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[Zorro]

errr...bluecoats start?
Whoever is first, starts!

[Captain Blackmoor]

Zorro de Bonéres, on Sep 6 2009, 12:57 PM, said:

errr...bluecoats start?
Whoever is first, starts!

And so I do!

Out of the Blue

First things first:

There are quite some pictures in here, that was necessarry to make the story complete.
It could be shocking for people who love bananas.
And please don't take the jokes personal, it is not my intention to harm people.
I had great fun assembling this together, I hope you will have fun too.




It is 1734, in the LEGO Caribbean.

Captain Blackmoor found something unusual on the seas, something you don't see every day.
Yes, it was the good fellow Joey Lock! Sailing on a heavy-battledamaged ship.
Like that way, we managed to capture him.
Instead of killing him, we decided to make some fun.



























TAKE THAT!

This post has been edited by Captain Blue Hair: 07 September 2009 - 06:25 PM

[Joey Lock]

Very nice! At least I did a brave act before the Cannon Ball completly missed.

When did this contest start? I thought it was Bluecoats vs Bluecoats?

[Captain Blackmoor]

It is Blue team vs. Blue team, but it was not logical to let two the same factions battle against eachother.
So I decided to keep it Blue vs. Red, but now it depends on which Blue team makes the most funny and best built entries.
I'm eager to see how this turns out...
And I'm glad you like it Joey!

[Admiral Croissant]

Nice one! Again the bananas proved themselves worthy! Good use of the blue flames and nice camera angles. Also some brave words from Sir Lock, all the other officers could take that as an example Anyway, this is a good and funny way to get rid of those lobsters.

[Dr. Steve]

Since we are blue vs blue it might be helpful to put your team name at the top of the post so people viewing them know who is who.
Great Moc!

[Captain Blackmoor]

Dr.Steve, on Sep 7 2009, 04:01 PM, said:

Since we are blue vs blue it might be helpful to put your team name at the top of the post so people viewing them know who is who.

Great idea! Second post edited.

Dr.Steve, on Sep 7 2009, 04:01 PM, said:

Great Moc!

Thanks! I had some great fun making it.

[Captain Blue Hair]

Well since it seems that we are fighting Blue coats, our team has decided to go Green!

You shall now refer to us as team Green thunder, for we are green coats fighting the Blue scum!

Yes we are a rowdy bunch:


Since we are a new faction, we needed to come up with a new way of torturing and killing our enemies, so i came up with:

Fish-Slapping!

It is basically Bitch-slapping your enemy with some fresh sea fruit until blood pores out there every hole.

So in order to do this one needs a basket of sea fruit:


Some captured Blue coats, don't you think they look like a bunch of hicks and their leaders just some whiny pansies?:


Next up the Green coats pick up a piece of sea fruit, and let the games begin!


A close up action shot, boy that crab's claw in his face must hurt:


And seen from the eyes of the Blue coats, you can already see the blood starting to come out:




So some of you might wonder why i have such a small fish, compared to admiral B whom is slapping his Blue coat with an enormous Octopus...
Well i like things to last, especially when i torture my enemy.


I'd also like to take this chance to thank my buddy Stash2stixx for hooking me up with a green Dollar Bill wig!
I hope you enjoy this one!

[Joey Lock]

I always knew the Captain was never to be trusted by anyone! However its Bluecoats getting slapped so Ill let this pass...

I just noticed, That in the many MOCs people have made of me, no one has my real face!


So does this mean it has now officially turned "Blue" vs "Blue" rather than it being unfair for the Redcoats to be punished even after being battered by the Judges scores?

[Admiral Croissant]

I'm also a greencoat now, so I can laugh about the poor bluecoats This is just a very painful death, but at least theycan try to eat something before they die (if they manage to take a bite of the fish whilst being hit with them) Nice entry, and also the spongebob-minifigs are doing a great job!

Joey: It's GREEN vs. Blue now!

This post has been edited by Admiral Green Buns: 07 September 2009 - 06:34 PM

[Captain Blackmoor]

I actually don't know what to say...
Captain Blue Hair, once a fanatic Bluecoat, what has become of you...

I hope you understand this isn't easily forgotten, revenge will come. I promise.

And still, I really like it. Great idea!
Oh and I like your new haircut too.

[Emperor Claudius Rome]

Wow! A new coat. Glad to see the green is back

[spoiler]Mind giving me some of those SB figs CGH?

[Teddy]

Green coats?
Mr. T?

You crazy fool.

[Captain Zuloo]

Red VS Blue On The Slopes...

I made and photographes this MOC before the results of the last round were known. So it is still Red VS Blue, but I think I would have made a Red VS Blue one anyway.

What I tried to achieve here is an embarrasing situation for the reds without violence.
I have been skiing a lot recently with some friends and I realised how embarrased my mates got when they fell over. Humiliated even. So I thought it would be funny to put some redcoats through the same thing. So here is what I came up with...



A wide shot of my MOC. Probably the most SNOT I've ever used in one creation.




One of the bluecoats comfortably pushing himself down the slope in a crate. Well, there was no reason to waste Blackmoor's banana crate was there?




Well, if ski poles aren't readily available, rifles come in handy. See, this is what's so good about the bluecoats. They are resourceful and they take initiative unlike their silly red counterparts. (Or green for that matter)




Another bluecoat speeding down the slope. And in a bucket too. If he were a redcoat, he wouldn't have thought of a bucket, he'd be on a mere plank of wood!




Uh oh! It looks like the goofy redcoat has run into a problem, or rather, a rock. Take note how all the bluecoats managed to miss it. Stupid redcoats...AGAIN!


I hope you guys like it.

flickr set.

[Admiral Croissant]

Look at the redcoat's face! Good entry capt. Zuloo!
And it doesn't really matter they are not against the greencoats, the bluecoats are, ofcourse, still agains redcoats and greencoats are against ever other coat. It's just about how funny it is, not against which enemy.
Funny and original MOC