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[Daniel Williams]

OK, here you can discuss movies that 1 - Disturb you, 2 - Make you go WTF, & 3 - Why?

Here's my list
1. Indiana Jones 4, 3 movies were good, but why add a 4th one to ruin it
2. Good Luck Chuck, please don't see it, Jessica Alba couldn't even save this
3. New Moon, lame plot and too serious that it looks like Days of our lives meets Degrassi

Sorry, but I thought it be interesting to see what movies not to watch ever from other movie lovers

[DarthSion]

In no order other then how they pop into my head.

1. Doom.
2. Transformers.
3. Transformers 2.
4. Terminator 4.
5. Friday the 13th remake.
6. Surrogates.
7. BSG the plan.
8. Universal Solider regen'.
9. Fantastic Mr Fox.

10 bucks this thread gets closed when the mods wake up.

[samuraiturtle]

{Disturb you} For that category goes to "Idiocracy". If you watch it and are not scared you must have a lot of hope for the future. The main reason it scares me is how easy this can become true. One more thing this is a comedy (for those that do not know).

{Why?} This one goes to "The Adventures Of Sharkboy & Lavagirl 3-D". First of the director's son wrote and he made it into a movie. Second if you are over five do not watch this. Now I can normally stand to watch "kids movies" but this one I regret watching in it entirety. Third it is in 3-D I do not think it was that good at the time (and no I didn't see it in 3-D. I watch it at home, where I didn't spend any money on it, one good thing about it.) And fourth George Lopez is in it as the bad guy no less. (I guess Mr. Lopez is all right in small does but he can get annoying after awhile.)

[DarthSion]

Speaking of which, while I didn't mind it too much, 2012 just for the stupid idiotology attached to the what 12th time in my 30 year life some clown has claimed the world will end on such and such a date.

[Siegfried]

DarthSion, on Feb 3 2010, 06:32 PM, said:

10 bucks this thread gets closed when the mods wake up.

[Dennimator]

Siegfried, on Feb 3 2010, 12:14 PM, said:

Owned!

[Batbrick]

Transformers 2, goo grief do I regret seeing that film in the cinema. It was utterly vacant, no good comedy, no good action, no good story (or any at all for that matter), tiring jitter cam and the most unlikeable characters. It also had quite a few racist and sexist tones that whether intentional or not irked me to no end.

Batbrick Away!

[Big Cam]

Jackie Brown.


Even though Samuel L Jackson is in it, the movie is just horrible, it sticks in my head as the worst movie I have ever seen.

[Dunjohn]

Happy Feet.

Good God, those smug mutants really made me grind my teeth. The plot is unbelievably hackneyed, the music choices were nonsensical, uninspired and lazy, and oooh, it's penguins, let's throw an environmental message in there and let's RUB IT IN THEIR FACES UNTIL THEY SCREAM.... is it not possible to make an animal movie that doesn't demonize humanity? I could go on about this movie, but I'll spare you all, as well as my blood pressure.

If I had just witnessed Hell itself and God decided to let me forget it, I'd say, no, Happy Feet please.

[Captain Zuloo]

The Beatles - Magical Mystery Tour.
Definately one for the WTF category! That horrible film is what we have to thank for film clips like these:

[commdr_neyo]

DarthSion, on Feb 3 2010, 09:32 AM, said:

In no order other then how they pop into my head.
2. Transformers.
4. Terminator 4.
6. Surrogates.

Why those I've seen them, and I liked them. (I've not seen Transformers 2, so it's not listed)

[DarthSion]

You mean other than the mindless plot and rubbish story lines.

Transformers Michael plot yeah that means special fx Bay, enough said.

Terminator 4, McG, low rent Bay, I mean come on, we are supposed to believe skynet a self aware machine can capture Kyle Reece, know who is is and who he will become and doesn't kill him, not to mention whats his face who played John is a rubbish actor.

Surrogates was a great idea, just poorly executed and boring.

[def]

Big Cam, on Feb 3 2010, 09:29 PM, said:

Jackie Brown.

That's a beautiful, awesome flick Maybe I'll watch it again. Jackie Brown was a great character.

For me, Transformers 2 was a low point. I spent the next day wondering why I couldn't understand a popcorn flick, until I read a few reviews that explained it was pure crap. And yes, it was pure crap, with robots punching each other.

As for 'why' flicks. Deliverance. I dare anyone to watch that and explain why that sat through it to explain what they saw. It's two hours of a bad bad feeling. I saw it once nearly 20 years ago, and it was already 20 years old at the time. And it made me and all my friends feel terrible. None of us forgot. Holy f#@%. What a miserable film. Watch it and tell me I'm wrong.

[Tereglith]

Goodness, there are certainly a few...

-Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. I regret to say that the first time I watched this, it was not the MST3K version. It was the real deal. Worst Christmas Movie ever is a difficult title to select, until you've seen SCCtM. Then it's a no-brainer.

-I'll have to go with DunJohn on Happy Feet. Pretty much everything he said about it, I agree with. We were once watching it on a long bus trip for a field trip, and the only way to make it bearable was the way that my friend's heavy metal synchronized with parts of it freakishly well.

-Babe: Pig in the City. It's all three of disturbing, wtf, and WHY?

-Manos: The Hands of Fate. Happily, I have only seen the MST3K version. However, even with Joel and the Bots riffing it relentlessly, Torgo's thighs were still disturbing, and it was still the most "wtf?" movie I have ever seen in my life. However, I do know why it was made - on a bet! (thank you wikipedia, for that insight)

-Star Wars: The Phantom Menace. Six words: Jar Jar Binks, Midichlorians, Jake Lloyd. Seriously, they should have just cut out everything except the podrace and the Duel of the Fates.

-And, lastly, there is a movie that I can ask "WHY?" for even though it hasn't even been made yet - Shrek Forever After. See? Just the title makes you want to shout "WHYYY?" Captain Kirk style. And then it makes you want to punch somebody in the face.

[DarthSion]

what TPM, blasphemy.

On another note, just remember Pandorum, last time I listen to my best mate.