Captain Green Hair (aka Captain Blue Hair)
#1
Before Anchors were taken into use in the Bluecoat navy, they had to be stress tested.
Normally this means they hoist the new Anchor to a height and then drop it on a hard object like a cannon barrel.
If the Anchor didn't show cracks or stress, it was approved by the Master.
Today me and Admiral Bejaune decided to have a little fun and stress test our new Anchor on a fresly captured Redcoat.
Look at the Redcoats scared face as the Anchor hangs above his head:
The entire Anchor testing rig:
The ''Executioner'', waiting for a command to drop the anchor:
Needless to say that the Anchor was approved and that this redcoat is no longer in the service.
#2
Sometimes the Reds and Blues were at peace, but the leaders always found ways to challenge each other.
On a beautiful summer morning me and the Commodere met out on a deserted road to do some racing.
It was the perfect opportunity to test my new 125CC scooter...
That big flag might be a bit of a slowdown for him i thought, well i was off to a quick start...
But the the Commodore started to use the flag as a sail, silly commodere...
He missed the dead Redcoat lying on the road and tripped over it..
He left a trail of blood behind, as the horse dragged him along...
I decided to leave him there and drove off to the beach..
Later that day i felt some remorse and i decided that Captain Stash and his sniper rifle should go in to finish the job..
6 months later...
Deja vu..??
#3
Since we are a new faction, we needed to come up with a new way of torturing and killing our enemies, so i came up with:
Fish-Slapping!
It is basically female canine-slapping your enemy with some fresh sea fruit until blood pores out there every hole.
So in order to do this one needs a basket of sea fruit:
Some captured Blue coats, don't you think they look like a bunch of hicks and their leaders just some whiny pansies?:
Next up the Green coats pick up a piece of sea fruit, and let the games begin!
A close up action shot, boy that crab's claw in his face must hurt:
And seen from the eyes of the Blue coats, you can already see the blood starting to come out:
So some of you might wonder why i have such a small fish, compared to admiral B whom is slapping his Blue coat with an enormous Octopus...
Well i like things to last, especially when i torture my enemy.
Dr. Green Coat
#1
Just a little story about having some fun behind enemy lines. I also had you use some pixelation on the wench to keep things clean.
#2
#3
Green Coats! "Green Thunder"
After the Blue Coats easy victory over the Red Coats they eventually fell into Civil War. Thus the Green Coats were born.
Admiral Béjaune
#1
Somewhere in the middle of the ocean, Admiral Béjaune has sank a British ship with his newly built ship Sang Royale. A few Redcoats cling to the debris. What to do with them?
A perfect time for the Admiral to use his newly taught punishment. Keelhauling! There is just so much one can learn from the Dutch.
The art of Keelhauling: dragging a man under the boat along the keel and pulling him up on the stern. The barnicals on the hull tear and cut the mans flesh.
On the Cathead you limey bastard!
Better hold your breath!
Now jump! Or I put a grapeshot in your head!
..... A few minutes pass as the Redcoat is pulled under the ship.....
Pull him up... lets see if he has gotten any more red!
Ah. I didn't know a man could could bleed so much.. Looks like this one didn't make it. What are you waiting for.. clean this blood up... Can't have this mess on my new decks!
A few repeats of what happened above and the Admiral was out of Redcoat prisoners.
#2
A couple of Redcoats have heard the rumors about Catherine the Great of Russia and her horses and decided they want to try it. The rumors are that she would have one of her male stud horses hoisted up and then lowered onto her... and she would, well you know..... Screw her horse.
Somewhere on a large Island in the Caribbean, away from everyone. Two perverted, seriously disturbed Redcoats have decided to give the rumor a try.
Im ready.. Start to lower him down!
Ok, Im doing it! Its not easy lowering a horse by yourself!
Poor horse was being lowered slowly. All he could think about was that mare that was in season.
...A few moments later. A patrolling Bluecoat hears the commotion and moves in closer to see what the hell was going on.
.....WTF.... Sick bastards...
Im going to put an end to this madness.
...Boom! The Bluecoat shoots the line holding the horse up....
Splat! Thats the end of that disturbed Redcoat.
Admiral Green Buns (aka Ynykle)
#1
#2
REVENGE!
My good friends General Armendariz and Captain Blackmoor came visiting me today, so I had to do something special. I always have a lot of Redcoats in the cargo hold so I decided to do something with them.
#3
Green Thunder again!
Although there are not so many Greencoats, the few that exist are very smart. They have made a time machine very recently and who can we use as testdummies better than prisoners! Well, it's not so bad, I mean, who doesn't want to travel in time? It's a very unique experience
So here they go. I also give them some stuff they can take with them on their journey.
We send the first prisoner to the Jurassic period. And as the first man Bluecoat ever he faces a dinosaur! And we also gave some meat with the prisoner so he could feed the dinosaurs.
The second one finds himself back in the Middle Ages! The time they burnt a lot of misterious people. The people thought they were witches and magicians.
We gave the third one also some nice clothes and sent him to the wild west, so to the future!
We didn't have to give the last one special clothes, instead, we took something from him. Than we hanged him on a wooden thing and send him just a few miles away, but in the same time period as we were.
And after this we decided to destroy the machine again because it would be dangerous in the wrong hands. But we can easily build another one if we want to. It was a succes and gave us some very funny moments. Thanks prisoners, Thanks time machine!
This post has been edited by Commodore Hornbricker: 26 September 2009 - 12:53 AM
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Thanks Joey!
