woofmcmoose Posted April 29, 2015 Posted April 29, 2015 (edited) Wanted for Piracy: The Crew of The Flying Narwhal Captain Cornelius Blowfish From the planet Urch, Cornelius is a fearless and daring pirate. There being no Urchen-Standard dictionary in existence, his name is merely the closest sounding Standard words and it is unknown what his name actually means in his native tongue. The important thing is he has a large sword and a map of the galaxies major shipping lanes and he's not afraid to put either to use. Nebula Nebula only works in black; if it's good enough for space its good enough for her. Swift and deadly with her pistol and her charms she always gets the job done. Blinky Blinky envies the binocular vision of his crewmates. Having failed to correct this with a set of targeting goggles he bought over the internet, he resorted to space rum which at least gives him double-vision. Steely-eye-Joe Expert sniper and part time environmentalist, Joe lost his left arm and right eye liberating a shipment of space monkeys (and a considerable number of credits) from a McSpaceBurger factory. Wilson Found shipwrecked on an asteroid after 100 years, Wilson is not quite right in the circuits and is absolutely convinced he's human. It's not clear where he obtained his hair and beard but he claims to have had them all his life. But would you really want to argue otherwise with the inventor of the FishSabreTM. AVA-5T AVA-5T was cobbled together by Wilson and Blinky from various space junk. Part robot, part rum barrel with a cannonball for a 'head' and a very fancy hat; AVA-5T can double as a cannon in a pinch- high proof space rum goes up as well as any gunpowder. Edited April 29, 2015 by woofmcmoose Quote
Artanis I Posted April 30, 2015 Posted April 30, 2015 A cyclops with double vision, is that a bicyclops? Quote
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