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This is a tough one! two badasses. Best fight yet, CT! How to decide... :-/

I shall vote the opposite of Sinner. *sweet* I vote chewie (stupid walrus).

Posted

I make it four votes each at this point and so shall decide a winner based on quality argument again. I think Jango wins.

That was probably the best and most entertaining match yet. Keep it up!

Your next match will be much less interesting yet should still entertain many.

Featuring first, Darth Maul (Sith Infiltrator). And his opponent, Jar Jar Binks (Naboo Swamp)

Round 1, match 20. Darth Maul (Sith Infiltartor) vs. Jar Jar Binks (Naboo Swamp)

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Wait wait wait! My name is Joe...Bob. Joebob. Hi. This is my first post on Eurobricks. Ignore my username and avatar, there seems to be some sort of internet-related glitch. I assure you I am Jimbob and this is my first post on Eurobricks. I have been a lurker for a long time and would like to vote for chewie.

Thank you-Jedbob

Posted (edited)

Sorry bob, Jango wins that match :-D

Oh and I forgot his Jetpack has a rocket

Jar Jar binks a stupid gungan vs a powerful sith

Jar would jump to a very high point and try and hide

Little does he know that DM can also jump that high

He jumps up and finds Jar Jar

Jar Jar says "Meesa Gonna die"

DM shocked by his language drops his saber

Jar Jar picks it up and says

"Now yousa gonna die"

However DM force pushes him to death into the nearest tree

The end

Piranha

Edited by Piranha
Posted

Darth Maul chases Jar-Jar for a while. Eventually they come to a cliffside, where a battle to the death ensues. Jar-Jar's ears vs. Maul's saber. Maul eventually tires of the Gungan's shenanigans, and quickly decapitates Jar-Jar, force-pushing his remains off the cliff.

A party later celebrates the victor: Society.

TK

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Jar Jar is busy collecting apples that he happened to find at a market when he accidently hits Darth Maul in the head. Jar Jar says "meesa sooo sorrwy" but Maul will have none of it. He ignites one blade, and then the other, and then proceeds to start doing his incredible-but-pointless jumping around. Jar Jar however is still hungry so he goes for another Apple, causing Darth Maul to trip and fall on his own blade. "Messa da Winna" proclaims Jar Jar as he tries for a third time for the same apple...

Posted

Scenario 1:

Jar Jar babbles and does various slapstick. Darth Maul acrobatically flips around. Various pointless scenes are shot.

George Lucas gets tired of it, walks out and slices DM in half. "Hey, he isn't supposed to make it through the first movie anyway, and I know the fans love Jar Jar!"

Scenario 2:

Jar Jar slips on some bantha podo. DM taunts him, smacking his lightsaber blade against various bits of metal in an annoying show of "power."

Jar Jar pulls out his script, not able to remember what he's supposed to do next. "Oh! Meesa shoots first!" pulls out his blaster and levels DM, sending him falling down some kind of open and extremely dangerous open vent or something, just because it looks cool.

George Lucas is seen sporting a "Jar Jar Shot First" t-shirt at a convention.

Sadly, the annoying Gungan always wins. He's destined to survive and vote for the Emperor.

Posted (edited)

Darth Maul kills himself as soon has he reads his first match is against Jar Jar. :-P

But seriously:

Darth Maul jumps at Jar Jar. He lands in front of him and chops his ears off, rendering him deaf.

He jumps around extremetly fast so that Jar Jar can't see him, then sneaks up on him and slaps him with the ears 23 times across the eyes. Jar Jar is now blind.

Darth Maul shoves his fist down Jar Jar's throat and pulls his vocal chords out, making it impossible for him to be annoying.

Darth Maul cuts off Jar Jar's face, leaving only the back of his skull and half his brain.

Darth Maul pulls Jar Jar's skin off and slaps him with the ears again, this time on his entire body. The pain is unbearable.

Jar Jar finally collapses, but still has a small amount of life. Darth Maul acts quickly to give Jar Jar just a little more pain before he dies.

Darth Maul cuts all his limbs off and starts shoving them down Jar Jar's throat, but they don't all fit, so he makes a hole in Jar Jar's back so they can fall out and Darth Maul can stick the limbs back in him repeatedly. His internal organs are damaged greatly.

Finally Jar Jar dies. Darth Maul is extremely sad that he couldn't torture Jar Jar even more, and kills himself.

Draw, however Jar Jar died first so Darth Maul wins.

I also wish he could have been tortured more, but one can only live so long without their skin, limbs and face.

...

I'm so evil.

Edited by Clonie
Posted

Darth Maul wins. Thankfully.

I stress again that these matches are RANDOMLY drawn. Which is why matches like the following are so surprising.

Your first competitor hails from the Sandcrawler and from Jabba's Palace. Its the GONK droid. And his opponent, specifically from the Sail Barge is R2-D2.

Round 1, match 21: GONK Droid vs. R2-D2 (Jabba's Sail Barge)

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Before the fight even starts Gonk malfunctions and stops working entirely, giving R2-D2 a bye this round.

Man, I would love to advance Gonk though, in hopes that he'd be matched up with Darth Maul next round. :-D :-D

But my vote stays with R2-D2...

Posted

Artoo, with his odd wit, 'accidentally' bumps into the gonk and the gonk falls off a conveniently placed cliff. Artoo wins. Haven't we seen that in ep II? X-D

Posted

It's easy to give R2 the quick win here but aside from that drink tray, neither of them has ever carried or used anything outside of the videogames and movies.

Gonk does have internal storage, I mean seriously, he's a mailbox on legs. Therefore, I declare that he carries a thermal detonator in there. Now he doesn't have arms, so basically the compartment flops open, the detonator rolls out, and they both go boom. Draw.

Of course, the cult of Gonk disputes this claim saying that in his infinite power and wisdom he is capable of feats greater than all those around him, but they're a bunch of whackos anyway.

Realistically, R2 kicks pretty much all droid butt. Just depends on how the rules declare the use of his hidden tools.

Posted

Artoo would fly around spilling the drinks on the gonk droid

The gonk droid circuits burn and he explodes

R2-D2 wins this one

Piranha

Posted

r2 spills the drinks on gonk and lights them on fire with his engines orhe ejects lightsaber, grabs it with a claw and kills gonk

jifel

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