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[JimButcher]

Random Kitten

All superheroes have at least one time in their career when they must save a kitten from a frighteningly high tree branch. It makes old cat ladies happy and is good for the community. Random Kitten makes sure that all superheroes do their duty to save him from the highest of trees, and increases their reputation. Who's the real hero in this situation?

Weaknesses: Catnip, Food, Massages, Water, Catnip, and dogs.

[Bob]

Admiral Bob

Admiral Bob isn't an actual admiral, he just likes the term. His power is flight and some telepathic abilities, yet he still has his own personal jet called the Excalibur. Go figure.

Weaknesses: Dairy, the Admiral is very allergic to dairy.

[Professor Flitwick]

The Invisible Cock-Blocker

After running afoul of a Witch Doctor in the Bronx, Esteban Vasquez was stricken with the curse of invisibility. This was the best thing in his life. He spent the next several months of his life at the local Gym, going from Women's changing room to the Men's changing room. One day, he accidentally found himself between two men, when one tried to force himself onto the other. Unbeknownst to him, he was actually having intercourse with Esteban, leaving the other man safe, though slightly disturbed by the sight of a man who seemed to be shagging thin air. Ever since then, Esteban has taken it upon (and below!) himself (and others!) to save the young men and woman of Gotham from unwanted sexual advances, known to all as 'The Invisible Cock-Blocker!'. His weakness include bullets, mace spray and deep blue eyes.

Discloser: I apologies to all who find the use of attempted rape in humour offensive, but I hope all take the above in the full knowledge that it's purpose was only a bit of harmless zany fun in a game about having harmless zany fun.

Edited by Professor Flitwick, 18 November 2012 - 06:49 PM.

[Flare]

Super Guy

Guy Superson, aka Super Guy, is the dashing superhero that you've always dreamed of. Witty, charming, handsome, strong, fights with a banana boomerang, has a teddybear sidekick. The ideal superhero.
He only has one weakness: People who are too lazy to make up a new superhero Pussy-cats. Thats right! Fear of felines.

[Zepher]

Richard!

Richard is the ultimate super-hero.  Super-strong, can fly, confident, good with the ladies, heavily opinionated about subjects he doesn't understand and refuses to research, and stubborn!  Pipeline bursted?!  He'll fly in, beat it up a little, and explain to the good people this is why you don't pollute, because he's had it up to here!  Cat stuck in a tree?  He'll bring that kitty down, but he's hoping you'll lend him an ear so he can explain how awful it is that you didn't vote this election!  Stove not starting?!  He'll start it up, but be ready for a lecture about how there isn't green house gases!  Sound floppy-floppy?  Richard doesn't care!  Richard just wants to prove that Richard is right, even though he's normally not!  Richard's weaknesses include people who speak quietly, because he is unable to hear them and feels awkward.  He has bad hearing, because he YELLS SO OFTEN!  GOOOOOOOOOO RICHARD!

OoC:  I apologize for the picture.  It will be retaken tomorrow with better lighting!  I just didn't want to miss the fun.

Edited by Zepher, 19 November 2012 - 07:05 AM.

[sparta342]

Can I join, and if so I will be.....

The Dynamic Eagle!

Lego Superhero, The Dynamic Eagle! by sparta342, on Flickr
The Dynamic Eagle has the ability to fly over buildings, gallop across miles, and ultimately kick evil-doer butt!

Edited by sparta342, 20 November 2012 - 01:24 AM.

[TrumpetKing]

Presenting the ultimately fabulous.....

FabuGirl!!!!!



FabuGirl (She prefers not to reveal her real name) was once the Most popular girl in school. However, she soon lost her popularity. She then vowed to fight the wrong-doings of the popular girls by assuming the role of FabuGirl, Gothams newest (and strangest)(and most stylish) superhero! (She soon freaked out her classmates by going remotely insane and wearing her costume to school and insisting her name was FabuGirl during attendance.) Using her Brush of Power, she takes down all of those wrongdoing baddies!! However, she changes her hairstyle and make-up every day in order to conceal her identity, which is also the reason she wears so much make-up. (She wanted it to look like a mask.) FabuGirl's weaknesses include water (for it washes her make-up off), and the super-cute boys on the Football team.

OOC (P.S. Shadows, this game looks awazeming, which is awesome and amazing combined!!!!)

EDIT: If the picture is too large, PM me, I'm not sure, because this is the 640 size but it looks huge.

Edited by TrumpetKing67, 20 November 2012 - 03:49 AM.

[DarthPotato]

Super T-Rex

Description: No one knows the exact origins of the Super T-Rex. Perhaps everyone will never know, but one thing everyone does know is that he's one of the worse superheroes ever. From accidentally crushing buildings to actually eating his enemies, Super-T-Rex is not a good role model. While this does fill him with rage, he'd rather not cross over to the villain side.

Weakness: Bullets to the face.

[Shadows]

Last day for signups!

[def]

I remember a time when a blood bath would have 50 sign ups in 24 hours
I want to use an EB emoticon for that, but there is no shakey head honestly reflecting my disappointment.  This is your chance for a glorious death!

[TheBoyWonder]

EDIT: Signup withdrawn,Won't be able to get the minifigure and Bio together in time.

Edited by TheBoyWonder, 20 November 2012 - 05:55 PM.

[Hinckley]

Why don't you just get the image from Bricklink?

[TheBoyWonder]

I don't know how to embed the picture from Bricklink.

[badboytje88]

def, on 20 November 2012 - 03:43 PM, said:

I remember a time when a blood bath would have 50 sign ups in 24 hours
I want to use an EB emoticon for that, but there is no shakey head honestly reflecting my disappointment.  This is your chance for a glorious death!

Glorious death? All I am hoping to get out of this is some sexy time with FabuGirl!!!!!

TheBoyWonder, on 20 November 2012 - 05:02 PM, said:

I don't know how to embed the picture from Bricklink.

Here you go!

[TheBoyWonder]

Thanks BadBoy!

[Shadows]

TheBoyWonder, on 20 November 2012 - 04:46 PM, said:

Well, If someone can provide a picture I am in.

The Tree Stump,
Saviour of Townies everywhere, the tree stump roots out villainy. Only a tree stump can do so much, but look so natural
Weaknesses: LumberJacks, Woodpeckers, Fire and Crazy Lumberjacks.

You need to provide your own picture and it needs to actually be something normally considered animate. This game may have a lot of things... cockblockers, pussies, fairies, but no stumps. Sentient cloud? Sure. Tree with arms and legs and a cape? Sure. A toaster? That's our only exception because everyone loves toast.

Feel free to try again before signups end.

badboytje88, on 20 November 2012 - 05:49 PM, said:

Here you go!

Thanks for trying to help, though.

[Etzel]

Captain Colourless is here to save the day from tacky colours. No one dressed in orange, purple and lime green will be safe when he applies his monochromatic view of the world. Although Captian Colourless' golden age was in the beginning of the previous century, he still hangs around to protect his old fashioned values.

Weaknesses: Rainbows and prisms

[Quarryman]

The Hungry Bunny got his name after he was bitten by a ravenous rabbit giving him a craving for justice so he ended up fighting criminals using carrots and sticks, but usually both to apply pain to satisfy his hunger for rampant violence.

Weakness: Holy hand grenades.

(and thanks to darkdragon for providing the picture since I didn't have time to build something myself. )

[CallMePie]

Julius N. Fiddlevilter is a stock market wizard. Not the philanthropist kind that carves secret lairs under their mansions. He's actually pretty corrupt, crushing competition with underhanded methods. Until one day, he burst into flame at random.

Considering it fate, he miraculously built up an immunity against burning alive over time and became the superhero with the creative name of Fwoosh.



He's less of a 'get the kitty out of a tree' kind of hero, more a 'burn the tree down and cross your fingers kitty's still alive' kind of hero. But the important thing is he's still a hero. His primary weakness and archnemesis is water.

[TheBoyWonder]

FangSmasher
Destroying butchers stocks forever in the search of true bliss. He also stops the occaisonal thief in return for a meal
Weaknesses are Vegetarians and sticks.

[Dragonator]

Ever wished you were dashing? Handsome? Dashingly handsome?

Well wish no longer, for you'll never be as Dashingly Handsome as the great Sirion Vipont, more well known as the mysterious Dashingly Handsome Man stealing evening escorts. His charm and good looks are a fight none can best, as he ravages the gaudy upper-class world with his gleaming smile. He can generally talk or smile his way out of any situation.

[fhomess]

Introducing... Cerebrus!



Cerebrus was born with a tremendous self regard for his own intelligence, and believes himself capable of solving any crime with his own impeccable logic.  His super lightweight helmet is countoured to the exact shape of his brain as taken from the medical imaging scans he frequently requests in his quest to help humanity learn how he became so brilliant.  It also features a heads-up display which allows him to cross reference past criminals.

His weakness: illogic.  Or rather, any logic which doesn't line up with his own.  He seems to have a hard time understanding how anyone could think differently than he does.

Edited by fhomess, 21 November 2012 - 07:43 AM.

[Shadows]

Last hour or so for signups!

[Shadows]

And signups are now complete.

Stay tuned to your private message box for more exciting details ... coming soon!