"Hi, my friends ;)
unfortunately, when EB had some problems a week ago, all our posts from this point were lost, so I will repost the results ;) feel free to congratulate the winning beauty again ;)
"I've asked my girl to send this msg for me:
Come here, come all, as gods have never witnessed such a beauty and danger on the same place! As we enlisted eye burning beauties from all around Historica and beyond, we could not believe that such strength can be wielded with such a grace. If you have a shield, you will not have a defense from that pretty smile! If you have a girlfriend, you probably won't have defense from that long sword! And now I ask you, my dear spectators, how would you like to be beaten, with her weapon, or with her charm? :)
Now relax, as our contestants walk in pairs on a stage, as the judges eliminate one from each pair with their voices. And for the semifinals and the finals, you, my dear guests, will be the judges, as loudness of your applause will decide the winner!
1) Captain Settle's The heroine of Tolswick!....2)Sebeus I's Sebea!..................................
And the first one to break the ice is mystique Heroine of Tolswick and sexy Sebea!
As we watch them walking on a stage I must say that I do not have information about the name of the masked girl, but that is the point of the mask, I suppose. And in crowd, we can see Fred, Heir of Tolswick as he climbed to the shoulders of his countrymen, and waiving and shouting support for his (I suppose lovely) wife. Fred, keep calm, stop jumping, you are wearing a skirt, and nothing beneath! And for us who did not see the pride of Tolswick just now can remember the song
about how the lovely couple met! On the other hand, Sebea is a real explosion of sexuality! She is walking like a cat, always forwarding with her long, naked leg, and the spectators are ecstatic, yelling "take me!" or "kidnap me, I can cook!". It is fair to say that the guy that can cook disappeared soon after, as there were a lot of unmarried girls for Sebea's amazonian tribe in the public :) but, on her bad luck, among the judges there was a man whose cousin was abducted by the amazonian women in Siccus Badlands, and even though he did not have a lot of love for his cousin, he lost all the money the cousin owned him, and just because of that, he gave her low scores, and she did not pass into the second round. Fred was ecstatic, jumping on the shoulders of his companions, showing stuff that we should not had to now anything about. Seriously, Fred, my friend, pause a minute :) no, PAUSE, not POSE, ah....
Anyhow, NAMELESS HEROINE OF TOLSWICK to the second round!
3) Kai NRG's's Eraim Nevagen!..............................4)JFox's Unnamed assasin!..............................
The second pair is Eraim Nevagen and ANOTHER unnamed assasin! Nobody knew where this exotic elf came from, as her accent was not one of Historica. Maybe daggers and face shroud are now in style, as this is our second contestant in a row? Opposed to her, Eraim came with troubadour waling behind her, singing. Oh, now look, it is Ignacio the bard
, remember him from Gladiator games?:) Anyway, they both walked in front of the judges, and the bard was singing about the Eraim and her charms, and this good written song
just to have touched the judges, as she got better scores, and passed to the second round. Unnamed elven assasin must have been disappointed, but we will never know, as she wore a veil...
ERAIM NEVAGEN to the second round! :)
5) Haltiamieli's Sister Cira!..................6)Bricktooth's Malina Thalen!..............
And the new par just walked on stage! Sister Cira walked like she had wings on her feat, without a sound, with that self-confident smile of hers; on the other hand, Malina Thalen was a school example of a female soldier, standing straight, clutching her weapons; Wylliam Trumbel was smiling proudly to her from the crowd; As they stud in front of the judges, Malina feeling a little uncomfortable, Sister Cira noticed a dirt on Malina's right cheek, licked her thumb, and remove id, in front of everybody (now let me see how the judge flip the coin, so we can see if they liked this, or not... ah, I see. scroll down to the end of this post, and you will see how the judging was done). And this act, as it was thought to diminish the competitor, actually push Sister Cira into bad side of the judges, who were not the cleanest themselves, and they voted her out!
MALINA THALEN to the second round!
Wylliam Trumbel looked absolutely the same, but people say it is his proud Face, which is same as his sad, scared, and sleepy face. Stone face Wylliam, he is called :)
7) Jason Cicchini's Symilla!.........................................8)Buurli_Burri 's Akilah!....................
Now this was a site: Lady Symilla Tenbris walked on stage like she owns the town. Town? Whole Nocturnus! And two hundred of man from spectators threw red petals in the air! What a site! She looked so proud, as those two hundred men shouted, jus once, with unified voice: "Symilla!" If all of two hundred are here, I wonder who is watching the Northern border of Woodward? Note to our Drow riders. Anyhow, with a lot less of pomp, but shining in white entered Akilah, the princess assasin. Assassins are now in Nocturnus, a career much sought by women, as you can always eliminate your boss if you do not advance ;) Her blue eyes just bought the people in the room. But those two hundred men drown their swords and pointed them to the judges humming, and from this point of view, it is no miracle that Symilla went to the next round.
SYMILLA TENBRIS to the second round!
9) Toma S's Zivilinia!............................................10) Hersbrucker's Talena!....................
When Zivilinia walked her cat walks on the stage, people starting humming that there is a good story about her, but nobody knew what it was, except it was to scary to tell. Pity, as she was very pretty and extremely slim. And all of you who have ever stumbled across the \master Racoon
know Talena, right. The stories how she pushed men into lava... just scary. As the walked on a stage, people were quiet - two scary stories, you do not want to attract attention (and who was the sceriest one? Let me see how the judges flipped:). It was easy to pick - one untold scary story, and one told, with a lot of gruesome details. Judges chose not to be a part of the gruesome, detailed story, and picked Talena.
TALENA to the second round!
11) soccerkid6's Tess!.................................12)Hexx's Tinera!....................
Now, this round was pretty strange: almost all the women wore as less clothing megablocks possible, showing skin and weapons, but Tess was in fur from toe to the top of the head ;) She walked proudly, but with all that stuff on her, it looked little...strange. On the other hand, Tinera danced around her, teasing her with her two blades. "Are you assasin" asked Tess, trying to make fun of her, as all the other rounds hade assasin in it. "No." Said Tinera: "I am a half-orc". This was so cute to the judges that they let her go to the next round. That and the fact that Tess one made fun of one of the judges, as they met in a tavern, while he was saying some vulgar jokes. She lost today, but, as she said later, she was not sorry, and she would make fun of him again, if the situation repeated.
TINERA to the second round!
13) prvi svog imena's Rose!....................................14)Jacob Nion's Tenebrice!....................
Rose "the orc slayer" was known for two things: her hatred for the orcs, and her pink armor. It was easy to spot her on a battlefield, but, on the other hand, you would not want to come too close. She walked proudly, trying not to show that armor, although pink, was not made for cat walk. Near her walked the strangest of ladies until now: she had such a long year, and a sexypeal that you could not runaway from. She said on application that she was from Gadaelon
but nobody knew where this city (or land) was. She wore almost no apparel, and walked like the Drow; smiled like the Drow, even swore like a Drow. "I am a dark elf" she said, although her skin was pale, and her accent strange. As almost all the Drow went into exile after the defeat against the forces of the Avalonia, especially hatred legion of animalish warriors from the jungles of Avalonia, called "legendaries warriors of Chima", there was still hope that this new line of dark elves will continue our fight. The judges, (who were on the paylist of the Drow:) were anonymous - new pale Drow goes to the next round
TENEBRICE to the second round!
I on side note, I do not know if you can notice it, but I am SO enjoying this :)))
15) -GZ-'s Louise!......................16)pig's Angol!....................
...you have to love Louise! How can you not! Look at that hair, that body, that gracious walk! There is a rumor that she has a whole room full of crowns with heads still in them! Creepy! But what a body... Near her, walking leg in front of the leg, like she did not cared, Anglo, a street child from that city of which we keep forgetting name... something like a bird.. Petrea, right :) She and her "I don't give a damn" attitude was a nice contrast the to explosion of Louise's beauty! (this is the point where I go to the votes to see who won:))) And o my gods from the lava pits of Rrakath! The judges chose casual over gorgeous! How can that be? Later we found out that Louise was approached by one of the judges and asked for some favors for the vote, but she did not agree! Why? He asked to be part of the souvenir room, and she replayed that his crown was too small! Hm... Anyhow, casual and usual to the next round!
ANGOL to the next round!
17) Ecclesiastes's Lady Chorian!........18) Abu Dun's Lady Maya!....................
As lady Chorian walked with style of a court lady, all the Drow knew she was a chi blocker, and "chi" was the weapon of choice of those forces that brought the demise of the Drow, and there was a lot of "booing" from the crowd. But she kept her coolness, and walked like nothing was happening. With the same stylish walk she was followed by Lady Maya, newcomer to the guilds. But the judges liked how Lady Chorian was not shaken by the crowd, and voted for her. But then the Drow rioted, and one of the judges had to be replaced, because someone existentially dropped a heavy mace on his head. The one who replaced (temporarily) was a Drow, and his votes pulled back Lady Maya to the game, and pushed her to the victory! Not very fair, but what is in Drow world?
LADY MAYA to the second round!
19) Masked Builder's Kragan!............................20) Mikel Kalores's Gwenyver!....................
We must admit that Drow like face tattoos, and Kragan felt that, with cheering as she walked. Her tight suit just put fuel to the fire; on the other hand, Gwenyver was wearing the prettiest combination of clothing - her stylist hit the spot with this! Bravo! This was the toughest choice for the judges, and Kragan passed by just a little. When the voting was over, another bard took flute and played a song
about lovely Gwenyver. Nice touch :)
KRAGAN to the second round!
21) Legonardo's Briana!..........................22) Wardancer's Fthagnella!....................
Briana was a typical slum child who had to climb herself to the position she has now. Her walk depicted this fact; on the other hand, there was a silence while Fthagnella walked on the stage, while her wings tore down few paper ornaments from the ceiling. Did the judges were scared of her, or they really liked her, who can tell; the only thing that we now for sure is that she went to the next round.
FTHAGNELLA to the second round!
23) robuko's Dhaki!...................................................24) Jareth's Charity!....................
You think people were scared by Fthagnella? You would think that one monstrous creature per show is enough, but when Dhaki slithered on a stage, all bets were off. And, as such an opposite, when Charity Flew on stage, all were silenced also, but because they lost their breaths - it is not easy to look at a beauty with wings and breath at the same time, know all of us who tried:) Sadly for Dhaki, she was not the first monster on the stage today, and people have a tendency to harden up on such a thing, and the angle girl went forward.
CHARITY to the second round!
25) DaMaximus's Heyina!..................26) Gabe's Sabine!....................
The walked in shoulder by shoulder. The exactly same height, same body type, same hair color. They walked with the same pace, and same strong movements. At the end, they could not stand both on the spot in front of the judges, harsh words were exchanged, and the weapons were drawn. But, sadly for the public, the moment before the got into a fight, the Drow bouncer girls swooped in and stopped them. "Wait for the second round, girls" one of bouncers blinked to the girls. Fight in second rounds? Anyway, the votes were equal, but someone whispered that Heyina is part of some virgin order, and in Drow cities, only slavers would like that fact, and the votes went to the Sabine's side.
SABINE to the second round!
27) Penkid11's Kalikta!.................................................28) blue banana's Galia!.........................
Kalikta slithered from the ceiling! :) such a show, and she enjoyed the ravings of the spectators! We all knew who she was, as she was a legend in Nocturnus, rumored to be older then the druids who made Historica, and a fierce warrior. But, she knew that we knew that, and decided to surprise all of us: she danced! And a girl with sneakiest body dancing is something every Historician should see in his life :) In battle of wits, Galia was not a week one, and she went on a stage also dancing, swinging her strong blue hair from side to side. In a public, a young girl with the same haircut and color cheered her.
She was beautiful and gracious, but legend is a legend, and Kalikta went to the next round
KALIKTA to the second round!
And there you have it, my dear friends from all the Historica, the contestants for the second round. But this round has a little surprise: contestants will be asked to show some of those warrior skills, in a demonstration of fight. Beauty and steel, what more could a man want? :))
1) Captain Settle's The heroine of Tolswick!.... 3) Kai NRG's's Eraim Nevagen!..................................
When the second round was about to start, few voices from the crowd started humming g a song
: (by Captain Settle)
"A Female assassin, both strong and fair
Such beauty in a women is very rare
Was going to kill the heir of Tolswick, Fred
And bring to her employers his severed head
She crept into Fred's bedroom at the dead of night
But Fred awoke, and they had a mighty fight
Fred was amazed by her strength, and she of his
They fell in love, and shared a kiss
She soon became Fred's wife
and he knew he would be with her for the rest of his life."
It was obvious that unnamed heroine has a lot of supporters, and that she was well known in her city. Loved, or feared. She walked proudly to the stage. Eraim followed, without a word, clutching her spear behind her back.
In the first round girls showed their beauty. In this round, everybody knew, girls were going to show their skills. Out of nowhere, fast as alighting, heroine of Tolswick jumped at Eraim, but the girl reacted so quick that the eye could not catch all the moves, she stroked assasin flatwise with her spear while flying trough the air, and thrown her into the crowd. Supporters of the assassins were anger, even a possibly poisoned dagger flew over Eraim's head, but she just stood there, smiling, as she knew:
ERAIME to the next round!
6) Bricktooth's Malina Thalen.................. 7) Jason Cicchini's Symilla!..............
People say that Malina has a scull of a giant minotaur above her bed. Creepy. But, her beauty could not be negated, even with a nasty scar on her face. Some people say that minotaur did not go quietly into the oblivion. Her dark twin blades were absorbing the light around her; she was beautiful, but she was scary also.
For most of us, but not for Symilla, who charged bravely. Pity she was used at fighting man - Malina surprised her with hers dexterity and agility, and few precise strikes throw her over the edge
Weapon finesse triumphed over the power attack (remember?:)
MALINA to the next round!
10) Hersbrucker's Talena!............................................ 12)Hexx's Tinera!....................
Talena VS Tinera? Our announcer had difficulty pronouncing the names. And two neighbors, from Nocturnus, did not talk much - as their guild customs, they just attacked eachother, without much talking, walking or showing around. Two similar fearsome fighters, and the only thing that decided was the length of the warrior's blades, and at one moment, half-orc girl was forced to yield, and few orcs from the crowd started yelling and making fuss, but they were quickly escorted out.
Without much pomp, TALENA to the next round!
14)Jacob Nion's Tenebrice!....................................16)pig's Angol! ....................
Tenebrice was a town's favorite :) Only one round has passed, and people already had writings "Tenebrice, marry me" painted on their foreheads and chests. If they knew how Drow and dark elf girls threat their husbands, and that here is matriarchate, they would change their song... or not? Tenebrice was sure worth it! Already selected as the best body of the competition, drawings of her posing in small parts of armor were sold near the entrance. But was she a good fighter?
There is a joke song starting with "Angol had a sparkly spear"... Today, it was not an advantage: there was so much light in the room, that it blinded the poor girl, who was easy overcome by the dark elf. During the fight new poster flowed trough the crowd, Tenebrice picking the strawberries. Cute. And also,
TENEBRICE to the next round!
18) Abu Dun's Lady Maya!........ 19) Masked Builder's Kragan! ....................
Did you hear about the Sisterhood of Gloom and Glory
? Neither did us, until beautiful Maya walked on our stage. But she was a cuddler, not a fighter, and Kragan trough over the stage with one blow!
And just as she was planning to leave, a strange, four legged creature climbed to the stage, swinging its golden flail, cursing, as Maya was one of the most personal friends to her. Kragan looked at organizators, they were ecstatic, and what could she do? She shrugged her shoulders and assumed defensive guard:
18) Abu Dun's U'klogi
........ 19) Masked Builder's Kragan! ....................
U'klogi throw her golden spear and simultaneously attacked, but, surprisingly, Kragan was faster then lighting, moved to the side and with again, only one single hit, thrown her of the stage, right near the shaken up Maya.
No human can move that fast!
That is because I am near human - smiled the girl, leaving
KRAGAN to the next round! :)
22) Wardancer's Fthagnella!.......................... 24) Jareth's Charity! ....................
Demon VS angel! :) how much we love this? WE ADORE IT! But... but... what are the girls doing? They spread their wings and started fighting in the air, going higher and higher and... now we can not see anything!
...and after few minutes, Charity barely landed, and Fthagnella landed victoriously, claming victory... but... but.. what happened? Oh, what a disappointment for the crowd. But no one boo-ed, because Fthagnella is even scarier when she is angry...
Ah, what can we do, we will call it an epic fight and declare: FTHAGNELLA to the next round!
27) Penkid11's Kalikta!..................26) Gabe's Sabine!....................
No body know this, but when Kalikta was just a baby, she was playing a lot near the Kelra Labyrinth
which was existing even then, and was full of silver dust. Inhaling all that silver, Kalikta become sensitive to it. And no, she did not like Sabine's silver armor and weapons. One small cut, and she had anaphylactic shock, and people had to help her out. While she was carried out, her last words on this contest were: "I am too old for this..."
In any case, sparkly SABINE to the next round!
During this round, girls are again going to show their beauty, walking in front of the judges.
Because there is odd number of left contestants, winner of "I" will skip this round (as a reword being among the first to post)
3) Kai NRG's's Eraim Nevagen!
.... just chilling :)
So, in the first part of the third round, Eraim, having no opponent shown came to the stage, opened her arms and song, like singing for the first time. The song was about her, but nobody gave it a second thought, because sound of her voice was just perfection. Eraim, leave the warrior path and become singer (ah, in a tavern?:)
This is her song
(by Kai NRG)
"Across the ages
- So say the sages -
Many warriors there have been.
But none so famed to date
As Eraim Nevagen the Great
Who slips unseen among the loudest din.
There is no wrong
Not righted by her song
And no danger which she will not brave
Yet where she comes from
Is only known to one -
And he may not reveal it, for he is her slave.
And yet no matter where she goes
The heat is gone and water flows -
The desert sun has not the heart to her displease.
The parched traveler against a bandit stands no chance -
But to her such a fight is no more than a dance
For wherever she goes there follows her a breeze.
Many to find her out have tried -
But she has evaded them until they sighed.
And so at last it has been given up
And Eraim Nevagen the Great
Is allowed to walk about in state -
And now she is followed only by her pup.
This is the bravest of them all -
Beside the tallest she remains still tall -
All, when in trouble, look for her,
But unless desirous of being found -
There is no use in looking round.
For she remains hidden in every blur."
So, nice start of the third round! ERAIM to the forth round!
6)Bricktooth's Malina Thalen!.................. 10) Hersbrucker's Talena! ..............
There was a rumor that Talena had a third eye, and that she was keeping it under her hair. And that she can see the future because of it.
Today she proved them right, because one who can see the future would indeed look that calm when the judges picked her.
TALENA to the next round!
14)Jacob Nion's Tenebrice!.................................... 19) Masked Builder's Kragan! ....................
At this moment, Tenebrice had a fun club. People had her name tattooed on their arms, and song "Tenebrice, yours so nice" was one on everyone's lips. Kragan was a great fighter, with exotic tattoos, but, reputation of a dark elf was so high, that judges would be crucified if they did not choose her.
TENEBRICE to the next round! :)
22) Wardancer's Fthagnella!.......................... 26) Gabe's Sabine! ....................
Sadly for Sabine, Fthagnella was not sensitive on silver. But the judges were sensitive about Fthagnella, one sharp look, and she got the best of stats. People were humming that it was not fair, but few of those turned into stone, and nobody questioned her after that.
FTHAGNELLA to the next round!
Fights, again! Yeey! :)
3) Kai NRG's's Eraim Nevagen!.............................. 10) Hersbrucker's Talena! ..............................
This time, Eraim was favorite of the crowd. At the end, even Nocturnians did not like other nocturinas, and Eraim has such a lovely voice. Her spear was sharp, her movement fast and her determination as steel, but her skirt was long and moving become hard, as Talena circled her, and very soon, Eraim could not even move without stumbling over her dress. And like that, she could not parry attacks from Talena, and she yielded.
TALENA to the finals! Yey for Nocturnus! :)
14)Jacob Nion's Tenebrice!.................................... 22) Wardancer's Fthagnella! ....................
Who would you choose, the one you love or the one you are scared of? Luckily, in this round there were no judges, and the girls started fighting. But Tenebrice's thought were not on her opponent, she was still angry; just minutes before the fight she got in her hands new poster, with her naked like from birth, eating grapes! She got so angry that she beheaded the artist, later claming she does not have THAT kind of girly belly, but strong, six-packs muscles!
She should have cleared her mind before the fight; demon got her by the head, and thrown her of the stage. Crowd was devastating. On the other hand, twenty hands offered their help to bring her on her feat, and somebody stole her long spear for souvenir. Ah, those groupies :)
In any case, FTHAGNELLA to the finals!
In this round, the girls were asked to show us a talent, and we had a small interview with them
10) Hersbrucker's Talena!.............................. 22) Wardancer's Fthagnella!..............................
First, girls were asked to describe their selves with one word:
Fthagnella: green (and she giggled embarrassed, but nobody dared to ask if that was truly, or she was sarcastic)
Second: if they had one wish, what would it be?
Malena: a moon ore for a new sword
Fthagnella: A world peace (heh)
Third: Your perfect man?
Malena: I can tell you his name: Wylliam Trumbel
Fthagnella: Green eyes, and with knees that bend both ways
What was your happiest day?
Malena: When I met my lord Wylliam (someone cheered from the crowd. I wander who it was :)
Fthagnella: when I got my wings (in this moment we must say that we had a supporter - a Drow that was clutching under the stage and holding it, just in case it decides to fall down; this particular Drow did not see neither one of the contestants, but he could hear everything. Well, in this particular moment he thought the answers were given by one of those three Charities angels :)
As a talent, Malena had few guys broth her an anvil, some liquid steel, hammer, and she explained how to forge twin swords. Interesting, and educative. She was greeted with ovations, even though everyone knew that no one will be forging their own swords soon;
Fthagnella asked for a chair, sat down and, as a talent, she shared her seducing techniques, emphasizing that they can be used for every gender. She explained how to move from casual conversation about the weather to the first kiss, how it should be done, what a boy should and should not have, and she also picked one of the lucky spectators to demonstrate the kissing technique. Later they carry the poor petrified guy away. But the crowd loved it, and the judges did not have hard time to declare FTHAGNELLA as a Warrior beauty winner! Congratulatioooooooon :)
And the party after the contest went long into the night. Drow may loose a war or two, but boy, do they know to throw a good party ;)
On a personal note, 14) Jacob Nion's Tenebrice!
Was my personal favorite
Please note that I've got the results, and THEN wrote the text to correspond:) The choosing was totally random, Eurobricks staff choose the numbers, but they did not know for what pair ;) here is the list:
Flip it ;)
1a) 1 vs 2 =1 .
1b) 3 vs 4 =3 .
0c) 5 vs 6 =6 .
1d) 7 vs 8 =7 .
0e) 9 vs 10 =10
0f) 11 vs 12 =12
0g) 13 vs 14 =14
0h) 15 vs 16 =16
0i) 17 vs 18 =18
1j) 19 vs 20 =19
0k) 21 vs 22 =22
0l) 23 vs 24 =24
0m) 25 vs 26 =26
1n) 27 vs 28 =27
0I) (winner of)a vs b = 1 vs 3 =3
1II) c vs d = 6 vs 7 =6
1III) e vs f = 10 vs 12 =10
1IV) g vs h = 14 vs 16 =14
0V) i vs j = 18 vs 19 = 19
1VI) k vs l = 22 vs 24 =22
1VII) m vs n = 26 vs 27 = 26
Because there is odd number of left contestants, winner of "I" will skip this round (as a reword being among the first to post)
q) I (skipping) = 3
0x) II vs III = 6 vs 10 = 10
1y) IV vs V = 14 vs 19 =14
1z) VI vs VII = 22 vs 26 = 22
01) q vs x = 3 vs 10 = 10
02) y vs z = 14 vs 22 = 22
01 vs 2 :)) = 10 vs 22 = 22
It took me 8 hours to code this 16 pages :) Sorry it was not earlier ;)I do hope that you've enjoyed this contest, and I am so sorry that I've disappointed you, with not being here to celebrate it together. The contests will continue, as much as humanly possible. I've enjoyed SO MUCH your brilliant minifig designs and great stories :) Thank you ;)
Edited by Gilence, 17 October 2012 - 08:40 PM.