alone

Ronnie, bobby, ricky and mike

If I love the girl who cares who you like"

Handy, Peter Parker- Let me explain something. You seem to think you have the power here. You're wrong. You need to get down more than we need your information. Tell us the information and no harm will come to you. If you continue to evade the questions, it's a luger and steel toed boots in the teeth for you! >:-(

Now, Mike Handy, where's the secret cargo?

Peter Parker, what is this information you seem to think we'd be so interested in?

One of my crew was killed gentleman, and I do not take that lightly. I will get to the bottom of it...by any means necessary. >:-)

Corvus

Corvus

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Let me put things into perspective with a little song:

"You got to cool it now

You got to cool it now

Ooooooh watch out

Youre gonna loose control

Cool it now

You got to slow it down

Slow it down...

Youre gonna fall in love

Why you all coming down on me

Tryin to tell me how my life is supposed to be

I know youre only trying to help me out

Tryin to show me what life is really about

But this time Im gonna make it on my own

So why dontcha fellaz just leave me alone

Ronnie, bobby, ricky and mike

If I love the girl who cares who you like"

Benny, Peter Parker- Let me explain something. You seem to think you have the power here. You're wrong. You need to get down more than we need your information. Tell us the information and no harm will come to you. If you continue to evade the questions, it's a luger and steel toed boots in the teeth for you! >:-(

Now, Benny, where's the secret cargo?

Peter Parker, what is this information you seem to think we'd be so interested in?

One of my crew was killed gentleman, and I do not take that lightly. I will get to the bottom of it...by any means necessary. >:-)

*Dances along to song*

huh?

I think it was over there... Or was there? I forgot!

Hinckley

Hinckley

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Ok. I didn't think you meant me 'cause I have no power. I mop.

And we love you for it. *wub* You're a great kid. Let's give Bennie a round of applause. And a song!

"The phone rings in the middle of the night

My father yells what you gonna do with your life

Oh daddy dear you know you're still number one

But girls they want to have fun

Oh girls just want to have -

That's all they really want

Some fun

When the working day is done

Girls - they want to have fun

Oh girls just want to have fun"

I know you like that one, I've seen you dance-mop to it when I play it over the talky-speaker-dealies.

Starwars4J

Starwars4J

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Hey guys what's up? I was just watching a ST:TOS marathon on this nifty satellite-TV I have, and I guess I lost track of ti-

Hey why are people upside-down? Did I miss some sort of party, or was this some danger? And if it was a party why wasn't I invited? :'-(

Hinckley

Hinckley

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Why, so you can watch some perverted filth on my TV? I don't think so, go watch your Star Wars elsewhere :-|

Never roll your eyes at the Captain! >:-( That's bad boat etiquette.

Geno, I'm going to level with you. I like you. I have a soft spot in my heart for those who are different from people. I need that key and I'd like you to work with me. You see, one of my crew is dead and I'd like to find out who's responsible. The ship's dead in the water, no radio, no radar. I have some crafty crew members who could use your satelite tv to communicate with the mainland. However, most importantly I need that key. Please please cooperate, because as much as I like you, if you force me to, I'll let these Jocks loose on you. They love nerd-stompin' and they're good at it. Please don't force me to do that? :'-) I really just want to open all of the cargo containers and then I'll let you have it back... *sweet* What do you say?

Corvus

Corvus

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Well, I've had some trouble with tribbles myself ;-)

Geno, Benny, Otto, Gopher, Columbo! Let's go container to container and start unlocking them.

O-okay... 8-|

*Holds mop in front of self nerviously*

Gulp!

Starwars4J

Starwars4J

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Well, I've had some trouble with tribbles myself ;-)

Geno, Benny, Otto, Gopher, Columbo! Let's go container to container and start unlocking them.

Tell me more about this blood in your cabin by the way, Geno...

!

Trouble... :-D :-D :-D with TRIBBLES :-D :-D :-D

Maybe all hope isn't lost for humanity :'-) Well it got cleaned up, they said it was from the kitchen, but that's two decks above my room. So you see I just tapped an old rag over the leak in the roof. It was getting my jammies dirty :-X Anyways why is it called a skeleton key?

Siegfried

Siegfried

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Anyways why is it called a skeleton key?

It's one of those cases of derived derived meaning. As a simplfied definition, skeleton keys were for a kind of lock that supposedly the key of resembled a skeleton. However, often any skeleton key could open any type of warded lock (a lock that relies on obstrustions that prevent wrong keys from turning) due to bad design of the lock, or good design of the key. Thus, it became incorrectly known that skeleton keys open any warded type lock. Then, it bacame known that skeleton keys open any lock, which is 100% incorrect. There is no key in existance than can do that.

Now that's out of the way, where is that skeleton key? We need to open all the locks. *wacko*

Starwars4J

Starwars4J

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It's one of those cases of derived derived meaning. As a simplfied definition, skeleton keys were for a kind of lock that supposedly the key of resembled a skeleton. However, often any skeleton key could open any type of warded lock (a lock that relies on obstrustions that prevent wrong keys from turning) due to bad design of the lock, or good design of the key. Thus, it became incorrectly known that skeleton keys open any warded type lock. Then, it bacame known that skeleton keys open any lock, which is 100% incorrect. There is no key in existance than can do that.

Now that's out of the way, where is that skeleton key? We need to open all the locks. *wacko*

Why do we need one though? I mean he's the captain of the ship, can't he just smash them open? That's what Kirk would do :'-(

Siegfried

Siegfried

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Why do we need one though? I mean he's the captain of the ship, can't he just smash them open? That's what Kirk would do :'-(

Well I have never encountered any padlock that couldn't be opened with my trusty master key! :-D

*Produces bolt cutters from back pocket*

Hinckley

Hinckley

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Well I have never encountered any padlock that couldn't be opened with my trusty master key! :-D

*Produces bolt cutters from back pocket*

Oh well that works too. :-$ Geno, I'll give your key back when we're done just in case the bolt-cutter works. Now there are a lot of containers, this could take us a while, unless Mike speaks up about which container has the secret cargo...before the blood rushes to his head >:-)

Go ahead Gopher, please do the honors...

Hinckley

Hinckley

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OK

*Cuts bolt and levers open container the cool looking yellow container with freight logo on it*

Wow, look at that! 8-|

Awesome!!!!

Underwear!!!! X-D I've needed a fresh pair every since I sloshed myself twice and pooped a little when Dead-Stinky grabbed me.

Speaking of which, I wonder what he meant by "wait for it..." hmm.

Cks!? These are nice ones! This is my lucky day!

5XL...not my size...anyone see M?

5XL...5XL...5XL...5XL...5XL...5XL...5XL...5XL...5XL...??!!

What the hell, they're all 5XL. Oh, they never have my size! Where are we delivering such big underwear too anyway...

All right. That can't be the one...on to the next container!

BTW, maybe we should check the kitchen some time soon to see what cause all of that blood in Geno's room...

Gopher, cut the next lock please...

Hinckley

Hinckley

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Aaaaww! Look how his whole face lit up! Isn't he cute folks? *wub*

All right, Gopher. You've been working hard and you're such a loyal guy, you may play on it for a little while before we move on...

It's going to take us all day to get through these containers.

Otto, I believe some of us may be getting hungry soon. Perhaps you should bring someone with you down to the kitchen and see what you can put together. Take one of the security people, either Columbo or Nerd-o. We still don't know where that blood came from and I don't want anyone to travel unnacompanied. Do you have your Luger with you?

Oh, and I know it's slim pickings with no power, but can you do your usually sleek meal presentation? You really are a master! A master chef, and master presenter and a master baker! Just in case this is my last voyage I want it to be just like...

"Love, exciting and new

Come Aboard. We're expecting you.

Love, life's sweetest reward.

Let it flow, it floats back to you.

Love Boat soon will be making another run

The Love Boat promises something for everyone

Set a course for adventure,

Your mind on a new romance.

Love won't hurt anymore

It's an open smile on a friendly shore.

Yes LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! (hey-ah!)"

:'-) it's so beautiful!

WesternOutlaw

WesternOutlaw

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A quick count of the cargo containers reveals a total of six:

#1: Yellow: opened with bolt cutters: a life-time supply of "Dry Slosher" brand geriatric underwear (AKA Depends), and 10 Lego Technic Bulldozer sets.

#2: Green: Stan the Stow-Away (already opened)

#3: Red: An extra steel enforced cargo container with anti-bolt-cutting Walmart Pad Lock. Gene quickly tries his master key which will not unlock this heavy-duty container.

#4: Red crate covered with water-proof tarp. This is open with just a cover.

#5: Grey crate covered with water-proof tarp. "dito"

#6: Yellow (with electronic locking mechanism - can not be cut).

Hinckley

Hinckley

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#3: Red: An extra steel enforced cargo container with anti-bolt-cutting Walmart Pad Lock. Gene quickly tries his master key which will not unlock this heavy-duty container.

#6: Yellow (with electronic locking mechanism - can not be cut).

BOOOO!!!! >:-( BOOOOOOOO!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! >:-( >:-( >:-(

Well, booing doesn't seem to work either. :-$

Shall we:

a. go back to the jerks we have strung up from the forward nav mast or

b. investigate the blood that came from the kitchen?

:-/

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