Here's the entry you all have been waiting for! (I hope.)
Death of the Bluecoat high command!Joey Lock was dead. He was walking home from the local tavern when a band of drunken Bluecoats starting talking to him. They then pulled out a pistol and shot him in the head, resulting in his death. General Skalldyr was walking down the road when he saw this, he tried to stop the Bluecoats, but he too lost his life to a Bluecoat bullet. When this news reached Redcoat headquarters, they quickly started planning revenge. They called upon a elite group of Redcoats called known for assisinations and special missions. This group included three members : Commodore Hornbricker, Lord Arjay, and General Redwater. They had been inactive for a long time till now, and finally got back together....
They started packing up for their special journey. The orders were that each member was to bring a musket and a special weapon that they would use later. Standard dress was to wear a Redcoat cut down Redcoat uniform and a red bandana, but Commodore Hornbricker knew that his uniform himself shot fear into the Bluecoats.
After walking for a long time, the group came upon the Bluecoat headquarters. There, sitting alone, was General Armendez, along with an unconcious Zorro. Officals say that Zorro was supposed to be going on a date with Miss. Bluecoat 1968, but his drinking habits made him drunk after three steps out the door.
The group quickly took care of these "guards".
They then decided to split up, and should they find the Bluecoat leaders, they were to wait till the other members got there before engaging the enemy.
General Redwater was the first person to find them. They were watching monkeys er.."wrestle", but let me tell you children, that is not wrestling. The only one not watching this horrifically disgusting sight was Ratshot. He was too affixed on his knife; he just found the shininess amazing.
The other members of the group finally caught up, and General Redwater took out Lord Arjay's extra weapon, and charged the Bluecoats. He pushed passed Criossant, knocking him in with the monkeys, to die a most horrible death. Redwater then knocked the rest to wall, and pushed the needle into Captain Blue Hair. He then realized it was full of fish, and Blue Hair's head exploded. Ratshot fixated on his knife, was unaware of what was going on.
The Bluecoat survivors were brought outside. Ratshot was still amzazed by his knife.
Ratshot's mind-I love you knife! Without you I couldn't think of a life worth living.
Then the Redcoats starting talking:
Arjay-What do we do with them?
Redwater- I say we put there heads in jars!
Commodore- No, that would make us like them. We want to do something more gentlemanly and nice.........
After that each redcoat chose a Bluecoat prisoner.
Redwater chose Brickman, and decided to use his extra weapon on him.
Redwater-Ah, drilling a hole into the ground. What could possibly be better that this Brickman?
Hornbricker chose Arjay. He brought along a little drill, and decided to drill a nice clean hole into him.
Commodore-Oh look, I hit the spot. There are his brains. Wait, that's a peanut! This further proves the theory that Blucoats have peanuts as brians.
With that Hornbricker ate the peanut with a big "mmmmmm".
Arjay chose Alak. He injected him with some more crushed, mashed, and boiled fish. Resulting in his head exploding.
Arjay- I think I just found a new and inexpensive cannon. This could save us millions!
Well, Ratshot wasn't really a problem as long as he had his knife, so we dressed him up in a Redcoat uniform and let him do what he wanted.
Ratshot- Guess what knife? It's just you and me now, and you know what that means......
I tried to use the most sigfigs that I could in this. It was originally 15 scenes, so I had to delete five. I hope that you enjoyed this.