Bionicle Text Adventure: Jolly Rogers

[Cap'n Kopaka]

Some good news!

Jolly Rogers isn't dead quite yet, I just dealt with a laptop crash but I'm currently in the process of re-installing the Adobe CS4 suite onto my new Windows 7. Sooooo, expect an update soon. Just for fun here's a Crackerjack sprite that will probably be used sometime later on if the story beckons a stylistic shift.

[Cap'n Kopaka]

Gumball > Go get him some rum.

You wonder why the Captain always makes you get stuff from under the deck for him rather than choosing one of his other able-bodied crew members, but then decide not to make much of it. Years of medical service have worn the rough edges of this crippled doc softer.

You descend to the EQUIPCABIN, and check out Cap'n Crackerjack's EQUIPSTASH, which has been elegantly scrawled over with the Captain's DESTINY SHARPIE.

Unsurprisingly, there is no rum. But the shelf refrigerates the CHRONIC CHERRY COLA and the GRATUITOUS GRAPE GROG quite well. Perhaps the Captain would like a swig of one of these as he does all his captainy things up there.

[Bundalings]

> Gumball: Bring him Cola, the captain doesn't need to get drunk.

[Cap'n Kopaka]

Gumball > Bring him Cola, the captain doesn't need to get drunk.

Deciding that maybe an alcoholic beverage isn't the best idea while the captain is in such a silly state, you grab the Chronic Cherry Cola^TM and bring it back up to the deck of the curiously structured boat/laboratory.

The captain is perhaps a bit too appreciative, giving you one of his famous pirate head pats with a little too much gusto for your liking.

Edited July 17, 2011 by Cap'n Kopaka

[Cyrix]

Crackerjack > Take a generous swig of cola, become hyper.

Edited August 3, 2011 by Cyrix

[brickinator]

crackerjack>decide it needs some grape flavor.

Edited August 19, 2011 by brickinator

[Cap'n Kopaka]

Crackerjack > Take a generous swig of cola, become hyper.

Despite what the Doctor has to say about the health risks of drinking such a large quantity at once, you take a generous swig of the cherry-flavored cola.

Something is happening...

You have become COLONEL CRACKERJACK. If your caffeine level weren't so high, you would probably be feeling very cantankerous right about now. Instead, you flail around like a bunch of idiots.

In the eloquent words of internet legend Hella Nex,

"I warned you about carbonated beverages, bro!!"