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The Mayor's goons took Evan Elephant off to be interrogated.
"Bianca! How could you do this to me?" He cried, "I'm innocent! I would never join up with these scumbags!"
His wife, however, wasn't really paying attention. She had caught sight of something disturbing alongside of the City Hall.
It was the garbage can that had caught her attention. It looked remarkably like there were feet sticking out of it. She went to investigate closer.
She dumped the garbage can over and, much to her horror, the decapitated body of her sister was the first thing to tumble out, followed by the decapitated bodies of Doctor Candace Cow and Randy Rabbit.
"Freeze Bianca." Someone said.
It was Bianca Lamb's brother-in-law, Marcus Mouse, who Mayor Langston Lion had told them had been killed. His mother, Gertrude Goat was there, too. They were holding Bianca Lamb at gunpoint.
"This is no hotel!" Bianca Lamb cried, "And the two of you aren't dead! The Mayor lied to us!"
"Are you just now figuring that out?" Marcus laughed, "You aren't that great of an investigator after all, are you?"
"Oooh, my damn worthless husband." Bianca said, "He sold us all out and now it's too late."
"You silly paranoid girl." Gertrude Goat laughed, "You think Evan was the last scum? Did it ever cross your mind that the person who lead the charge on the last day was the last scum? You even thought you were being paranoid when you suspected your husband? Why would you listen to that silly barmaid over your own husband?"
"Piper!" Bianca cried, "Oh, my poor husband..."
Gertrude Goat and Marcus Mouse brought Bianca Lamb to the front of the City Hall to face the mayor.
"Hunter!" Bianca cried, "It's Piper! She's the last member of The Mafia!"
"You think he doesn't know that?" Mayor Langston Lion laughed, "Hunter Horse is The Mafia's framer. That's how you got your scum reading on your husband."
Police Officer Lucas Lion jumped out from his hiding space.
"Hold it right there!" He cried, " Nobody move or your framer gets it."
For some reason, that didn't convince anybody to hold still and all hell broke loose! Marcus Mouse shot Hunter Horse who collapsed to the ground. Lucas Lion, surprised that The Mafia would shoot someone they claimed as their own, shot towards the two goons and shot Gertrude Goat in the hand. She dropped her gun to the ground as Piper Poodle ran to her husband.
Piper Poodle cried over the lifeless body of her husband, Hunter Horse. Marcus Mouse ran behind the building with Lucas Lion close behind. Bianca was able to grab Gertrude Goat's gun and was holding her at gunpoint.
"Bianca, please don't hurt me!" Gertrude Goat pleaded, "We're practically family! Remember all the weddings and Christmases we've shared together! Remember how much you loved my apple pie!"
"I was just humoring you," Bianca said, "Your apple pie sucks."
"Bitch." Gertrude Goat said with her final breath on this Earth.
Lucas Lion put a quick end to Marcus Mouse. Lions are very adept at catching mice.
Lucas Lion put a few more bullets into the mouse's body just to make sure his job was complete.
"Officer, can you help me please?" A voice said.
Lucas Lion whipped around and fixed his gun on Pauly Pig.
"Settle down, Officer," Pauly Pig said calmly, "I'm not going to hurt you. I had a weapon malfunction and I wondered if you could help."
"What's wrong with your weapon?" Lucas Lion asked.
"It sounds strange," Pauly Pig told him, "Will you take a listen to it? Just put your ear right up to the barrel."
"I don't think this Shadows is going down so easily, punk." Lucas Lion answered.
"But maybe you could help me," Lucas Lion suggested, "My lawnmower has been making a funny noise. Could you help me out with it?"
"How?" Pauly Pig asked.
"Just put your ear right up to the blades." Lucas Lion answered.
Pauly Pig laid his head down in front of Lucas Lion's lawnmower.
"Hmmm," Pauly Pig said, "Sounds OK to me."
Crunch! Splat! Crack! Slice! Splat! Crunch!
...and that was the end of Pauly Pig.
Back in front of City Hall, Evan Elephant ran past holding a gun.
"Damn it!" Bianca Lamb cried, "Are any of you not with The Mafia?"
"I'm not!" Piper Poodle said.
"Neither am I, sweety!" Evan Elephant said.
"Then why do you have that gun?" Bianca Lamb asked.
"I just killed Bruno Bear," Evan Elephant answered, "I was able to overpower him and took his gun. Elephants are much stronger than bears."
"So, Gertrude was telling the truth," Bianca said, pointing her gun at Piper, "Piper and Hunter were both scum and Evan is innocent!"
Piper Poodle looked baffled.
"What's that over there?" She asked and pointed behind Bianca.
"Ha!" Piper cried, pulling out a shotgun, "You fell for the oldest trick in the book. You think a barmaid doesn't have a firearm on her at all times? Think again, mother megablockers. I will megablock you up."
"I will blow your head off, scumbag!" Evan Elephant cried as he aimed his gun at Piper Poodle.
"I'll take you down with me, fat-ass!" Piper Poodle cried aiming her gun back at him.
"Don't you shoot my husband!" Bianca cried as she aimed Gertrude's gun at Piper.
"Put your gun down!" Bianca yelled, "This ends here. You can't hurt us anymore, Piper."
"Bianca, listen to me!" Piper Poodle pleaded, "Gertrude and The Mayor lied to you. Hunter and I are innocent. Evan's the last scum."
"It's not true, Bianca!" Evan said, "Piper is the Godfather of The Mafia and her husband was the framer. That's why you got the investigation result on me that you did. Hunter framed me. We can end this now. We just have to kill Piper."
"Piper, put the gun down and we won't hurt you." Bianca Lamb said as she moved to her husband's side, "It's obvious it's you. It's time to end this."
Evan Elephant pulled out a knife and stabbed his wife in the back as he started shooting at Piper Poodle.
Evan Elephant (MacK) was the final member of The Mafia and The Godfurry.
As Bianca Lamb fell to the ground, Piper's ninja-like poodle instincts kicked in. She rolled out of the way of the bullets and grabbed the shotgun...
...and shot Evan Elephant right through the chest.
Evan Elephant was no more.
Someone came running toward her, so Piper raised the shotgun again and fired.
The bullet ripped through Bruno Bear's chest and Bruno Bear was no more.
Someone came running toward her again, so Piper again raised the shotgun again and fired.
The bullet ripped through Lucas Lion's chest and Lucas Lion was no more.
"Oh crap, sorry." Piper Poodle said.
Bianca sat up.
"Bianca, take it easy," Piper Poodle said, "You'll be OK."
"I'm so sorry, Piper," Bianca Lamb said, "I was so confused."
Again, someone was shooting at them.
"You horrible bitches!" Mayor Langston Lion cried.
"Actually, I'm not a bitch," Bianca Lamb corrected The Mayor, "I'm a lamb."
"Yes," Piper Poodle added, "Female dogs are bitches. Female lambs are called ewes."
"Silence!" The Mayor yelled, "I didn't mean in the literal sense. I mean figurative bitches. You two are figurative bitches."
"Ooooooooooh!" The two women said.
"That makes more sense." Piper Poodle said.
The Mayor's body went rigid as a bullet ripped through him. He fell off the balcony...
...and landed at a very unfortunate angle. His neck snapped with a sickening thud and evil Mayor Langston Lion was no more.
It was crazy cuckoo nutso Hunter Horse who had saved the day after all.
"That's for tying me up when I was in the back room and fell and grabbed the pull-string for the light and fell in the dark..."
"Hunter, shut the megablocks up," Piper Poodle said lovingly.
Piper Poodle (Donut), Bianca Lamb (Fuzzylegobricks) and Hunter Horse (Ro87n) are the Surviving Town players of Mafia School: Fabuland Housewives.
Congratulations! Town wins!
"We'll need both of you to do your part to re-populate our town." Hunter Horse suggested.
Mafia School: Fabuland Housewives graduating class. Congratulations!
And Congratulations to the only survivor to make it through with a passing grade: Piper Poodle (Donut)!
(Grades are given as indication of success or need for improvement. They should not be taken personally.)
Bricks2000 (Marcus Mouse) - It's hard to give a grade on the first day and it was really hard to go from a relatively calm game to a bandwagon forming against you. It's hard to know what to do the first time. Your defense wasn't too strong and you seemed to give up pretty easily. That is a normal response and you'll learn with time how to defend yourself. Based on that I could give you an incomplete or pass you. However, being scum, you didn't communicate with your scum team at all. Without working with them, there was no way to form a plan of defense. These games are fun but they need some effort and work on your part. I'd like you to play again before joining a full-fledged game so I have no choice but to Fail you. Sorry.
KingoftheZempk (Holly Hippo) - Grading doesn't matter for you since you've played before. If you were new, however, I'd have to give you an Incomplete. Sorry you got killed off so early. I was hoping you would get more of a chance to play since you got screwed over by that damn framer in Bloodbrick. Since you have played a game before, you can apply for whichever game you like in the future.
Dannylonglegs (Gavin Gorilla) - I think you did an excellent job for the one day you played. One can probably assume that's why the scum went after you. You were logical and organized and had the courage to cast the first vote. The Town needs leadership like this and sctrong players advance the game. You Pass. You may now play a full-fledged Mafia game.
Alex the Great (Randy Rabbit) - Mafia games take participation. I know you can't always be around and people's availability varies, but when you do show up, you need to know what's going on. You should read all information carefully and know how each player died. It's easier to defend yourself when you're fully aware of everything that has happened. The Town needs you to be as proactive as possible. I'd like you to play again before joining a full-fledged game so I have no choice but to Fail you. Sorry.
Alopex (Franklin Fox) - Grading doesn't matter for you since you've played before. You did an excellent job in this game. I think you were a leader and used your experience to help your team. I think you were pretty covert in the threads too, even though Pandora somehow saw through your ruse. Since you have played a game before, you can apply for whichever game you like in the future. You Pass.
Pandora (Payton Pig) - Grading doesn't matter for you since you've played before. Great job taking out the Scum Blocker! I also thought you did a great job finding a balance of how much to post. It was enough to keep you from being voted out and (almost) enough to avoid being targeted by the scum. I thought you were striking the right balance, but the Scummies must be afraid of that brilliant brain no matter how much you post. Since you have played a game before, you can apply for whichever game you like in the future. You Pass.
Rumble Strike (Gregor Goat) - Great job in this! It's so unfortunate that you ended up being the lovers. To tell you the truth, it's my fault for mixing up your character description with Gavin's. If I hadn't decided to reveal your affiliation to the other, you guys wouldn't have been lovers and you would've lived after he died. But having someone's affiliation confirmed to you comes with a prize, even if it's my fault. So sorry. I hope you can forgive me. Although you never protected anyone who was attacked, you did an excellent job leading the town during the day. You Pass. You may now play a full-fledged Mafia game.
MetroiD (Betsy Bunny) - Excellent work! That sting operation was amazing. I was really impressed with what you and Waterbrick Down did. You guys really showed that townies without night actions can be effective. That was innovative and smart. You basically made up a night action. I can't remember such a setup in EB's mafia history but you guys pulled it off really well. Way to draw out the liars and really stick to the game's basic premise: find out who is lying. You have played before, but you Pass either way.
Scorpiox (Gertrude Goat) - You didn't stand out as much as the others, but you clearly understand the game. Great attempt at defending yourself and fighting until the last vote. You Pass.
Masked Builder (Doctor Candace Cow) - Again, there wasn't much about your gameplay that really stood out, but you clearly understand what to do. I think you were outshone by the sting operation duo. I trust you can handle a full game. You Pass.
Sirius Black (Lily Lamb) - Goofy-butt! How could you forget to post? Your error actually helped the town, because it took out the last person MacK could've tried to cast suspicion on. I also trust you know what you're doing for a full mafia game. You Pass.
Waterbrick Down (Chief Brody Bulldog) - See MetroiD's feedback for the full praise of your sting operation. That was such a pleasant surprise! I'm glad I didn't know about it. I was wondering what had happened that two smart players started freaking out and accusing each other with completely empty circumstantial proof. The sting was brilliant. However, you fell for MacK's lies! I was so ready to end the game on Day 4, and was surprised that you fell for Mack's BS. It was still obvious you were playing very well. Nice job leading the town. Even if you lead them slightly astray. You Pass.
MacK (Evan Elephant) - Go super-scum! You're on your way to competing with the big liars, like Shadows and Lord Arjay. It's no mistake you were the last surviving scum. Not only did you do the best at organizing your team, you played the townies the best. I can't believe you survived day 4. That was just sheer skill and a great social game. You had them believing the investigation result was wrong. That's a fantastic job. I can easily say that you Pass and I can't wait to see you in another game. Excellent work.
Ro87n (Hunter Horse) - Why oh why did you beg to play when you didn't fully understand the game? I hope you learned something. I don't feel you know enough to play a full game. I'm sorry, I'm going to Fail you. In order to play a full mafia game, please partake in another Mafia School game. Thanks.
Fuzzylegobricks (Bianca Lamb) - You made some serious improvement, but still seemed confused towards the end. You didn't seem to understand that your results were verified when I gave you the results for Waterbrick Down and you had an odd story for your allies about investigating Brics2000, which would've been impossible. You need to follow what's going on better and be more clear. I'd like you to play again to make sure you fully understand everything, and for that reason I've decided to Fail you. Sorry, but thank you for all the effort. I do think you'll pass easily next time.
Donut (Piper Poodle) - You were just smart enough and just little enough of a threat to be the sole survivor here. Nice work. You made the right choices and lead the town when you needed to. You weren't a brilliant member of the sting operation but you did excellent work where it counted. You Pass.
Bianca Lamb - married to Evan Elephant - played by Fuzzylegobricks - The Town Cop (Not paranoid)
Hunter Horse - married to Piper Poodle - played by Ro87n - The Town
Piper Poodle - married to Hunter Horse - played by Donut - The Town
Marcus Mouse - married to Lily Lamb - played by Bricks2000 - convicted on Day One - The Mafia
Gavin Gorilla - boyfriend of Gregor Goat - played by Dannylonglegs - murdered on Night One - The Town
Holly Hippo - married to Franklin Fox - played by KingoftheZempk - murdered on Night One - The Town
Randy Rabbit - married to Betsy Bunny - played by Alex the Great - convicted on Day Two - The Town
Franklin Fox - married to Helen Hippo - played by Alopex - murdered on Night Two - The Mafia Blocker
Payton Pig - ex-boyfriend of Brody Bulldog - played by Pandora - murdered on Night Two - The Town Vigilante
Gregor Goat - boyfriend of Gavin Gorilla - played by Rumble Strike - died from grief on Night Two - The Town Doctor
Gertrude Goat - mother of Marcus and Payton - played by Scorpiox - convicted on Day Three - The Mafia
Betsy Bunny - married to Randy Rabbit - played by MetroiD - murdered on Night Three - The Town
Doctor Candace Cow - played by Masked Builder - convicted on Day Four - The Town
Lily Lamb - married to Marcus Mouse - played by Sirius Black - removed by penalty vote on Day Four - The Town
Chief Brody Bulldog - ex-boyfriend of Payton Pig - played by Waterbrick Down - murdered on Night Four - The Town
Evan Elephant - married to Bianca Lamb - played by MacK - convicted on Day Five - The Mafia Godfurry
Mayor Langston Lion - The Fabuland Mayor
Bruno Bear - a mafia goon
Pauly Pig - a mafia goon
Lucas Lion - a police officer...with a gun - played by Shadows