Grand Moff Viceroy Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 LOuke was once flesh-toned. I vote for Jimmy too. :-P Quote
captaintau Posted July 16, 2007 Author Posted July 16, 2007 It seems Jedi Jimmy is our runaway winner. Now remember I said this was RANDOMLY drawn. Well it is. Which is why the next match is a surprise. The next match comes from the swamps of Dagobah. Featuring first in the swampy-brown corner, LUKE SKYWALKER (from his X-Wing on Dagobah) and the swampy-green corner, from this years' Droid Battle Pack, a SUPER BATTLE DROID. Round 1. Match 8. Luke (Dagobah) vs. Super Battle Droid (Battle Pack) Quote
Grand Moff Viceroy Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 Luke Skywalker could get his HELMET from the xwing and headbutt the battle droid. :-D Obviously super battle droid will win because he shot luke before he could reach the lightsaber in the cargo hold. Quote
captaintau Posted July 16, 2007 Author Posted July 16, 2007 On paper, the advantage goes to the SBD - he's programmed to deal with Jedi whereas Luek will have never seen one. The SBD has great firepower and Luke is a relative novice with little defence. Despite this, I see Luke winning. He's more agile, more at home in the swamps, better able to evade and hide, smarter, more adaptable. The SBD wouldn't function particularly well in the swamps. I see Luke running and jumping away, silently circling behind and then skewering the SBD on his lightsaber. Plus remember the rule that bad guys can never shoot straight! My vote is for a Luke victory. Quote
Grand Moff Viceroy Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 Cortosis battle droids are for jedi, and later, luke does use super battle droids on his side , but not yet. I vote sbd Quote
xbloodyfangs Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 (edited) Yea the SBD would win, Luke isn't experienced with SBD's, and (as GMV said), he would be killed trying to get his lightsaber from the cargo hold. Edited July 16, 2007 by xbloodyfangs Quote
trooperdavinfelth Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 SBD earns victory because Luke is, well, Luke. No, I don't like him either, Ponda. Quote
captaintau Posted July 17, 2007 Author Posted July 17, 2007 OK, so Super Battle Droid wins that one to advanced into Round 2. So two Luke matches, two Lukes eliminated. This is possibly the greatest Jedi ever, we're talking about! Your next match takes place on the jungle world of Kasssyyk (or something like that). Featuring first, arriving by Wookiee Catamaran, Jedi Master Yoda. And his opponent, arriving by Imperial Star Destroyer, Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin. Not very exciting this one, sorry. Round 1. Match 9. Yoda (Wookiee Catamaran) vs. Tarkin (ISD) Quote
Piranha Posted July 17, 2007 Posted July 17, 2007 Yoda wins :-D GM Tarkin pulls his blaster out and tries to shoot but Master Yoda sensed he would do that In a stunnig triple backflip he instantly cuts Tarkin in half before he can even fire the blaster The end Piranha Quote
captaintau Posted July 17, 2007 Author Posted July 17, 2007 Yoda can't use hsi Lightsaber as he doesn't have it in the Wookiee Catamaran set (see why I selected this version). He'll just Force-push Tarkin off a moutain. Quote
trooperdavinfelth Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 *yoda* wins even though Tarkin is cool. He is definitely a favorite Imp officer but the force guides *yoda* 's controls. *yoda* wins. Quote
jifel Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 tarkin would be thrown into atree until his neck snaps jifel Quote
The Kid Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 No lightsaber? No Death Star laser? A battle of boredom ensues! Who will bore the other to death first? Or will they just fall asleep? Find out!... now. *drum roll* Yoda wins! With his 900 years of "During The War" stories, Tarkin soon* turns to dust. TK *Or not, as the case may be. Give it another 900 years so Yoda can tell all his stories and it'll happen. Quote
captaintau Posted July 18, 2007 Author Posted July 18, 2007 OK, Master Yoda wins. It was a forgone conclusion. Though a battle of boredom woudl certainly be... different Your next match comes from Geonosis. Your first competitor is a native, a Geonosian Soldier. And his opponent, still baring her chains from Jabba's Palace, its Princess Leia. Round 1. Match 10. Geonosian Soldier vs. Leia (Jabba's Palace) Quote
Hinckley Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 OK, Master Yoda wins. It was a forgone conclusion. Though a battle of boredom woudl certainly be... differentYour next match comes from Geonosis. Your first competitor is a native, a Geonosian Soldier. And his opponent, still baring her chains from Jabba's Palace, its Princess Leia. Round 1. Match 10. Geonosian Soldier vs. Leia (Jabba's Palace) Leia never gives up easily and with those chains I think that silly little bug would be squashed Quote
xbloodyfangs Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 Hmmm... Soldier blasts Leia. Battle over. XD Quote
captaintau Posted July 18, 2007 Author Posted July 18, 2007 I'd like to believe that Leia would outwit the Geonosian but in all honesty I don't think so. He's got a blaster and wings. Leia's got little cover and a prediliction for being shot. Geonosian victory, regreattably. Quote
Hinckley Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 I'd like to believe that Leia would outwit the Geonosian but in all honesty I don't think so. He's got a blaster and wings. Leia's got little cover and a prediliction for being shot.Geonosian victory, regreattably. Wait! Wait! We have a protest from one of the American officials. Leia, single handedly killed Jabba the Hutt with those chains. Granted he's a big slug and a lot slower than the jittery Geonosian bug, but it's Leia. And if these are SW Lego mini-figs, that blaster is just a megaphone turned the wrong way round. And most importantly, her mother beat back a ton of Geonosian soldiers without any chains and kicked a big cat's butt on the same planet armed only with a chain. Huh? Come on! Phew! I'm taking this seriously! >:-( :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D Quote
Piranha Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 First the Geonosian would be awestruck from seeing a Hottie in a metal bikini He would just stand there and admire her Then Leia would grab her chains and whip him across the face That stunned him so leia could then choke him to death with her chains The End :-D Piranha Quote
jifel Posted July 19, 2007 Posted July 19, 2007 since lieh dosnt have a gun the geo would have an advantage but has bad aim so lieh might win geo wins jifel Quote
The Kid Posted July 19, 2007 Posted July 19, 2007 Leia does a pole dance on one of those giant poles in the Arena. Geonosian flies around a bit. Leia's ultra-sexy moves on the pole beat the Geonosian's crappy moves. He's obviously never been told how to "shake it on the dance floor". Leia wins. TK Quote
trooperdavinfelth Posted July 19, 2007 Posted July 19, 2007 Since the Geonosian has a lethal weapon, you must remember that he can fly. He would first fly to a high vantage point, and oh? By the way, Geos don't have dancing on Geonosis so he wouldn't understand what Leia was doing and for what purpose. Geo wins. Quote
The Kid Posted July 19, 2007 Posted July 19, 2007 By the way, Geos don't have dancing on Geonosis so he wouldn't understand what Leia was doing and for what purpose. Can you prove this? Is there any way we can prove anything? Blah blah blah? TK Quote
trooperdavinfelth Posted July 19, 2007 Posted July 19, 2007 It doesen't need to be proved if it has never been mentioned in all of Star Wars canon. Remember, we have to keep our ideas grounded in reality, not in what we would want to see on some robot chicken version of the duel. Quote
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