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22 replies to this topic  – Started by xwingyoda , Apr 17 2006 09:46 PM

#1 xwingyoda

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 09:46 PM

In a comabat between a pegged leg Pirate Captain and a black cameo Ninja, who wins in your opinion ??

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Argh Argh Argh, poor pirate  X-D  :-P

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#2 Sir Dillon

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 09:51 PM

Muh hah hah. >:-)

If you haven't you should read the whole thing, it's pretty funny.
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Posted 17 April 2006 - 10:41 PM

Yarrr. The chances of a Pirate having a fight one and one with a Ninja is slim (the Ninja IS Stealth though...)If it is a pirate like ol' Redbeard, than the Ninja would win... however if it was an up and coming pirate, in his younger days, he would give that Katana a run for its money.

And besides. All the pirate needs is one clear shot...

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 10:45 PM

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And besides. All the pirate needs is one clear shot...

He might've had a chance to, but ol' Redbeard wasn't very smart to hold his pistol in his hook hand. :-P
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Posted 17 April 2006 - 10:57 PM

View PostSir Dillon, on Apr 17 2006, 10:45 PM, said:

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And besides. All the pirate needs is one clear shot...

He might've had a chance to, but ol' Redbeard wasn't very smart to hold his pistol in his hook hand. :-P

LOL. Didnt even notice. I guess intelligence was a factor in this fight.

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 04:02 PM

LONG:The pirate would win(if he had the pistol is his hand).
He'd shoot the Ninja before he could do something.
A Ninja could be fast, but he had to run for the bullet.
He can't run for ever. He could win, if he had a really long katana.
Plus the pirate has his own crew. He could call them for help...I can find unlimited reasons why the pirate wins.
SHORT: The pirate would shoot the Ninja to Davy Jones' Locker!

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 04:07 PM

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Is this blue thing supposed to be a cyber pirate or something?

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 04:25 PM

A robot pirate  |-/ It's just a robot with a pirate hat.

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 07:58 PM

Mocking Pirates! Bahh! Game me a giggle...I mean.. A deep laugh, arghh!

#10 xwingyoda

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Posted 19 April 2006 - 07:04 PM

Our Pirate Captain might have a pistol in his hook (  X-D  ), this would be totally irrelevant to a Stealth attack by our Ninja  :-P

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Posted 21 April 2006 - 02:29 PM

View PostSir Dillon, on Apr 17 2006, 10:51 PM, said:

Muh hah hah. >:-)

If you haven't you should read the whole thing, it's pretty funny.
Link: http://www.flickr.co...057594102936088

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#12 Captain Roger

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Posted 22 April 2006 - 03:40 PM

ARG! how awful! what a terrible photo! I love lego pirates and that photo hurt me(well, i know you can put the photo if you want, but i felt the need to say this)

well, i think the winner would be the pirate because he has a gun
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#13 Captain Ironhook

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Posted 24 May 2006 - 11:12 AM

why didnt the pirate use his sword to fight the ninja?  the ninja might be fast and mystircal and all but pirates know how to swrod fight too.
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Posted 24 May 2006 - 01:56 PM

I dont see why all ye mateys are upset- I prefer pirates too, but this is LOGIC, not LOVE. :-P

What we all need onboard mateys, are ninja corsairs. *y*

#15 Captain Ironhook

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Posted 24 May 2006 - 07:54 PM

what is a ninja corsairs?
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#16 Mister Phes

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Posted 24 May 2006 - 07:59 PM

Captain Ironhook, I presume what The Hordesman means is a ninja cross between a corsair - A Corsair being a Pirate of French decent which committed acts of piracy along the Barbary Coast.

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Posted 24 May 2006 - 08:09 PM

what do u mean french pirate along the barbary coast? where is this barbary coast?  are these not priates of the caribbean?
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#18 Mister Phes

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Posted 24 May 2006 - 08:17 PM

The Barbary Coast was used to refer to the coastline of Northern Africa, Go here to read more about it.  

The word "pirate" is not limited to the rogues who go sailing round the Caribbean plundering ships, that is only the popular stereotype of a pirate. However, there were many types of pirate, such as the Corsairs who were Pirates of the Barbary Coast.   A Pirate of the Caribbean is more precisely called a "buccaneer"

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Posted 24 May 2006 - 08:32 PM

oh i understand now, there are more than just pirates in the caribbean, i never knew that!  but i still don't understand why the ninja could so easily defeat the pirate without the pirate doing anything back to the ninja
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Posted 24 May 2006 - 08:58 PM

Ninjas move at a tremendous speed. Their fingertips can gib someone instantly when they are mad.
Ninjas can only be killed when they want to be killed, similar to my brothers view on dwarves (except being the masters of the universe).
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With corsair, I simply meant pirate, but wanted something that sounded more exotic than "Ninja Pirate".
Of my knowledge, privateers and corsairs are either pirates for hire, or men serving a country in the disguise of pirates. Buccaneers are pirates, though they can tend to work more inland, also serving as bandits and raiders in the carribbean.

#21 Captain Ironhook

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Posted 24 May 2006 - 09:16 PM

ninja are just people and they can die like everyone else.  dont tell me a ninja hasn't been killed by another ninja before because i just could not believe that.  i already know what a buccaneer is because i am one
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Posted 24 May 2006 - 09:43 PM

View PostCaptain Ironhook, on May 24 2006, 09:16 PM, said:

ninja are just people and they can die like everyone else.  dont tell me a ninja hasn't been killed by another ninja before because i just could not believe that.

Sarcasm usually doesnt work on the web, but I think I made it overly clear... Perhaps I should have mentioned that a ninja created the world from a "summon world" scroll? ;-)

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Posted 31 May 2006 - 10:30 AM

Unfortunately effective sarcasm is reliant upon voice inflection and facial expressions which we seem to be lacking here.  Maybe if you filmed yourself Mr Hordesman we could download the video and experience your sarcasm the way it was intended.  Or maybe not!

Anyway,  I agree that the ninja would win...




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