captaintau Posted July 30, 2007 Author Posted July 30, 2007 R2-D2 wins. I should add that seems to be dragging a bit now. We are well over halfway through round 1 and of course each round will half as long and (hopefully) twice as exciting as the previous round. At the moment, we're essentially just cleansing the game of the detritus. Yor next match comes from the lava planet of Mustafar. In the molten-red corner is Jedi Master Obi Wan Kenobi (Ultimate Lightsaber Duel). And his opponent, in the ashen-black corner is a A Tusken Raider. Round 1, match 22: Obi Wan Kenobi (Ultimate Lightsaber Duel) vs. A Tusken Raider Quote
Siegfried Posted July 30, 2007 Posted July 30, 2007 The Tusken Raider seeing his quarry does a fierce battle cry, holding is weapon over his head. Obi-Wan take advantage of this foolish show of strength and bisects him. Quote
Piranha Posted July 30, 2007 Posted July 30, 2007 I'll have some fun with this match The Tusken raider is wandering around looking at lava at taking pictures Obi-Wan jumps from above and says "Boo" The tusken raider is scared to death and falls into the 2000 degree lava and dies Obi wan then says "So uncivilized" and walks away Obi wins this one Piranha Quote
Hinckley Posted July 30, 2007 Posted July 30, 2007 Obi-Wan dons a Tusken Raider mask with a wig and a pretty dress with an ample fake bust. Upon sight of Obi-Wan, the Tusken Raider's eyes bulge out of his head and his heart pounds and leaps stretching the skin outward in a heart shape. A comical "owooga" trumpet sound is heard. The Tusken Raider prepares a lavish meal to impress the big-busted impostor Tusken-She-Babe and just as he leans in for a kiss, Obi-Wan ignites his lightsaber and stabs the Tusken Raider right through the eye. Obi-Wan wins. Quote
The Kid Posted July 30, 2007 Posted July 30, 2007 The pair are strolling along the bank, having a pleasant chat about ways and means. The Tusken begins to taunt Obi-Wan, who becomes increasingly annoyed. After a paticularly snide comment about Kenobi and Padme, the Jedi finally pushes the Raider into the lava. Unfortunately, however, he returns as a zombie and eats Obi-Wan's brains. Tusken wins. TK Quote
trooperdavinfelth Posted July 31, 2007 Posted July 31, 2007 Obi-wan wins because he can impersonate a Krayt Dragon's howl which is the easiest way to scare a Tusken. Of course, since Obi hasn't learned the dragon's scream(he's from Mustafar) he will use the Jedi Mind Trick to persuade him that he is a Tusken God. The Raider will then fall at his feet in worship, after which Obi will slice his head off. Quote
jifel Posted July 31, 2007 Posted July 31, 2007 obi unraps tusken hedress and holds up a mirror. tusken dies of fright jifel Quote
captaintau Posted July 31, 2007 Author Posted July 31, 2007 Obi Wan does an Anakin on the Tusken. Obi Win wans! Quote
Clonie Posted July 31, 2007 Posted July 31, 2007 Obi shows soap to the Tusken Raider, who jumps into the lava at the sight of it. Quote
captaintau Posted July 31, 2007 Author Posted July 31, 2007 So, unspurprisingly, Obi Wan wins. Your next match is a bit of a shocker. Coming from on-board a system-scale Imperial Star Destroyer. Your first fighter is a Sith Apprentice named Darth Vader (ISD). And his opponent is an Alderaanian Princess, its Princess Leia (new, system-scale, Millennium Falcon). Its a father-daughter match-up. But do they know :-/ ? Round 1, match 23: Darth Vader (ISD) vs. Princess Leia (new MF) Quote
jifel Posted July 31, 2007 Posted July 31, 2007 leih shoots vader in face and laser bounces off at laih *vader* on jifel Quote
captaintau Posted July 31, 2007 Author Posted July 31, 2007 I think Vader would win, but there'd be a whole lot of "Leia, I am your father" / <girly> "nooooo!!" -ing in the process. Quote
Corvus Posted August 1, 2007 Posted August 1, 2007 But Vader didn't know that Leia was his daughter. He only thought he had a son. It was only when he died that he found out he had a daughter. Therefore, I say Vader. Leia may be a princess, but she never does much fighting. Quote
Siegfried Posted August 1, 2007 Posted August 1, 2007 Since the Death Star exploded Darth no longer sees any purpose in allowing Leia to live. He casually kills her with a thought and goes off to buff his helmet. *vader* Quote
Clonie Posted August 1, 2007 Posted August 1, 2007 Oh gee, who could possibly guess the outcome... P.S: *vader* *vader* *vader* Quote
Hinckley Posted August 1, 2007 Posted August 1, 2007 I was unsure which way to go with this one, but since Sinner voted for *vader* I will of course vote for Leia. I believe what would happen is during the "Search your feelings, you know it to be true. You are my daughter"...which he would figure out while they were fighting...the force would tell him..."Join me or die. Blah blah blah" Leia would find a clever way to kill him while he was distracted by the family reunion. Perhaps she is able to remove his helmet and remove his breathing apparatus or gouge his eyes out. Either way, Leia wins. And don't tell me that's impossible. I'm just doing what GL would do faced with the same situation. He did decide to have small teddy bears with rocks and spears defeat the imperial army. :-| In the GL SW universe, Leia easily defeats *vader* Quote
Corvus Posted August 1, 2007 Posted August 1, 2007 And don't tell me that's impossible. I'm just doing what GL would do faced with the same situation. He did decide to have small teddy bears with rocks and spears defeat the imperial army. :-| In the GL SW universe, Leia easily defeats *vader* How many of those happen? Let's count... Little boy destroys Battleship, check, Mace kills Jango (hey, it was pretty fair, but it was pathetic), check, Padme somehow avoids the vast amount of lasers bouncing around... The list goes on... X-D Quote
Piranha Posted August 1, 2007 Posted August 1, 2007 Vader wins by slicing some body part off The End Piranha Quote
trooperdavinfelth Posted August 1, 2007 Posted August 1, 2007 Vader wins because it's a duel to the death and he knows it. Quote
xbloodyfangs Posted August 1, 2007 Posted August 1, 2007 This could go one of two ways: After a brief period of fighting, Vader knocks down Leia. He is about to finish the job when he realizes he can't hit girls, and since Leia is a girl, he can't hit her. While he is thinking about what to do next, Leia shoots his life-support breathing thing, and he chokes to death. Leia wins. OR: Vader stabs Leia. Vader wins. I think I'll go with Leia since the story is better. Leia wins. Quote
Wout Posted August 1, 2007 Posted August 1, 2007 Leia kicks Vader somewhere between his legs and Vader feels he's not complety burned there. Leia wins girlpower on! Quote
captaintau Posted August 1, 2007 Author Posted August 1, 2007 So Vader wins. He goes into round 2. Your next match features (I emphasise again) two RANDOMly drawn opponents. The first is the so-new-new-his-armour-is-positively-sparkling Shock Trooper. And his opponent, slight more weather-beaten is the Clone Trooper (AT-TE) Round 1, match 24. Shock Trooper vs. AT-TE Trooper Quote
Corvus Posted August 1, 2007 Posted August 1, 2007 I prefer the older clones. They have better helmets. But, which set is the ST from? The battle pack? Anyway: The two troopers find themselves in a male beauty contest. The shock trooper walks out, and he is applauded for his red armor. However, when the CT walks out, everyone realises how ugly a helmet the ST has and he is thrown out. The Clone Trooper wins. X-D :-| Quote
jifel Posted August 1, 2007 Posted August 1, 2007 ep 2 clone overwelms the shock trooper with his magaphone by deafening him jifel Quote
captaintau Posted August 1, 2007 Author Posted August 1, 2007 The Shocky is just stronger, faster and more intelligent. He offers an unarmed match, which the original Clone stupidly agrees to. They grapple and Shocky pulls off a lovely cross-arm-bar (Jujigatame), forgetting that since minifig arms don't move sideways. Original clone has his arm ripped off. Quite embarassing, really. Shocky wins. Quote
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