A new set acquired
After two months of being proudly displayed on a shelf, the great Queen Anne's Revenge has finally been disassembled and put into the drawer with other bricks. Before the crews eyes got used to the darker place, someone started complaining.
“Look at all their fancy detailed clothes.”
“Ay, and check their heads, that color makes my yellow face turn green!”
“Check out the black furry one, his sword is made of rubber!”
Roaring of about a dozen pirates was heard as Angelica suggested parley.
“There is no such thing as Parley in the classic pirate’s universe, men slay them all!”
Suddenly all the ropes lying around enliven and started wrapping around the threatening pirates.
“Although you might be greater in number, you don’t stand a chance against my sword and my zombie crew,” Blackbeard answered calmly.
“To arms!” shouted the general as a couple of bluecoats joined the fight.
Just before the clash a movement of a huge pile of bricks drew everyone’s attention. A postman dog showed up with a watering-can in his hands.
“Puppy?” Jack was surprised peeking from his hideout.
The dog watered the flowers in front of him then looked at the crowd staring at him.
“What is with all the nonsense? I’m old enough to have witnessed plenty of such deviant behavior but all ended with new guys happily merging with the old ones. After all we all have the same creator!”
Blackbeard broke the moment of silence: “Ay, that black tricorne there looks more accurate to the movies. Give it here!”
Some pirates chuckled while a bluecoat spoke to the cook: “With your head I can clearly represent Bonaparte!”
Everyone burst into laughter. It was clear that there was no more offense and most importantly they all served the mocking purpose happily ever after!
Word count: 300
The picture is coming later this evening. It needs some editing.
Here is the first draft in case you missed it and want to understand the comments and see the changes:
Edit 2: The title and the picture were added, also Bricks4Funs suggestions were considered since I find them in place!
Edited by MstrOfPppts, 19 June 2011 - 11:46 PM.