Here's my entry, please feel free to tear it apart with suggestions as it is 10 words over the 300 count. In this second version, the image has now been resized; thanks again to the admin for pointing that out.
Enjoy! (300 words)
Disguised as a wench, Jack infiltrated an intoxicated Governor Broadside's chamber to retrieve his compass. Inside, a lavish feast lay between them. Broadside, after massive quantities of wine, couldn't tell it was a man underneath the wig and red dress. He likewise couldn't decipher the Pirate accent in Jack's raspy female voice.
“Governor Backside, pleasure to-“ Jack started.
“-It's Broadside!” scolded the Governor.
“No need my beauty…” Broadside burped. “What's your name again?”
“Captain Ja…err…Jacqueline, sir”
“Sexy name! Have some wine Jacqueline.”
“I prefer rum, but what I'd fancy is for that compass ‘round your neck to be ‘round mine instead.” Jack snatched the compass.
“Jacqueline, that's mine!”
“Nay, my compass which briefly became your compass, is now my compass by law of possession, which is nine-tenths the law.”
“…what?” asked the confused Governor.
Jack removed his wig and dress, revealing his pirate outfit.
“Jacqueline, we just met; we mustn’t plunge into love so recklessly! And…why are you wearing Pirate’s clothes?” Broadside inquired.
“The better to fool you with Governor.”
“You’ve seduced me! Oh, you salty wench! …Guards!”
The Bluecoats arrived with deMartinet.
“The merry Bluecoats! Governor, how do you keep them smiling all the time?” Jack asked sarcastically.
“deMartinet, arrest this wench!”
“What charges sir!?” deMartinet asked.
“Thievery…she stole my heart!” Broadside cried.
Suddenly, Will Turner crashed through the window declaring. “Jack! I've come to save you!”
“Look, it’s Sparrow's eunuch friend!” sneered deMartinet.
The Bluecoats laughed heartily.
“Curses Jack! Look how far your rumor spread!” Will whined.
Jack eyed the broken window to escape. He turned to Broadside. “Dearest Backside, it never would've worked out between us!”
"Jacqueline no!" cried Broadside.
Sparrow leaped out leaving Will with the Bluecoats.
Broadside demanded. “Guards! Subdue the eunuch and force him into that dress! I won’t be alone tonight!”
Please excuse the modification of the Governor Broadside minifigure as I have been away from my collection for several months because of work and had to make due with the couple of POTC sets I have here and of all things, the Christmas Bakery. I do believe however, that Barbossa's torso fits the Bluecoat leader nicely!
Edited by Bricks4Fun, 07 July 2011 - 01:52 AM.