Siegfried Posted August 2, 2007 Posted August 2, 2007 Being a 1.0 product the Clone Trooper has a few bugs in him and he loves to talk about his family. After hearing the 12497 story about what he likes about each of his brothers the shock trooper can take no more and kills himself. Quote
Hinckley Posted August 2, 2007 Posted August 2, 2007 I wasn't sure which way to go with this one, so I waited again for Sinner to vote. It appears (? *wacko* ) he voted for the clone trooper so I will vote for the shock trooper... Quote
Siegfried Posted August 2, 2007 Posted August 2, 2007 I wasn't sure which way to go with this one, so I waited again for Sinner to vote. It appears (? *wacko* ) he voted for the clone trooper so I will vote for the shock trooper... Yes, I voted for the clone. I love the Ep2 clones and I really wish Lego would re-release them. Quote
Clonie Posted August 2, 2007 Posted August 2, 2007 The Shocktrooper has a better selection of weapons and better armour, so the Shocktrooper. Yeah, not much humour with two clones, but oh well. Quote
Shadows Posted August 2, 2007 Posted August 2, 2007 Shocktrooper is better trained and equipped, so he wins in a close battle against his 'brother.' I come along after and steal the Ep2 clone helmet. *wub* Everyone's happy. Well, the dead guy isn't so happy, but I got a helmet. >:-) Quote
Clonie Posted August 2, 2007 Posted August 2, 2007 The dead guy can't be happy, because he's dead. :-) Quote
Siegfried Posted August 2, 2007 Posted August 2, 2007 The dead guy can't be happy, because he's dead.:-) He can't be unhappy either... Quote
Clonie Posted August 2, 2007 Posted August 2, 2007 He can't be unhappy either...Well that's sort of the point. :-P Quote
captaintau Posted August 2, 2007 Author Posted August 2, 2007 I make it 4-3 Shock Trooper. Your next match comes from the desert of Tattooine. Now look closely at what versions of these minifigs are fighting. Your first fighter is know for his brawn, not his brains and certainly lot his beauty. He's sporting a lovely new axe, though. He's a Gamorrean (from Jabba's Sail Barge). And his opponent, fresh from Cloud City on which he wears his best set of Mandalorian armour, its Boba Fett. Remember folks that this is a fight, not the Mr Gorgeus (Outer Rim) contest Round 1, match 25. Gamorean (Jabba's Sail Barge) vs. Boba Fett (Cloud City) Quote
Siegfried Posted August 2, 2007 Posted August 2, 2007 Boba arrives on the Sail Barge looking for Jabba and finds the Gamorrean. He is hungry after his long trip, mistakes the Gamorrean for a pig, and after setting his blaster on "cook" he prepares a quick snack. Quote
jifel Posted August 2, 2007 Posted August 2, 2007 I too forsee Gamorrean Burgers i hope boba has ketchup, he'll need it *skull* *skull* fett on jifel Quote
Grand Moff Viceroy Posted August 2, 2007 Posted August 2, 2007 Boba, definitely. The gamorrean is too fat to even move fast enough and he is too primitive. Quote
Corvus Posted August 3, 2007 Posted August 3, 2007 Boba uses the lovely tools on his printed arm to let loose his flamethrower on the Gamorrean. He then has a well done steak afterwards along with some red wine. Boba wins! Quote
Clonie Posted August 3, 2007 Posted August 3, 2007 Boba and the Gamorrean have a rock contest to decide the winner. While the Gamorrean is rocking out a solo, Boba busts his megablok. Quote
Hinckley Posted August 3, 2007 Posted August 3, 2007 I think Boba will decide to make sausage links out of the gammorean guard...Boba wins. Quote
captaintau Posted August 3, 2007 Author Posted August 3, 2007 So Boba wins against old pig-face. Your next match will be a trial of two allies. The first fighter arrives via Delta-7 Aetherprite. Its Jedi Knight Obi Wan Kenobi. And his opponent, hitchinga lift on Anakin's Podracer is Padme. Round 1, match 26. Obi Wan Kenobi (Jedi Starfighter) vs. Padme (Anakin's Podracer) Quote
captaintau Posted August 3, 2007 Author Posted August 3, 2007 While Obi Wan reconciles having to kill an innocent (and hot) lady, Padme draws her hidden blaster and tries to shoot him. Being a Jedi Knight, he sees it coming, and deflects the bolt with his lightsaber. He now thinks maybe she's not so innocent (though she's still hot) and so strikes her down Quote
trooperdavinfelth Posted August 3, 2007 Posted August 3, 2007 Lol, good one Tau! Yeah, the Jedi always owns the disagreeable Naberrie. Quote
Piranha Posted August 4, 2007 Posted August 4, 2007 Lets see,Obi wan forsees anakin falling in love with her so he quickly attempts to kill her However Padme is pretty smart and tries to hide Foolish queen though, Obi wan ambushes her and slices her in four Obi Wan wins hands down Piranha Quote
Siegfried Posted August 4, 2007 Posted August 4, 2007 Obi Wan grows tired of the seeming unjustified arrogance of a servant and chops off an arm. When she complains further he finishes the job. Quote
Hinckley Posted August 4, 2007 Posted August 4, 2007 Obi Wan grows tired of the seeming unjustified arrogance of a servant and chops off an arm. When she complains further he finishes the job. I have to agree. Obi-Wan looks at Padme, says "We all know you're the queen." And kills the bad plot device before George Lucas can say "Jar-Jar"... That's a vote for Obi-Wan Quote
Clonie Posted August 4, 2007 Posted August 4, 2007 Which Obi is that? Is Delta-7 the Episode II fighter? Quote
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