Here is my entry for the 2011 Pirates of the Caribbean Contest Entry (Mailing List Division). Now if you salty dogs happen to vote for me and win I would be happy with 4183 The Mill as the prize
Title: The Misadventures of Jack Sparrow " Where's all the rum then?"
Somewhere in the blackest sea of the LEGO Caribbean:
Jack Sparrow, as we always find him, is off floating in his trusty dingy named the Lost Keg. A ship passes by.
"Ahoy there!" yelled Jack.
"Ahoy there sailor! Need a hand?" replied the Deckhand.
"No, I already have two, what I really need is a rope." Jack yelled back.
On deck Jack gets greeted by pirates he had never seen before which of course were the classic LEGOLAND Pirates.
"Aye mateys why all the grins?" remarked Jack.
Redbeard approached and remarked with a fiendish glee. "What brings you across our path this day?"
"Well apparently my boat" replied Jack smiling.
Redbeard scoffed, not being amused by Jacks wit.
"Not a pushover is he?" Jack whispered to the first mate standing by Redbeard.
Redbeard slapped Jack.
"Ouch! Now watch it there matey all I am interested in is perhaps a bottle of rum, savvy?" said Jack as he winked.
"What?" said Redbeard puzzled.
"Well it is rounded and has a hole in it and is nice and glossy" Jack said trying to describe the bottle of Rum.
"Ah a pagan, eh?" asked Redbeard.
Redbeard slapped Jack again.
"Throw him into the brig!" said Redbeard.
Unfortunately the cook, fed up with the leaks dripping over his food, switched rooms to the brig but forgot to change the sign. Subsequently, Jack was thrown into the kitchen.
"Aye there matey where's all the rum then?" asked Jack.
The cook was puzzled; Jack glanced at his compass spinning in no direction.
"No rum! A Travesty! What is a Pirate theme without rum?" Jack said with a shocked and disgusted face.
The cook with his generic classic smiley face replied "You should have been here when there was no Pirate theme, savvy?"
Word Count: 296
Edited by Macoco, 04 July 2011 - 07:18 AM.