Maybe I'll sleep in the yard with the sprinkler on me all night.
final vote tally
Ralphy Rabbit (badboytje88):
16 votes (penalty, Zepher, Sandy, Quarryman, Rufus, TinyPiesRUs, Scouty, Shadows, CorneliusMurdock, Scubacarrot, Rick, WhiteFang, Professor Flitwick, iamded, CallMePie, dannylonglegs
Maurice Mouse (Cecilie):
1 vote (Pandora
Pennie Pig (Eskallon):
3 votes (JimButcher, Dragonator, badboytje88
Gordon Gorilla (Scubacarrot):
1 vote (penalty
2 (Cecilie, Eskallon
Day Three has come to a close. With 16 votes, Ralphy Rabbit (badboytje88) will be lynched.
The sun is setting on a long day for Winter Haven. The happy and adorable citizens are pleased with themselves for discussing suspicions all day and think they made a lot of progress there. However, they stuck with their original and greatest suspicion Ralphy Rabbit (badboytje88)
and are currently wheeling him to the Village Square in his own wheelbarrow.
Firuz Fox is setting up some sage-burning torches in hopes to ward off evil spirits for the night.
"Hello everyone," he says, noncommittally.
"Why me?" Ralphy Rabbit hollars at the lynch mob, "I told you to forget all that Scummy stuff I said earlier! What's left?"
"Well, you asked us not to kill you," Someone points out.
"Yeah," Someone else agrees. "You told us not to lynch you just because you don't want to be lynched. That's pretty Scummy!"
"I would like a peanut butter sandwich!" another person shouts.
"Well, who here wants
to be lynched?" Ralphy Rabbit asks.
The lynch mob keeps their collective mouth shut. They know this is a trick question.
"Nobody, huh?" Ralphy Rabbit asks, "Then shouldn't you all be lynched? If the only reason to lynch me is because I said I don't want to be lynched and none of you want to be lynched..."
"We get it!" yet another someone answers, rolling their eyes.
"Here Ralphy," Firuz hands him a mug. "Have some hot cocoa. It'll comfort and calm you."
"Thank you," Ralphy says, drinking from the mug.
"Um, Ralphy..." Ernie Elephant tries to interrupt but Ralphy has a bit more confidence now.
"Listen all of you," Ralphy shouts. "I'm not Scum. But the only proof I have is that I don't want to be lynched. So just forget everything I've said and just let me live because I want..."
The poison in Ralphy's cup takes effect quickly. He goes rigid and falls into the river.
"My Ralphy! The love of my leeeew gross, he's in the water," Ernie Elephant stays high up on the river bank. "Um...bye sweetie! Love you! Miss you! Ew, look at all that water. Freaky."
"Wow, what were the chances he would fall for the same trick?" someone asks.
"I guess he really wasn't paying attention," Firuz answers.
Ralphy's body floats along the river bank as the citizens of Winter Haven head to Gibson's Tavern to relieve the stress of killing friends...
Day Three is now over. Please get your Night Actions in ASAP. As usual, you have 24 hours to get them to me. Late Night Actions will not be accepted.