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"Nyar-har!" Zosma cries as he jumps out with a knife to put an end to the foul Mars Savatrucha gang. The pesky Tierro Prius stands in his way.
"Step aside, Tierro!" Zosma cries, "This doesn't concern you fickle neutral Scumbags...well, not Scum, but ... well, what's another word? Scum describes you so well."
"And I hate to disappoint you, Spaghetti-head," Tierro laughs, "But I had the steak tonight, so I'm going to block your little revenge attack."

"Aw ruckynutz!" Tierro swears, "I forgot to eat the steak! It's still in my cell. Hold here. I'll be right back."

"Not so fast!" Illiap Reertu growls as he aims the interrogation gun at Tierro.
"Fish-lips!" Tierro cries, "But how? You were lynched!"
"The handcuffs don't work on slippery little fins!" Illiap laughs, "When I got myself out of the chair, the Warden thought it meant I was good with technical things, so he gave me this gun to try and repair. I haven't made any adjustments so I thought I would test it on you first to see what was wrong!"

Zap!
In her final breath as she is being disintegrated, Tierro cries "This must be because I forgot to get my Night Action in! But there was only one person I could block and Hinckley should've inferred from our conversation that I couldn't block the Paranoid Gun Owner or the Bomb or myself and it's clear I'd been voting with Mars Savatrucha so dying over a technicality after surviving the entire game as the only witch..."
Too bad she didn't have time to complete that thought...
Tierro Prius was a Model Inmate (Town).

"It's mighty sporting of you to wait for Tierro to come back and block you," Killoopio tells Zosma, "You could've just stabbed me when she left."
"Aw shit, I could've," Zosma sighs.

"Nyar-hyar!" Illiap laughs as she points the gun at Killoopio Daylight.
"Illiap!" Killoopio cries, "But how? You were..."
"Oh read the last paragraph," Illiap rolls her eyes and pulls the trigger.

Unfortunately for Illiap, the gun was still rather glitchy and oftentimes did weird things, like kill the person pulling the trigger.
Illiap Reertu was Scum, a member of the El Plutns gang

"Scum Pig!" Zosma cries as he steps forward and stabs Killoopio in the throat, "Oink oink piggy! Die like a piggy..."

"I'm so proud of myself," Zosma says to himself, "So proud I shall foolishly turn my back before his body hits the ground, giving him the chance to kill me right back. What food did he eat again? It's so hard to tell sometimes. He's going to be tasty when I fry him up."

If Killoopio hadn't been stabbed in the throat he would be saying something like a cheesy Earth action-hero might say, "I'm the bomb, baby" or something like that. Instead, he silently slices into Zosma's back.

Unfortunately for Zosma, Killoopio is rather skilled with a knife and removes the cannibal's entire spine.

Amazingly, both corpses hit the ground at the same time.
Zosma was Scum, a member of the Venus Lords gang
Killoopio Daylight was Scum, a member of the Mars Savatrucha gang

...leaving Scar Mimitsus as the sole remaining survivor of Prison Riot! the all-scum Mafia game experiment thingy, giving a win to the Mars Savatrucha team, the only damn team not based on a Chicago gang.

"We miscalculated!" Officer CometFire Vun cries, "There isn't anyone left to stab Scar Mimitsus!"
"Settle down." Officer Elles Fissionfire says, "I've left the back door unlocked. Officer Patrick's Jedi Starfighter is out there with the astromech droid in the ignition. Scar, take the starfighter and escape. I've spiked Dr. Stormdream's water so it looks like he got drunk on the job. The warden will blame him for leaving the door open and we can have our vacation!"
"Is there room in the starfighter for Sully?" Scar asks.
"Sully?" Officer Fissionfire asks, "That mute inmate that died a few years back? I guess he could fit. If you could find his corpse."
"But he's standing right here!" Scar insists.
"Sure he is," Officer Fissionfire says, "Go have fun out in the galaxy you criminally insane blue turd."

"You're a damn good kisser for a ghost," Scar tells Sully.

"Now that everyone else is dead, aren't I looking at least a little more attractive?" Officer Cometfire Vun asks.
"Drop it, Vun." Officer Fissionfire snaps, "I've still got my man..."

Cuxun Marsburst inexplicably appears from behind a column.
"Wha????" Officer Vun asks.
"We faked his death," Officer Fissionfire explains, "So now we can live happily ever after and I can suck that crystal cock every evening."
"But the doctor had his cock in the morgue!" Officer Vun argues, "And his ghost appeared and rearranged Zosma's head eels."
"Oh, we used the holo-projector," Cuxun Marsburst explains and although it's a ridiculous explanation, Officer Vun is fine with that and goes his separate way.

"Scar Mimitsus is making his way out to the landing pad if you'd like to go stab him in the back for betraying you and your team," Officer Fissionfire tells Cuxun.
"Oh, that's OK," Cuxun says, "I'm sure he had good reason. He may have tried to kill me, but that's understandable. We were in a gang war. And you know the saying, all's fair in love and war. Can't argue with that logic. No hard feelings."
"Wow," Officer Fissionfire says, "You really are the nicest man with the biggest cock in the entire universe."

"Yes, yes I am." Cuxun Marsburst answers, "Now let's get out of here and live out the rest of our days on Earth's beautiful Moon..."
Non Playing Characters
Warden Bek Sunfell
Officer Elles Fissionfire
Doctor Koukiu Stormdream
Officer Lazer Strewn
Officer Cometfire Vun
The Sole Survivor
Scar Mimitsus (Scouts)
Crime: Election fraud. Scar was a Campaign Manager for a very popular politician in the Pelly System. When his candidate was threatened by a rival and the election was dangerously close, Scar invented a third-party candidate that was, in-fact a Non-Playing Character.
Sentence: Life. No eligibility for parole.
The Deceased Players
Jissaleh Blazen (JimButcher) convicted on Day One - Scum (El Plutns Gang)
Crime: Stupidity. Jissaleh is from the ZubZub System where it is illegal to have a low IQ. Mayonnaise beat Jissaleh at the ZubZub IQ test.
Sentence: Life. No eligibility for parole.
Rufulzud Novadora (Rufus/Pandora) killed (twice) by shiv on Night One - Scum (El Plutns Gang)
Crime: Insanity. Rufulzud has a split personality disorder. Unfortunately for him/her, he/she settled in the Cameron System where it’s illegal to have a mental disorder. Rufulzud’s personalities also alternate between robbing banks and dealing drugs.
Sentence: 20 years. Eligible for parole in 5.
Derwar Gravis (def) poisoned on Night One - Scum (Mars Savatrucha Gang)
Crime: Cannibalism. Derwar is an unknown species and nobody knows where he comes from. His favorite meal is mammal and he committed over 100 murders before he was apprehended.
Sentence: Life. No eligibility for parole.
Shadowghost Sturch (Shadows) killed by shiv on Night Two - Scum (Saturn's Rings)
Crime: Also, known as "Death Swirly." Convicted on 18 counts of drowning people in toilets.
Sentence: 18 consecutive life sentence. No eligibility for parole. Also, court-ordered to admit daily to being kind of a dick.
Cuxun Marsburst (CorneliusMurdock) poisoned on Night Two - Scum (Venus Lords Gang)
Crime: Kindness. Cuxun is from the Dickhead Galaxy where it’s illegal to be nice.
Sentence: Death. Unfortunately, the Dickheads have zero tolerance for nice people.
Rirsol Maasym (Rick) convicted on Day Three - Scum (Saturn's Rings Gang)
Crime: Murder. Rirsol hates junkies. But, his only trade is drug dealing. He laced the space meth he was selling with poison to wipe out those junkies he hated so much. When he ran out of customers, he turned himself in.
Sentence: Life. Eligible for parole in 80 years. Luckily for Rirsol, his species lives for 300 years, on average.
Saproton Veeck (Sandy) convicted on Day Four - Scum (Saturn's Rings Gang)
Crime: Murder. Saproton is a feared street shark from the Babonda System. A natural predator with an eye for travel, his hunting was mistaken for murder.
Sentence: Life. No eligibility for parole.
Whindum Foxum (WhiteFang) killed by penalty on Night Four - Scum (Venus Lords Gang)
Crime: Mass Murder, Hubris and Fraud. Whindum convinced 40 individuals in the Fanglish System that he was a messenger of God. They gave their life savings to him and he convinced them that suicide was the way to commune with God. He’d have gotten away with it if his narcissistic tendencies hadn’t gotten the best of him. The GBI (Galactic Bureau of Investigation) setup a fake tabloid interview where he was intervened.
Sentence: Death. Unfortunately for Whindum, Hubris is punishable by death in the Fanglish System.
Bate Cos (Big Cam) murdered on Night Four - Scum (Mars Savatrucha Gang)
Crime: Tax evasion. One of the most diabolical gangsters in the Panty Galaxy. After decades of organized crime, Bate finally made an error on his tax return in the amount of 23 space cents.
Sentence: 80 years in prison. Eligible for parole in 60. In the meantime, however, Bate complains of being haunted by his first wife, who he murdered for talking to the GBI (Galactic Bureau of Investigation)
Drakius Knight (Dragonator) murdered on Night Four - Scum (Venus Lords Gang)
Crime: Chain Mail. Drakius is one of those assholes who sends those stupid Chain E-mails.
Sentence: Death. The sentence is rather lenient for such a douchebag.
Foog Roorum (Fugazi) murdered on Night Four - Scum (El Plutns Gang)
Crime: Murder. Foog has a mental condition where he has an unsatiable urge to break bones…and smash skulls…and smother people. He was convicted on 23 counts of murder in the Judtron and Mebo Systems.
Sentence: 23 consecutive life sentences. No eligibility for parole.
Pronti Flavior (Professor Flitwick) murdered on Night Five - Scum (Saturn's Rings Gang)
Crime: Pronti is a college professor turned drug dealer. A long series of hardships led her to the accidental murder of a Police Officer in the Fuckwit System.
Sentence: Life. No eligibility for parole.
Illiap Reertu (iamded) convicted on Day Six - Scum (El Plutns Gang)
Crime: Theft. Illiap was on a roll, robbing many pit stops in the Amy System. The Police were baffled at how she was able to avoid capture for so long. Until she tried to steal a bottle of vodka from one of the pit stops. The clerk doubted she was of legal drinking age, so she showed him her ID, which has her Intergalactic vehicle tracking code. She was apprehended 20 minutes later.
Sentence: 50 years. Eligible for parole in 30.
Tierro Prius (TinyPiesRUs) killed by penalty during the conclusion - Model Inmate (Town)
Crime: Mass Murder, classified as Hate Crimes. Tierro hates blue people and left a trail of dead blue bodies across the Universe. Not blue from suffocation. They were blue to begin with. She was finally being apprehended, ironically in the Tolerance System.
Sentence: Five years. Causing a bit of controversy throughout the Universe, the judge who presided over Tierro’s trial was her bigot sister.
Killoopio Daylight (KielDaMan) murdered in the conclusion - Scum (Mars Savatrucha Gang)
Crime: Murder. Killoopio is an explosives expert…who hates people. Killoopio went on a murder spree in the Lucas System, disguising bombs as Cheeseburgers. 58 overweight fast food guests were killed before he was apprehended.
Sentence: Life. No eligibility for parole.
Zosma (Zepher) murdered in the conclusion - Scum (Venus Lords Gang)
Crime: Cannibalism. Zosma believes himself to be a werewolf, but that will never never be true.
Sentence: Life. Eligible for parole in 80 years. Fortunately for Zosma, his species has an average lifespan of 1000 years.
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Rules
- Each player will be given a character to play, who will be aligned with either the Town (Model Inmates) or the Scum (Gang Members).
To win the game, the Town must kill off all the Scum, while the Scum needs to outnumber the Town. Third-party (neutral) characters have their own win conditions as outlined in their roles.To win, you must kill off all other factions. - Each day you will vote to lynch a player. Voting should be done in the following format; Vote: Character (Player). Similarly, unvoting is to be done in the format; Unvote: Character (Player). Proxy voting is allowed, with the format Proxy: Character (Player) and Unproxy: Character (Player). No other format will be accepted. The player with the most votes will be lynched. In the case of a tie, no lynch will take place. Voting is mandatory. Failure to vote will result in the untimely death of your character. Please remember that the reason for the delay is that players all reside in different Time Zones. It is usually unfair to a player to log in and find themselves voted out. Accusations should occur during the first 12 hours as a courtesy to the accused to defend themselves before voting starts.
- A game day will last 48 hours. You may not vote in the first 12 hours. The day will end after 48 hours. After the day has been concluded, a night stage will commence, which will last 24 hours (or 48 hours if an emergency comes up). You are required to use your action. Night actions must be sent to the host in the first 20 hours of the night stage.
- You may not choose the same meal two days in a row. Players may not target themselves.
- The alignment of lynched players, as well as those that died during the night, will be revealed at the beginning of the next day.
- You may not quote or pretend to quote anything sent to you by the host via PM. That includes all the details of your character and role, as well as any night action results. Role claims and reporting of night action results are acceptable, but in your own words only. Do not attempt to use the structure of your role PM to your advantage.
- Do not play the game outside the thread. Similarly, do not post out of character inside the thread. Game tactics and roles may only be discussed in the game thread or via PM with other players. Private discussion is done at your own risk and should be treated as part of the game. Metagaming should similarly be done at your own risk.
- If you are dead, you may not post in thread or discuss the game with any of the players. Any information you had becomes void, and may not be passed on.
- You may not edit your posts.
- You must post in every day thread.
- Violation of the above rules will result in the untimely death of your character.
- If you encounter a problem or have a question, please contact the host via PM

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