While our hero, ZCerberus, sits in his tower at Fort Brighton East
Redcoat minion: Sir! We have terrible news! The cowardly blue coats have kidnapped the most beautiful lady in all the land, the face that could launch a thousand ships... Lady Helen of Toy!
ZCerberus: We must rescue her!
Redcoat Minion: ... but how? The bluecoats are not smart, cunning, or good looking, but they have a fortress with an absurdly large door!
ZCerberus: I know just the thing!
Much, much later, at the fortress with an absurdly large door:
Bluecoat Minion: Wow, look at that giant tribute to Helen of Toy, we must bring it inside our fortress with an absurdly large door!
Redcoat Minion: This is just like what the Greeks done at Troy, except they were in a horse, instead of a woman's breasts...
At sunset, the redcoats sneak out the back hatch to capture the bluecoats inside the fortress with the absurdly large door:
The redcoat raiders have no problem rounding up the hapless bluecoat minions.
ZCerberus: Now you bluecoat cowards, we will return to Fort Brighton so you may face your punishment!
ZCerberus: Boys.... GO BANANAS!!
Helen of Toy: My hero!
Okay, so not my best effort, but I was convinced the deadline was the 15th! Oh well! Thanks for looking!
Edited by ZCerberus, 13 July 2010 - 03:17 AM.