‘Ready those guns!’ Yelled Barbossa as his Flagship engaged Brickbeard’s Bounty.
‘You pale skins don’t stand a chance against us classics!’ Screamed Brickbeard.
As the ships lined with each other, Barbossa’s second in command, The notorious Jack Sparrow was so scared that he even turned his head into his screaming face!.
As both ships peppered cannon fire at each other, a vicious sword duel broke out between the two leaders.
‘Your legs are outdated!’ Taunted Brickbeard
‘My legs are identical to yours you stud head!’ Barbossa retaliated.
As the battle raged, Jack was able to sneak aboard the enemy ship in an attempt to steal some booty, Only to find Yoda and Dobby reading the Harry Potter series in the Cabin….. He backed away…
In a desperate act. Brickbeard opened his new Lego Set, None other than the Pirate’s Chess Set.
Barbossa was now outnumbered; with so few entries in his new theme, his crew could not contest with the size and number of the sets at Brick Beard's command.
‘I only came here because the cake shop told me I was too ugly’ Cried the Zombie.
‘I’m only here because I’m too drunk to do otherwise’ Jack added.
All of a sudden, Several Mermaids appeared from the depths. Every body stared at their beauty, Until they began to sing hits from the……..Nineties!
‘NOOOOO!’ The whole crew yelled.
Hope you enjoyed the story, And remember, Yellow Minifigures are at no disadvantage to the flesh!
Edited by Red Bricks, 15 June 2011 - 09:24 PM.