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17 replies to this topic  – Started by Ratshot , Jul 13 2010 02:38 AM

#1 Ratshot

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Posted 13 July 2010 - 02:38 AM

Welcome to are you smarter than a 5th grader Redcoat!!!!


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Welcome to the show! I'm your host Ratshot the hunk and these are my three lovely bunnies friends, Blondie, Brownie and Blacky.

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The first test of IQ will be the scrubbing of commodes (That's a Canadian/American term for a toilet for all those that don't know)

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The Redcoat scrubs the commode.

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The Bluecoat show that his intelligence is far greater than that of the Reds. He scrubs Commodeore Hornbricker.

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The next test will be in the locking of prisoners. The Redcoat merely locks the prisoner in the jail cell.

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The Bluecoat really locks up his prisoner, he makes him lock lips with Joey Lock!!!

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They seem to be enjoying themselves! Disgusting!!!

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One of my all time favorites :pir-wub:

Enjoy everyone :pir-classic:

Edited by Ratshot, 13 July 2010 - 02:41 AM.

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#2 Capt. Thomas Foolery

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Posted 13 July 2010 - 03:15 AM

My only criticism would be that I wish you went the full ten panels - cause I wanted more!

Very humorous entry with some great plays on words - I really enjoyed it.
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Posted 13 July 2010 - 03:37 AM

View PostCapt. Thomas Foolery, on 13 July 2010 - 03:15 AM, said:

I wish you went the full ten panels - cause I wanted more!

Very humorous entry with some great plays on words - I really enjoyed it.

clever use of words!!! :thumbup:

:pir_laugh2: really I hope that this was the first part  :thumbup:
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#4 ThatGuyWithTheBricks

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Posted 13 July 2010 - 03:38 AM

Are you kidding me? You just proved your stupidity by showing you have no common sense. What kind of backwards world do you bluecoats live in?

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Posted 13 July 2010 - 03:42 AM

Very good and very very funny - It brings a whole new meaning to 'Hello, Sailor !' . :pir_laugh2:
Great work 'Ratshot' and keep on bricking ! :pir-sweet:

#6 Dan the Brickman

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Posted 13 July 2010 - 06:30 AM

View PostThatGuyWithTheBricks, on 13 July 2010 - 03:38 AM, said:

Are you kidding me? You just proved your stupidity by showing you have no common sense. What kind of backwards world do you bluecoats live in?

I dont see how using a mop on the commodores face is stupid... He's a dirty redcoat!  :pir-grin:

I thought it was different and amusing!  :thumbup:

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#7 Ratshot

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Posted 13 July 2010 - 04:04 PM

Thanks for the comments guys. All in all I didn't care for my entry. It wasn't long enough and it was rather stupid :pir-tongue:

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Posted 13 July 2010 - 05:20 PM

It was sure funny though! Thanks for the laugh.  My only question is why were you tall in your comic? Posted Image
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#9 Ratshot

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Posted 13 July 2010 - 05:25 PM

View PostCommodore Hornbricker, on 13 July 2010 - 05:20 PM, said:

It was sure funny though! Thanks for the laugh.  My only question is why were you tall in your comic? Posted Image
Because your a midget and I'm a giant :pir-wink:.  Just look at how tall I am in real life.
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#10 Admiral Croissant

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Posted 13 July 2010 - 07:22 PM

Withouth a contest we would also know that we are smarter, but it's always funny to make fun of redcoats :pir-classic:
Clear images, nice comic and very humiliating!
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#11 Skalldyr

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Posted 13 July 2010 - 07:27 PM

first....great very bad Comic!  :pir-tongue:

View PostRatshot, on 13 July 2010 - 05:25 PM, said:

Because your a midget and I'm a giant :pir-wink:.  Just look at how tall I am in real life.
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HAHA...........but you STILL have a short knife.. :pir-cry_happy: :pir-sweet:  :pir-grin:
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#12 General Redwater

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Posted 13 July 2010 - 08:57 PM

This, I would say, was one of the funniest entries! :pir-classic:   Scrubbing the commode, a classic. :pir_laugh2:  My only complaint would be like almost everyone else:  It wasn't long enough. :pirate_sad2:

View PostRatshot, on 13 July 2010 - 05:25 PM, said:

Because your a midget and I'm a giant :pir-wink:.  Just look at how tall I am in real life.
Link Linky I'm on the far left with the drill cane.
How do we know that you'r not just standing next to 2nd graders? :pir-tongue:
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Posted 13 July 2010 - 10:09 PM

View PostThatGuyWithTheBricks, on 13 July 2010 - 03:38 AM, said:

Are you kidding me? You just proved your stupidity by showing you have no common sense. What kind of backwards world do you bluecoats live in?
Agreed.

Bluecoats, it seems you have only disappointed me with this display of stupidity and paying your own to dress up as Redcoats just to make out. :thumbdown:
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Posted 14 July 2010 - 02:36 AM

View PostTheCrimsonTrooper, on 13 July 2010 - 10:09 PM, said:

Agreed.

Bluecoats, it seems you have only disappointed me with this display of stupidity and paying your own to dress up as Redcoats just to make out. :thumbdown:

You reds are so mixed up in the head...

1-we dont like making out with redcoats...
2-we dont eat frogs.
3- Redcoats are a bunch of (Censored) cowardly ****** with no spines and they like cheap alcohol that tastes like ****!!!!

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#15 General Redwater

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 02:27 PM

View PostDan the Brickman, on 14 July 2010 - 02:36 AM, said:

3- Redcoats are a bunch of (Censored) cowardly ****** with no spines and they like cheap alcohol that tastes like ****!!!!
Hey, don't you tease cheap alchohol! :pir_mad:   It sometimes tastes quite good; besides that's what Zorro drinks.....................
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#16 Ratshot

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 06:31 PM

View PostGeneral Redwater, on 13 July 2010 - 08:57 PM, said:

My only complaint would be like almost everyone else:  It wasn't long enough. :pirate_sad2:
I just didn't have the time, my apologies :pir-sceptic:

View PostGeneral Redwater, on 14 July 2010 - 02:27 PM, said:

Hey, don't you tease cheap alchohol! :pir_mad:   It sometimes tastes quite good; besides that's what Zorro drinks.....................
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View PostRatshot, on 14 July 2010 - 06:31 PM, said:

I'll have you know good sir that he buys Rum made of the finest ingredients. He's able to afford it because he steals the money right out the Shipyardigans paychecks.
So now we know how he affords it.  Mmmm....fancy rum.....
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Posted 15 July 2010 - 09:46 PM

View PostThatGuyWithTheBricks, on 13 July 2010 - 03:38 AM, said:

Are you kidding me? You just proved your stupidity by showing you have no common sense. What kind of backwards world do you bluecoats live in?
It seems you're confused, my redcoated friend. It's not that we don't have common sense, we just think outside the box. :pir-wink: But you do have a point; the message in this comic is a bit unclear, which would be my main criticism.

View PostGeneral Redwater, on 13 July 2010 - 08:57 PM, said:

It wasn't long enough. :pirate_sad2:
I bet that's what your girlfriend said. :pir_laugh2: But I agree, the redcoat-humiliating possibilities weren't even nearly explored in this! I'm sure you could have come with at least one more play on words.

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