And a picture of Flying Dutchman and Woodchuck Norris, just because:
BeardLess pirate came to a cave, where a treasure was supposed to be hidden. He saw a levitating man with a strange animal inside.
The man said 'I'm a flying Dutchman, a Bounty Hunter who wants to kill you and grab indecently big sum of money as a reward from your enemies.'
'And what's your teddy bear's name? Hahahaha!'
'Shut up, malignant miscreant! It's not a toy, but my weapon!'
BeardLess could no longer refrain laughing.
'It's woodchuck Norris, a cruel and sinister killer who has slain more people, than you could count!' - and BeardLess heard his daemonic laughter. The cave was lit by a flash of lightning.
'Wow, that's pretty cool... How did you do this?'
'You see, an evil character without special effects like that is as menacing, as Teletubbies and their vacuum cleaner. '
'Just...' but before BeardLess was able to end this sentence, the woodchuck had jumped onto his head, scratching it and pulling his hair. BeardLess threw some Deluxe Bahama sausage (Tesco, 2 shillings/kg) out of the cave, so that Woodchuck Norris forgot about his task, and started to wolf down the sausage, enjoying delicate, subtle flavour of garlic. But then, the gate at the entrance shut immediately.
'It's the point of no return, BeardLess! If Norris is too weak, you'll die of hunger here!'
'So let me just drink a glass of rum in the last day of my life. Want some?'
'Well...' Dutchman answered '...maybe a bit...'
And before the sunset, when after having drunk several bottles of rum the Dutchman was completely drunk, BeardLess said, 'My dear friend, I've just remembered about an oven I forgot to turn off, so I shall go home before my dinnner get burnt. Adieu!'
Dutchman smiled and said, 'Bye, fellow! Come on Wednesday!'
Hope you like it!
Edited by Toltomeja, 08 July 2011 - 08:52 PM.