~ Day 8 ~
I Hear the Secrets That You Keep
When You're Walking in Your Sleep
Commander Blazer, Admiral Blaire and the team assemble early. Pvt.Wedge Durnkist, Pvt. Terris "Toupée" Bentman and Pvt. Drake Knator aren't among them. No one is really surprised that Pvt. Knator isn't there, not nearly as much as they are when he strolls through the door.
Pvt. Knator: "Morning all!"
Admiral Blaire: "Take your seat, Knator."
Pvt. Knator: "Sorry sir, I didn't mean to be late, I just had a really weird night."
Admiral Blaire: "I know."
Pvt. Knator: "You do?"
Commander Blazer: "Seems it was another eventful night for several of you."
Admiral Blaire: "Indeed it was."
Commander Blazer: "Let's get right to the footage."
Pvt. Knator: "Come on Commander Tinklepants, we've got work to do!"
Commander Blazer: "It seems he was unaware of an assassin lurking in the shadows with a stylish unprinted black Stormtrooper helmet."
Pvt. Knator: "I'm sorry, Commander Tinklepants, I can't see a thing in this helmet. What? No, I didn't hear anything either."
Admiral Blaire: "It seems he was also unaware of the team's appointed executioner sneaking up behind him."
Pvt. Knator: "No, I still don't hear anything. You're getting paranoid!"
Commander Blazer: "Fortunately for him, he's a clutz and drops Commander Tinklepants."
Pvt. Knator: "What are you doing? Why did you jump out of my arms?"
Admiral Blaire: "As he bends over to pick up ... you know who ... the laser bolts fly over his shoulder, narrowly missing his
Unidentified Figure 1: "WOO"
Unidentified Figure 2: "WEE"
Pvt. Knator: "Ok, I did hear something that time..."
Commander Blazer: "As you can see, the assassin and executioner managed to shoot each other. Who says you stormtroopers can't hit anything."
Admiral Blaire: "Not funny."
Commander Blazer: "It was too. A little, at least. Come on, admit it."
Admiral Blaire: "Fine."
Pvt. Knator: "Let me kiss the boo boo! I'll make it up to you later with some extra snuggle time!"
Pvt. Knator: "I still can't see anything in this helmet, but I definitely heard something Commander Tinklepants, I think we'd better go back to our quarters, it could be dangerous out here."
Pvt. Knator: "What? Sure, I'll tell you a bedtime story. Once upon a time there was an evil evil man who wanted to take over a kingdom, so he..."
Pvt. Knator: "Sirs?"
Commander Blazer: "What is it Knator?"
Pvt. Knator: "May I be excused? I think I need to change my shorts."
Admiral Blaire: "Go."
Commander Blazer: "There you have it, folks. It seem that for some unimaginable reason, the Black Sun assassin decided to kill the same person you condemned. As you may recall, that happened once before. I guess it was inevitable that the killers would run into each other eventually, we just didn't expect it to end up like this. Oh well, flip of a coin, you know how it goes."
Admiral Blaire: "I thought it was a d20."
Commander Blazer: "Don't be a nerd."
Admiral Blaire: "Oh, shut up."
Commander Blazer: "We investigated the killers and it turns out that Pvt. Bentman was the one working as a Black Sun killer."
Admiral Blaire: "And Pvt. Durnkist, the randomly chosen executioner, was loyal."
Commander Blazer: "Yes, that's right, every step forward is followed by a step back."
Admiral Blaire: "And now you're left to decide where to step next."
Commander Blazer: "Might as well get right to it, there's still a menace lurking out there in the form of Black Sun, and even without their assassin, I'm sure they are still a threat to the peace of the galaxy."
The Team (In Alphabetical Order)
Pvt. Nester Brand - Played by Milacoll88 (Replacement)
Pvt. Boden Constrek - Played by Bob the Construction Worker
Pvt. Razak Crade - Played by Ricecracker
Edner "Eddie" Flak - Played by Escape the Fate
Pvt. Al Iztad - Played by Alice
Pvt. Drake Knator - Played by Dragonator
Pvt. Danko "Whatshisname" Legovski - Played by Darth Legois
Pvt. Quincy J. Mann - Played by Quarryman
Pvt. Trent "Madman" Maverick - Played by WhiteFang (Replacement)
Dayton Stern - Played by Sir Dillon
Adley "Newbie" Ahm (Black Sun Operative) - Played by Adam
Pvt. Terris "Toupée" Bentman (Black Sun Operative) - Played by Tim Bit
Pvt. Darek Dasner (Loyal) - Played by Da Death Star
Pvt. Signicious Drumthwack (Loyal) - Played by Silent-Sigfig
Pvt.Wedge Durnkist (Loyal) - Played by Wouwie
Widanko "Wiseguy" Fenk (Loyal) - Played by Whitefang
Pvt. Pepper Fletchman (Converted Black Sun Operative) - Played by Professor Flitwick
Pvt. Zariah Phervik (Loyal) - Played by Zepher
Sarge (Loyal) - Played by Stash2Sixx
Sgt. Tong Pincer (Loyal) - Played by Tiny Pies R Us
Pvt. Hincklina Ross (Unknown Allegiance) - Played by Hinckley
Pvt. Ivy Shadowspark (Loyal) - Played by Imperial Shadows