"Excuse me, Ma'am! Move this vehicle from this place immediately! It's disturbing my business!"
The woman turned around, and the flamboyant elf was taken aback by her green complexion.
"This is where I've parked for as long anyone can remember", the green-skinned woman said with her chilly voice. "I did not even hear a please."
The witch stared down at Fabian as if he was a speck of dust. Even in his finely woven silk robe, the elf felt himself as worthless as a fly on a turd.
"Uhm... P-p-please?" the elf stuttered.
"That's more like it", the witch said, and then tapped the side of her carriage. "Magic Wagon, move a couple yards to the right, will you?"
And sure enough, the horseless wagon obeyed. Fabian blinked, and returned inside. He took off his robe, crawled into his bed and closed his eyes. Maybe this was all just a bad dream...
~Elphaba's Magic Wagon has returned to the Marketplace, and will stay there until the end of November!~