We have received word that the Klingons have supplied the Redcoats with arms and ammunition, to help them attack the peaceful
Bluecoats. We have beemed down to help assist them. It seems they sent someone to meet us...
Kirk-"Go check it out, generic redshirt."
Redshirt- "Yes sir."
McCoy- "I have a bad feeling about this..."
Spock- "It would appear to be a trap, sir. Possibly set up by the rival Redcoat faction, to impede our assisting the Bluecoats."
McCoy- "We can see that, you mind melding Vulcan!"
Kirk- "Fortunately, it was no real loss, since he was just a redshirt."
The landing party was able to safely find the Bluecoat forces which were now gathering, preparing to defend themselves from the
invading Imperial Redcoat army.
General Armendariz- "Look, I can see them coming! get ready!"
Commodore Hornbricker- "Crush them all!!!"
Soon, Red and Blue clashed, and a mighty battle broke out.
In a bold and daring more, general Armendariz launches himself at the Commodore, while Admiral Croissant uses his powerful
pastries to plow down the enemy. Okey-Wan decapitates the sneaky King of the Zempk, who somehow managed to sneak into the blue side...
Dan and OkeyWan leap into the frey, cutting down hordes of redcoats with their lightsabers.
EDIT- (Psssst, that is YOU Joey, getting cut in half!)
...one redcoat meets his demise by the classic Vulcan death grip.
Darth Arjay-"OkeyWan! I am your father!"
Ratshot- "I don't think so!"
Victorious, the Bluecoats celebrate and collect souvenirs of the battle.
Dan the Brickman- "I think we are gonna need more jars for all these heads!"
I tried to add as many red and blue coat participants as I could, with what figures i had. If you dont see your sig-fig represented, just pretend you are one of the generic red/blue coats.
I hope you enjoy! (Unless you're a no-good redcoat scumbag pipsqueak who smells bad)
Oh, and that was meant to be YOU at the end, General Redwater.(Trying to sneak off)
...a coward tryin' to save his own hide in the end...
(Its your head in the jar)
Edited by Dan the Brickman, 13 July 2010 - 12:15 AM.