The Blue Avenger Strikes Back!
The Blue Avenger's life long quest for the heartless redcoat who once murdered his parents has finally come to an end! A good friend of the Avenger, a bluecoat spy who disguises himself as a barrel in order to overhear redcoat conversations, has found out that whoever was responsible for this tragedy was residing in the fort below them.
Of course, the fort was heavily guarded by redcoat soldiers, but the Blue Avenger cut through their lines with ease - literally!
After he entered the entrance hall, a horrific beast obstructed his path. It was a ZCerberus monster, a redcoat whose greed for Bananas had terribly deformed him.
But not even he was a match for our hero! The Avenger whipped out one of his Blue-merangs and threw it at the beast. The monster was knocked out immediately, and our Avenger was free to proceed.
The next room offered a bit more of a challenge. The door was guarded by a giant Skalldyr Crab!
Using his razor-sharp wit, the Blue Avenger devised a plan. Before the crab could attack him, he quickly cut the chains which were holding the chandelier above the crab's head, and it fell on top of it. Immediately, the crustacean started to burn. It turns out the foul stench that emanates from redcoats is a flammable gas.
Finally, he entered the final room. There, sitting at a desk was the person he had been looking for for so many years...
Avenger: "Commodore Hornbricker! It was you! I should have known; that beard is a dead give-away!"
Hornbricker: "Yes, t'was I who took your parents' worthless lives! And I enjoyed it thoroughly! I hoped you would never find out, but it seems I underestimated your abilities."
Avenger: "You monster!"
Both of them drew their cutlasses and began to fight.
They fought long and hard, but in the end, the commodore made a dirty move and kicked the avenger in the crotch, causing him to loose his weapon. Hornbricker said: "It's over, Blue Avenger! Any last words?" "Yes," said a voice from behind him, "Croissant!" "What?" replied the commodore confused and turned around. In that moment, a stale croissant hit him right in the face. It was the Avenger's trusty sidekick, Admiral Croissant, the Blue Wonder!
Once the commodore regained consciousness, he found himself stuffed into a large cannon.
The Avenger lit the fuse and said: "This will teach you never to mess with bluecoats ever again, commodore!" And with a big BOOM, the cannon sent Commodore Hornbricker halfway across the ocean, who said "Curse you, Blue Avenger! You haven't seen the last of meeeeeeeeeee!" Once his voice couldn't be heard anymore, Admiral Croissant said: "And stay out!"
I hope you liked it. The reason why I chose Commodore Hornbricker as the main villain was simply to make a homage and thank him for this great contest.
Blue Avenger, Away!
Edited by Oky Wan Kenobi, 07 August 2010 - 06:42 PM.