The Kid Posted July 22, 2007 Posted July 22, 2007 Qui-Gon sneaks up behind Luminara, and with a quick hand and a "Yoink!" her headress is gone! She chases him, and he eventually hides, tripping her up when she walks past. Remembering his lightsaber at last, he points it at her. She agrees to do a swap - her lightsaber for the headress. Qui-Gon, that sly old fox, grabs her lightsaber, which is attached to her hand by wires (she is LULS, after all) and rips the whole arm out, causing the electronic Jedi to explode. The End. TK Quote
Wout Posted July 22, 2007 Posted July 22, 2007 I vote for Luminara, she's was in only one set (I hope that will change with a new set with jedifighter, Luminara and Bariss) Quote
Grand Moff Viceroy Posted July 22, 2007 Posted July 22, 2007 Anakin winsHis anger plus he has a lightsaber Lando would fumble out his blaster Anakin would do a stunning leap and jab lando with the saber The End I hope there is a really good match next like Darth maul against Darth vader Piranha Darth Maul and Darth Vader fought, and Vader killed him by sticking his saber through his own chest and killimg maul behind him. One vote for Luminara because she is only available in one set, and her head is neither yellow or fleshie, such as was and is Qui-gon's head. Yeah, but she is a LUL . How does she eat? I vote Qui-gonn, because he is powerful and nearly joined the dark side. He performs form 0 on her while she tries to move her stiff light up saber hand. Quote
captaintau Posted July 22, 2007 Author Posted July 22, 2007 Master Qui Gon wins a hard fought match. Your next match comes from on board the Invisible Hand over Coruscant. Featuring first, a Buzz Droid. And his opponent, fresh from guard the Emperor, an Imperial Red Guard. Round 1, match 14. Buzz Droid vs. Red Guard Quote
Piranha Posted July 22, 2007 Posted July 22, 2007 (edited) Lets see a piece of electronic equipment vs a Imperial guard trained in more than one martial art The little buzz droid would try and saw off his leg Then the guard would jab him with his electric spear and the little droid would blow up The end Imperial Guard wins no doubt Piranha Edited July 22, 2007 by Piranha Quote
The Kid Posted July 22, 2007 Posted July 22, 2007 The Guard flies out of a building, latching onto a ledge. The droid stands on the ledge, moving in for the kill, when it stumbles, falling. For some reason its opponent catches it, and the two make their way inside. The droid speaks up: "You have saved my life. I am eternally grateful." The two immediately bond, and live together in peace for several years. However, the droid had been repeating that same phrase over and over, and when the IG couldn't stands no more, he killed the droid. TK Quote
captaintau Posted July 22, 2007 Author Posted July 22, 2007 The Buzz Droid is an annoyance rather than a genuine opponent. Initially evades the Red Guard and even penetrates his armour on one attack. But the Red Guard uses his spear to knock off the one-piece circular saw, then runs the defenceless Droid through. Game over Quote
Hinckley Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 I also vote for the red guard... Sorry I have nothing interesting to add... Quote
Bionic-Sun Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 Buzz droid wins, I say. Jumps onto gaurds face and saws through it. Hilarity, bodily fluids and death ensue. Quote
Grand Moff Viceroy Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 (edited) Royal guard because he actually has a blaster concealed and his force pike is deadly, highly trained and buzz droids are only effective in space. His pike blasts the primary photoreceptor. Edited July 23, 2007 by Grand Moff Viceroy Quote
captaintau Posted July 23, 2007 Author Posted July 23, 2007 Ok, so the Red Guard wins. The next match is so predicatable and pathetic, its a shame we have to have it at all. Still, its what the random draw produced. Lets just get it over with and accept that plenty more fun matches still lie ahead. First, a Battle Droid, from the Battle Droid Carrier. Second, Darth Vader, from Ultimate Lightsaber Duel. Round 1, match 15. Battle Droid vs. Ultimate Lightsaber Duel Darth Vader Quote
Piranha Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 Darth Vader Wins Cuts the droid in half The End Piranha Quote
Hinckley Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 I want to be the only person who votes Battle Droid. Just to be different. I have no justification. Um, I'll try though. Darth Vades force pushes the battle droid who smashes into the wall and the force of the impact sets his blaster to auto-rapid-fire and fires several rounds into the Sith Lord's head... Ah, nuts to that. I vote for *vader* Quote
The Kid Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 Taking Vader by surprise, the droid blasts his arm, and the lightsaber explodes. His wires exposed, Vader screams like a little girl, jumps behind a pillar for protection, and inadvertantly dives into the lava. BD wins. TK Quote
Grand Moff Viceroy Posted July 24, 2007 Posted July 24, 2007 BD tries to decide whether his tool is a megaphone or a blaster when Vader comes and he panics and accidentally fires and shoots his face, and that is why he needs a life support suit to keep him alive and looks like *vader* Quote
Corvus Posted July 24, 2007 Posted July 24, 2007 Youtube- Battle Droid fight :-D I had no idea that droids were skilled in martial arts... :-D However, some fancy kicking is no match for a lightsaber... So Anakin on! Quote
Grand Moff Viceroy Posted July 24, 2007 Posted July 24, 2007 Youtube- Battle Droid fight :-D I had no idea that droids were skilled in martial arts... :-D However, some fancy kicking is no match for a lightsaber... So Anakin on! Funny, although their electromagnets won't stand that and their joints would need some fluid. Quote
captaintau Posted July 24, 2007 Author Posted July 24, 2007 OK, so Lord Vader wins. Big shock there. Regrettably the next match isn't much better. I promise more interesting matches to come. Really. Lets just get through round 1 and get rid of all trash them start some proper fights! Your next match comes from Tattooine. Featuring first, fresh from his "Han Shot First" t-shirt photo' shoot, GREEDO. And his opponent, currently wondering "am I in the new AT-AT set or not", its LUKE SKYWALKER (from the original non-motorised AT-AT) Round 1, match 16. Greedo vs. AT-AT Luke Quote
Grand Moff Viceroy Posted July 24, 2007 Posted July 24, 2007 That would be hard since they are both yellow, (Greedo in a set that is yellow) but Greedo uses his thermal detonator from the game against luke and he blows up. Quote
captaintau Posted July 25, 2007 Author Posted July 25, 2007 Learning his lesson from Han Solo, Greedo shoots first. Luke hasn't yet learned to deflect blaster shots so he goes down Quote
The Kid Posted July 25, 2007 Posted July 25, 2007 Luke whips out his cable, and ties up Greedo, torturing him for a few hours. Then, as an evil grin spreads across the Pilot's face, Greedo begins to worry - surely this means Luke has thought up the most evilest thing yet? Panicking, he stands up, and in his surprise that he could have done exactly that all that time, he falls over again, and a thermal detonator rolls out of his pocket. Luke looks at it, picks it up, laughs, and explodes. Greedo wins. TK Quote
Hinckley Posted July 25, 2007 Posted July 25, 2007 That would be hard since they are both yellow, (Greedo in a set that is yellow) but Greedo uses his thermal detonator from the game against luke and he blows up. I'll vote Greedo as well. ESB Luke is still a putz before he goes to Dagobah and Greedo from the cantina is hyper aware trying to collect a bounty. I have to ask GMV, what do you mean they are both yellow? Quote
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