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As the sun set on the fifth day of the ordeal on the HMS Brutal, Zerard Wolfe (Zepher) is revealed as King Finnerty D. Colsh. For a split second, the remaining members of the Royal Court's hearts sink as they realize that all is lost.

Cuthber Neal Memlow runs up at the last second and grabs the King's crown, as King Colsh disappears out of sight below the flying ship.

"Ha ha, jerks!" Cuthber Neal Memlow / Kerkong (CorneliusMurdock) laughs as the sun disappears below the horizon, "Now I'm the King! And I knew exactly where my pants were this whole time!"

"You Scumbag!" Clemence Blanchfield cries as she runs forward.

"Why do you get to be King?" Clemence Blanchfield / Eregor (Cecilie) cries, "I want to be the new King!"

Polly Altamont / Officer Bumble (Pandora), Bess Bulton / Silas Gil Large the Jester (Bob) and Charles Pleasance / Chief Grumble (CallMePieOrDie) watch helplessly as their former King's crown is argued over.
"You!" Silas cries, "Our King knew you were the Kensmy Assassins! He was so wise. He was onto the two of you!"
"The King we just helped lynch?" Officer Bumble asked.
"Yeah, that's the one." Silas admitted sadly.

"Now, it's your turn, funny man!" Eregor laughs as he lunges towards the jester with his knife.

"Hold it right there!" Chief Grumble says as he steps in the way of the attack, "You can't harm him! I've got a lock."
"Oh yeah?" Eregor says, "Um ... and?"
"Well," Chief Grumble says, "Well, ... um ... you see if I put this lock on Silas's door, you can't get in to hurt him."
"OK, great." Eregor says, "But, is he in his quarters right now?"

"Enough of this," Officer Bumble says as he covers the Chief with a bwankie, "Sorry, Chief, but I won't let you use that useless lock to protect the jester!"
"Hey!" Silas cries, "You're supposed to be on our side!"
"Well..." Officer Bumble begins, "Let's have a little flashback, shall we?"
Back on Night One:

"Hey Eregor," Kerkong says, "Did you kill Zerard Wolfe?"
"Um...no," Eregor answers, "I...um...ran into someone on the way..."
"Wha?" Kerkong asks.
"You guys aren't going to believe this," Eregor rolls his eyes.

"Oh hi guys," says Officer Bumble, "Have you guys seen Ruben Castleton? I thought I saw him go this way. You see I have this cool action. I can switch my character with someone else's in order to hide the royal family from the Scum. Neat, huh? I have to be careful though, because if I try to switch with a Kensmy Assassin, I get converted. We wouldn't want that to happen. Ha! So where did Ruben go?"

Silence ensues as the gears inside Officer Bumble's head turn.

"Aw, nuts!" Officer Bumble cries.


"Well, that's just great," Silas says, "I wasn't even paying attention on Days 1 through 4, so I had no idea that happened! But what you didn't count on, Scummy Eregor jerk-face, was that I am the Paranoid Horn Owner! Ha ha! That's right! Anybody who tries to kill me gets a face full of explosives from my funny horn!"

Kerkong steps forward and wraps the jester in a chain.
"Pffft!" The jester laughs, "My action isn't blockable by chain, stupid! I can still honk my horn. The second honk is the explosion! Ready?"
Honk! ...

Bffft! Eregor uses a fresh-baked muffin to clog the bell of the horn.
"Looks like it's blockable by pastry," Eregor laughs.

Kaboom!
"Fireworks for our celebration!" Kerkong laughs.
"I love fireworks." Officer Bumble says.

"And now it's your turn, Chief Grumble," Kerkong says as he throws the Chief to his knees, "We knew you weren't the King!"
"How would you have known that?"
"Oh, Chief Bumble told us," Eregor laughs, "I'll tell you all about it in a little flashback."
On Night Four:

...What he doesn't notice is Kerkong, sneaking up behind him and grabbing the parachute right before he jumps. Officer Dumble looks for his rip-cord but can't find it.
"But I'm not Royal Family!" Officer Dumble shouts as Kerkong and Eregor watch him fall to his death, "And neither is Charles Pleasance!"

"Did he really just say that?" Laughs Eregor.
"I guess that's why they call him Dumble!" Kerkong joins in on the laughter.

"Anyway, catch you later Grumble!" Eregor says as he slits the Chief's throat.

As the moon comes out from behind a cloud, the survivors take a moment to appreciate their win.
"Gee, I wonder why they call him Grumble." Officer Bumble says.

"Mwaha!" The ghost of Chief Grumble laughs, "I'm back! For I am the vengeful spirit and once I'm murdered I can come back and seek vengeance on the one who killed me! Mwahayar yar yar Har Har!"

"Enough of this shit!" Barag says as he turns on his special spiritual vacuum cleaner.
"Hey wait!" The ghost of Chief Grumble cries, "Not yet! I haven't killed anyone... Nooooooooooo!"

"Hey guys, I'm back!" Barag says as he tosses the vacuum over the side of the ship.
"How is that possible?" Kerkong asks, "We saw you dropped over the side of the ship!"

"Do you doubt my power?" Lord Hildebrand Weaselton bellows as he appears.
"Um...no." The others answer.
"Oh, well OK then." Lord Weaselton says, "I have brought Barag back from death to join in the celebration of the overthrow of that treacherous pig, King Finnerty D. Colsh."
"Hooray." Everyone responds.

"Let's get you out of those goofy casino costumes too!" Lord Hildebrand Weaselton proclaims as he waves his wand.
Congratulations to Officer Bumble (Pandora) traitor, Kerkong (CorneliusMurdock) Kensmy Assassin, Barag (Rick) Kensmy Assassin and Eregor (Cecilie) Kensmy Assasin on winning Steampunk Mafia!

Lady Eleanor Quin Fry appears and shakes her head at Lord Weaselton.
"All of this bloodshed over our divorce, you misguided soul." Lady Eleanor clicks her tongue.
"Oh shove it, bitch," Lord Weaselton answers, "They got what was coming to them. There's no hope for any of their people now! No hope!"
"No," Lady Eleanor answers, "There is another..."

"Mom? Dad?" Princess Raulyn Isabella Colsh says, "Nathaniel? Where'd everybody go?
Winners - Scum / Kensmy Assassins / Traitor
Clemence Blanchfield, / Eregor
assumed by Cecilie
Cuthber Neal Memlow, / Kerkong
assumed by Cornelius Murdock
Polly Altamont, / Officer Bumble
assumed by Pandora
Ruben Castleton, / Barag
assumed by Rick, convicted on Day Two.
The Deceased - Town / Royal Court
Darberis Gibbon, / Queen Vivian Coulahan Colsh
assumed by Dragonator, murdered on Night Two. 1/3
Meahon Doughal, / Lady Lotus Chen
assumed by MetroiD, convicted on Day Three.
Shanalon Dairne, / Lord Levi Gunnin
assumed by Shadows, murdered on Night Three.
Jane Phoebe Barnell, / Prince Nathaniel Kienan Colsh
assumed by JimButcher, convicted on Day Four. 2/3
Fairon Garzi, / Officer Dumble
assumed by Fugazi, murdered on Night Four.
Zerard Wolfe, / King Finnerty D. Colsh
assumed by Zepher, convicted on Day Five. 3/3
Bess Bulton, / Silas Gil Large the Jester
assumed by Bob, murdered in the conclusion
Charles Pleasance, / Chief Grumble
assumed by CallMePieOrDie, murdered in the conclusion
Congratulations Scum team! It's been a very long day for me so role PMs, player analysis and Night Actions will be posted tomorrow. Thanks for a great game everybody! I hope you all had fun. Sorry it didn't work out Town, but I think it was just a case of never getting organized ... and that pesky traitor. Hint: when there isn't a night kill and the brown frog shows up in the morning, that's Hinck-host-speak for conversion. Why did nobody decipher the frog? Anyway, love you all. Fascinating and weird game, but a true pleasure to host all of you. I had a blast, so thank you all for participating.
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"We've been rowing for days and we haven't seen land." Prince Nathaniel Kienan Colsh whines.
"Silence, son!" King Finnerty D. Colsh admonishes his son, "Whining is not becoming of a valiant and brave Prince who blocked a traitor one night during the battle of the HMS Brutal."
"We know," Meahon Doughal says, "It was just a couple days ago and you keep telling the story!"
"No complaining!" Shouts the King, "We're lucky to be alive."
"How come we're all back to normal," Officer Dumble asks, "yet Lady Lotus Chen is still Meahon Doughal?"
"Lady Chen doesn't like to row." Meahon answers.
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Role PMs and Character Feedback:
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Silas Gil Large the Jester
Make sure you use your Alter Ego avatar and not your character avatar. The point is to hide your real identity.
Alter Ego:
Bess Bulton,
Affiliation: Royal Court
Night Action: You are the Bicycle Thief, which is a passive action. You are also the court jester, but don’t let anyone know because they’re looking for the King and the royal family. If they kill them, they win. Are you a good decoy? You don’t have a night action, but you do have a passive action that may help the Royal Court … or harm it.
Best of luck!
Passive Action: A bit contrived, but since this is one of the only way for the Town to kill Scum, the Bicycle Thief was meant to be a Bomb / Paranoid Gun Owner. Bomb on conviction (that would only take the first Scum that voted for him) and PGO upon night kill. If there would have been a tie vote on Night Five and the Scum would've targeted Bob, which they did, the numbers would've been Town: 3, Scum: 2 on Day Six.
Player Feedback:
Bob, on 16 May 2012 - 10:58 AM, said:
make me think that you aren't even paying attention. Here's my honest advice for you: next time you play a game, take notes. Just pay close attention to everything that's said and write it down and keep checking and adding to your notes. Don't skim the day threads. I'd be really disappointed to hear that you skimmed these day threads which were probably the shortest of any Mafia game I've seen on EB. The game wasn't lost until everyone jumped on the Zepher bandwagon and your reason for voting for Zepher was a very disappointing "this is the way the tide is turning." The votes is a powerful tool and should not be placed just because a bandwagon has formed. And why were you asking for clarification about your role in character in thread? When I realized that you were actually confused about your "job" I wondered why you wouldn't just PM me first instead of going on about it in the game thread? You did PM me about it, but not until you had gone on about it in thread. I wish I had nicer feedback for you, but I really think it's time you stepped up your game.
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Chief Grumble
Make sure you use your Alter Ego avatar and not your character avatar. The point is to hide your real identity.
Alter Ego:
Charles Pleasance,
Affiliation: Royal Court
Night Action: Paranoid Bread Baker: You’re the Chief of the Royal Guard, but don’t let anyone know because they’re looking for the King and the royal family. If they kill them, they win. Are you a good decoy? You don’t have a night action, but you do have a passive action that may help the Royal Court … you can feel the fire of vengeance in your soul.
Best of luck!
Passive Action: Vengeful Spirit. It practically tells you you're the vengeful spirit, so I'm surprised you didn't take more risks and try to rally the Town. I have a limited perspective for the Town's actions behind the scenes, so take that with a grain of salt.
Player Feedback: As I mentioned above, I was disappointed to not see you play with a little more balls considering your role. Maybe you were behind the scenes, maybe you didn't deduce that you were the vengeful spirit. You were the town's only chance at getting a vigilante. You would've been given a one-shot kill after your death on any given night through the rest of the game after your death or lynch. Weird that it was so close between you and Bob on the first day and then never became a threat to lynch or kill either one of you. The Town seemed to have the right idea in Night Actions. Zepher made you a lock and you used it to protect Bob, but there was no other indication that you guys were working together. I'm interested to hear what happened behind the scenes. Otherwise I don't have much of an opinion of your game or how to improve. I hope what you were doing behind the scenes was amazing. What was this clue you hadn't thought of that made you unvote Pandora on Day Five. That confused me.
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Eregor
Make sure you use your Alter Ego avatar and not your character avatar. The point is to hide your real identity.
Alter Ego:
Clemence Blanchfield,
Affiliation: Kensmy Assassins
Night Action: Raggedy Andy: Naughty boy, you’re a mean scum-head. You have the ability to kill a player every night and you share that with your buddy, Kerkong. In addition to the night kill, you have a one-shot invention action. You can make one of three inventions: a chain-to block, a lock-to protect, or a magnifying glass to watch someone with. You cannot give a gift to yourself.
Best of luck!
Player Feedback: Awesome job on your first time as Scum! You sailed through to the end, even though it was somewhat transparent towards the end. I think you've been given some good advice by your Scum-mates about playing your cards a little too soon. Going after Zepher about the revealing theory and telling Pandora you understood why she didn't come forward sooner because it would "seem Scummy" rather than "potentially hurt the Town" were things I noticed, but what you did worked. You're one to be weary of in the future, especially since you're likely to take the feedback and work on it. You may become a super stealthy Scum next time. You're in a good position to be Scum, just like your whole team. You have a tendency to be a bit quieter as Town than others, play somewhat towards the middle and very cautious behind the scenes. All four of you are like that and made for a really dangerous Scum team here. Keeping up that Town game will also improve your chances at playing Scum next time.
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Kerkong
Make sure you use your Alter Ego avatar and not your character avatar. The point is to hide your real identity.
Alter Ego:
Cuthber Neal Memlow,
Affiliation: Kensmy Assassins
Night Action: JUY098OL: Goon! You scummy, smelly goon! You kill people at night. That’s a responsibility you share with your little friend, Eregor. Hope you’re happy with yourself.
Best of luck!
Player Feedback: Ditto everything I said for Cecilie, except you had a good portion of the vets unaware of your Scum status.
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Queen Vivian Coulahan Colsh
Make sure you use your Alter Ego avatar and not your character avatar. The point is to hide your real identity.
Alter Ego:
Darberis Gibbon,
Affiliation: Royal Court
Night Action: Bulgy-Eyed Bitch: You have a one-shot watch action. You’re also the Queen if you didn’t notice. Keep that a secret. The Scum win if they kill you and your family, so play it smart, you bulgy-eyed bitch.
Best of luck!
Player Feedback: Poo. You barely got to play. You joined the game late. I had a noob in your spot which was originally Cecilie's. For the first time ever, I ignored the cups and made a conscious decision to put a certain player in a certain role. You were originally Eregor and Cecilie was the queen. In a game this size, I didn't want to put you and Shadows opposite each other, especially where he was the (non potato-kicking) investigator. However, it turns out I shouldn't have put Pandora and Rick on opposite sides either, but more on that in a bit. Strange that Rick had you pegged from the beginning. I think middle-ground is usually your game, but for some reason he said he thought the Royal Family were "Zepher, JimButcher and Dragonator" after Day One. I thought you played well. Perhaps this role should be a two-shot in the future? I based it off of basic games from mafiawiki for balance. What did you think? I'm interested to hear your opinion on balance.
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Officer Dumble
Make sure you use your Alter Ego avatar and not your character avatar. The point is to hide your real identity.
Alter Ego:
Fairon Garzi,
Affiliation: Royal Court
Night Action: Bibble-Dibble: You’re an Officer of the Royal Guard, but don’t let anyone know because they’re looking for the King and the royal family. If they kill them, they win. Are you a good decoy? You don’t have a night action, but you do have a passive action that may help the Royal Court … but your name is Dumble, so I would assume that your death would hurt the Royal Court somehow.
Best of luck!
Passive Action: One-shot, at death, role cop ... for the Scum. When killed, one other non-royal family member is chosen at random to be revealed to the Scum. Sucky role.
Player Feedback: You were killed because you were most likely to start piecing things together. As you cautiously started sending out feelers after Shadows's death, I think you revealed to Pandora that Shadows hadn't left any info with anyone and nobody had done anything to rally the troops without him. Being seen as the biggest threat is a big testament to your Mafia career. Too bad your sucky action narrowed the field for the Scum. Don't worry, they still thought Bob was the King.
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Prince Nathaniel Kienan Colsh
Make sure you use your Alter Ego avatar and not your character avatar. The point is to hide your real identity.
Alter Ego:
Jane Phoebe Barnell,
Affiliation: Royal Court
Night Action: Watcher: which means you get a 2-shot blocking action. You can block on other player on any two nights of the game. It can be a different player on each night. Once you’ve blocked twice, you’re nothing. Except the Prince, which is important. The Assassins are after you, and if they get you and your family, they win. So be cautious about who you reveal your identity to.
Best of luck!
Player Feedback: I thought you played really well. I'm not used to seeing you play so aggressive and you went after Pandora pretty hard. I'm sorry the conviction turned on you after you had logged off for the day. It really was a long time between you're being convicted and the day ending, but I did notice you hadn't logged in. In Pandora's defense, she was playing the tactic of telling her story behind the scenes and seeing if she couldn't get another player to do the dirty work for her. She contacted Foog, but his connection went out as he was trying to type his response. I don't think Pandora timed it that way on purpose, it was just an unfortunate internet connection mishap. Her tactic there was actually quite brilliant. Instead of arguing tooth and nail, she played very calm and subtle. Slow and steady won the race, but it left you without being able to defend yourself. I really would've liked to have seen what would've happened had you been able to answer to the overturn.
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Lady Lotus Chen, personal bodyguard
Make sure you use your Alter Ego avatar and not your character avatar. The point is to hide your real identity.
Alter Ego:
Meahon Doughal,
Affiliation: Royal Court
Night Action: GBZX3EE: which naturally makes you the protector. You can choose one player each night to protect and no harm will come to that player. You can even protect yourself, but not two nights in a row.
Best of luck!
Player Feedback: Oh, what the hell was this?
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Officer Bumble
Make sure you use your Alter Ego avatar and not your character avatar. The point is to hide your real identity.
Alter Ego:
Polly Altamont,
Affiliation: Royal Court
Night Action: You are the dirty sock, which means you can switch alter egos with one other character, one time. Lady Eleanor Quin Fry gave you an orb that allows you to transform into one of the 11 other alter egos on the ship. If you switch with an Assassin, you will be converted to their side, you dirty fucking traitor.
Best of luck!
Player Feedback: I fully admit to trying to meddle as a host with your role. I went for a walk after putting the confirmation thread up and a horrifying thought suddenly hit me: "She's going to use her Night Action on Rick on Night One." I just kept running through numbers and scenarios to see if it would work out and then actually tried to change the role. The role was meant to be used as a way to create a strong Town block. I thought it would be used once behavior patterns had been established, but not with Pandora. Had to use it on Rick right away. Oh well, it worked out since he was lynched the next day anyway. I tried to change the role to "If you try to switch with Scum, you die," which would've forced Pandora to use it the way it was intended, to move the Royal Family around or create a strong Town block. But, not surprisingly she used it on Rick. I should've just made her Scum from the beginning.
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Barag
Make sure you use your Alter Ego avatar and not your character avatar. The point is to hide your real identity.
Alter Ego:
Ruben Castleton,
Affiliation: Kensmy Assassins
Night Action: Everyone has one and they're named inconsistently. Some are movie titles, some are random combos of letters and numbers. Some are named wrong, like a vigilante who's action is actually tracker, etc. So, let the odd role-claiming begin. This is all being laid out so that nobody can attempt to use the structure of the role PM or game to their advantage.
Best of luck!
Player Feedback: Another good show for a first time Scum. I think it's easy for Shadows to say he knew you were Scum from the get go after he has the investigation result. I don't know what could've clued him off (he tells me he'll tell me after the game like he always does, but I doubt there'll be a good explanation. He likes to do this thing where he says he's going to teach me how to spot Scum, but not until after the game.
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Levi Gunnin, security expert
Make sure you use your Alter Ego avatar and not your character avatar. The point is to hide your real identity.
Alter Ego:
Shanalon Dairne,
Affiliation: Royal Court
Night Action: You are a Toaster Salesman, which means you are the investigator. Lady Eleanor Quin Fry has given you a magic glass that allows you to check on the affiliation of one other player a night. The glass will give you the result of Royal Court, Kensmy Assassin or Neutral. But, don’t let anyone know you’re the Toaster Salesman because they’re looking for the King and the royal family. If they kill them, they win. Are you a good decoy?
You win when all the Kensmy Clan Assassins are killed.
Best of luck!
Player Feeback: I will say two things: 1. I'm very glad you came back and played this game. You were a blast and the game wouldn't have been the same without you and 2. You need a clown to masterbate.
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King Finnerty D. Colsh
Make sure you use your Alter Ego avatar and not your character avatar. The point is to hide your real identity.
Alter Ego:
Zerard Wolfe,
Affiliation: Royal Court
Night Action: You’re the Disembodied head, which means you have a 2-shot inventor action. On two nights you can gift an invention to another player. You can choose from three inventions: a magnifying glass that allows the user to watch one other player, a chain that the recipient can use to block another player and a lock that the recipient can use to protect themselves or another player. You cannot gift an invention to yourself, you greedy fucker. Did you also notice that you’re the King? Don’t go telling everyone. The Assassins are after you and if they kill you, and your family, they win.
You win when all the Kensmy Clan Assassins are killed.
Best of luck!
Player Feedback: Zepher, you're always ballsy, awesome and somewhat confounding. Good job in this game for the most part. I think you responded the only way you could to the last day. I don't think claiming King was thoroughly thought out. I think your game would've been better played with Pie and Bob behind the scenes. I'm interested to know why it was so easy for you to change your vote to JimButcher. I think that started a wave in the other direction that was unchangeable. I think your intention was to tie it up, but did you think to stop it when it went all the way and Jim wasn't around to defend himself? And what happened with Pie behind the scenes. You lost his trust somehow and I'm curious to hear what that was all about. Thank you so much for the compliment about my games and I'm likewise always happy to have you play in my games. Nice and weird job in this one, as usual.
Town: In general, you had your work cut out for you after Pandora was converted and you lost Shadows. Perhaps too much trust was put into Shadows? Perhaps you let him do too much work for you? Losing the protector made it really hard for the investigator to stay alive. Too bad he was so loud about his role.
Scum: Best and scariest Scum team ever. You got through everything and talked your way out of almost everything except the investigation result on Rick. You had the names of the Royal Family on Day One. That's pretty amazing. You only had a kill, a block and a one-shot invention and you did a lot of damage with those. Certainly made the most out of what appeared to you guys to be a weak set of Night Actions. No offense but I really would've liked to have seen you lose another member. But the slick playing, smooth behind the scenes PM game and choice of Night Kill targets kept you ahead the whole time. A bad turning point for the Town was the night they lost their protector and investigator.
One more thing: On Night Three, Pandora and JimButcher blocked each other. That was the reason for the unsuccessful result. More Night Action results and Day thread notes coming soon.
































