Ultimate Star Wars Minifig Challenge

[firefury]

What's the *yoda* for? 8-|

no real reason

[captaintau]

R4 grabs the saber with one of his claws and stabs Luke while he is writhing on the ground.

He doesn't have claws as just his head is hard-wired in the Delta-7!

So we've got Luke, a complete novice, who as is correctly stated, barely knows how to hold a Lightsabre vs an armed Jedi starfighter (since R4 is inseperable from the starfighter and can control it without human input)

Luke has no chance

[jifel]

luke is runover and then fried by r4's jets

jifel

[firefury]

so does everyone agree r4 wins?

[Commander Andrew of 501 st]

so does everyone agree r4 wins?

I DO!! lol X-D

[captaintau]

So, surprisingly, R4 wins. Well, suprisingly to me anyway as I thought everyone would vote Luke.

There are 8 fighters left / 4 matches left in round 1. There are two Jedi, a Sith and a non-Sith-Lightsaber-wielder among them so some interesting final matches are guaranteed. This following match might be fun for the more imaginative, but is pretty much a forgone conclusion. Or maybe you could prove me wrong?

I'll get straight on:

Round 1, match 29. Jar Jar Binks (Gungan Patrol) vs. Han Solo (new version of the system-scale, Millennium Falcon)

[Corvus]

Jar Jar, being a clumsy fool, 'accidentally' opens the hatch on his pod thing, and all the blue grenades fall out, killing Han before he can even draw his blaster. Later, at his funeral, no one comes because he is flesh-toned... X-O

Jar Jar wins! (Must be karma....)

[firefury]

Jar Jar, being a clumsy fool, 'accidentally' opens the hatch on his pod thing, and all the blue grenades fall out, killing Han before he can even draw his blaster. Later, at his funeral, no one comes because he is flesh-toned... X-O

Jar Jar wins! (Must be karma....)

true, but han can easily gunsling and shoot jar jar in a vital area. look what happened in that tatooine bar

[jifel]

jar jars kaadu tramples han and kills him

jarjar on

jifel

[Scouty]

I'm quite sure Han could go on over and shoot first, he is quick, didn't you see him in the cantina? Han would win.

:-P .

[firefury]

I'm quite sure Han could go on over and shoot first, he is quick, didn't you see him in the cantina? Han would win.

:-P .

yes...remember greedo

greedo is jar jar :-D

[Scouty]

Well, he is Greedo now!

[Shadows]

Let's see.

Experienced smuggler with a blaster. Idiot with a spear.

By the time they could meet, Jar Jar is old, disgraced, and as annoying as ever. Han is still relatively young (he always seemed a little too old) and quick on the draw.

Clearly, in a realistic battle, Han wins. With our luck, Jar Jar shoots first.

[firefury]

i just remembered in the robot chicken special jar jar died in space and became a ghost. thus han would win by default :-D

[Clonie]

Oh yes, let's not forget Jar Jar was dead by the time Leia was on the Falcon. X-D

*ahem* Well, Han nas no blaster and Jar Jar has a spear but as I hate Jar Jar and everyone else does I'll just say Han grabs the spear and snaps the head off in one hand and Jar Jar drops the broken spear and Han punches him until he dies. *inhales*

[Piranha]

I would like to see Jar Jar advance to the nxet round so here is what "Really" Happens

Jar jar is preparing for battle he picks up his electic spear and some glowing blue ball things

He starts walking on his way, then Han ambushes him saying "Give me your credits"

Jar Jar says "Why yousa a smuggler"

He then jabs the spear right threw Han and kills him

The end

:-D

Piranha

[Siegfried]

"Messa pleeesed to mweet you" exclaims Jar Jar as he runs towards Han who falls over a nearby cliff in shock.

"Messa sooo sorwy" sobs Jar Jar. "I was onwy twying.... ahahhghghgh" screams Jar Jar as he falls to the ground. Han climbs the rest of the way up, puts away his blaster and picks up his hat....

(Sorry, I can't let Jar Jar win!)

EDIT: OK, no blaster? Would you believe he found one? No? OK, I will try again.

"Messa pleeesed to mweet you" exclaims Jar Jar as he runs towards Han who falls over a nearby cliff in shock.

"Messa sooo sorwy" sobs Jar Jar. "I was onwy twying.... ahahhghghgh" screams Jar Jar as a length of vine suddenly pulls him over the cliff. Han climbs the rest of the way up and picks up his hat....

(Sorry, I still can't let Jar Jar win!)

[firefury]

I would like to see Jar Jar advance to the nxet round so here is what "Really" Happens

Jar jar is preparing for battle he picks up his electic spear and some glowing blue ball things

He starts walking on his way, then Han ambushes him saying "Give me your credits"

Jar Jar says "Why yousa a smuggler"

He then jabs the spear right threw Han and kills him

The end

:-D

Piranha

there is no way jar jar can win!

[Clonie]

Well if Han got stung by a Box Jellyfish Jar Jar might have a chance. X-D

[captaintau]

Han doesn't have a blaster so its unarmed vs spear. I think Jar Jar is faster and stronger but Han is smarter. He gets behind Jar Jar and chokes him with his ears!

[Clonie]

So who's left in Round 1?

[captaintau]

So who's left in Round 1?

Wait and see. A list of all the fighters is in tehe fist post of this thread so you can work out for yourself who's left.

Of the final six, one will get their big behind kicked, purely because the other five are so good. There should be two great matches, just don't yet know between who!

[Clonie]

A list of all the fighters is in tehe fist post of this thread so you can work out for yourself who's left.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.

X-D

[firefury]

so who wins?

[Siegfried]

so who wins?

Errr.... patience! Captaintau updates this at around the same time every day. He, and only he, has the power of life and death over these poor minifigs. :'-(