NOTE: You get one picture today.
Future days may get more pictures, but this is awork in progress and I'll do the best I can.
Complainers should refer to the notes at the end of this post.
Galactic Paranoia: Imperials, Day 4
Shadows of the Empire aka The Sith Hits the Fan
Admiral Blaire assembles the team to prepare for a meeting with his superiour, a meeting no one was expecting, most of all, him.
Admiral Blaire: "I am pleased to announce that Grand Admiral Volrik himself will be arriving momentarily to inspire you to greater heights, to lead you on to victory, to ..."
The team: "tell us a joke!"
Admiral Blaire: "... to tell you a joke! WHAT? NO! NOT A JOKE! I made the mistake of telling a joke once in his presence and he killed me."
The team: "Killed you? How could he kill you, you're here! You're daft!"
Admiral Blaire: "Well, he brought me back to life. Apparently, it was the best joke he'd ever heard."
The team: "Tell us!"
Admiral Blaire: "I ... well ..." *looks around* "guess it couldn't hurt ... Ok, so... a Jedi, a Sith, and a Hutt walk into a cantina ..."
A tall, shadowy figure in a cape and eyepatch enters. Everyone is suddenly silent.
(Handsome bugger, silly hat... )
Grand Admiral Volrik: "You're telling that joke again, aren't you?"
Admiral Blaire: "I..."
Grand Admiral Volrik: "It was a very funny joke, it both cost you and saved your life. Don't tell it again, you won't be so lucky."
Admiral Blaire: "I..." *sits down*
Grand Admiral Volrik: "I am Grand Admiral Tantis Volrik. You know that already. I have been Grand Admiral of this sector for a very long time and I am finally tired of wars. It took a while. Whatever the case, we are here to negotiate peace, and someone is working to stop that. If I knew who it was, I'd declare war on them immediately! Er, ahem. The bottom line is that I don't know if they are actually rebels or just troublemakers, BUT I WANT THEM FOUND."
Admiral Blaire: "We're doing the best we can, sir."
Grand Admiral Volrik: "Did I ask you? DID I? NO. SHUT UP AND SIT BACK DOWN." *Volrik waves his hand in Blaire's direction, toppling him over backwards*
Admiral Blaire: "Sir! Yes Sir!" *Blaire gets up and dusts himself off, then quickly takes his seat*
Grand Admiral Volrik: "Much better. Now, here's the situation. I know that there are 2 traitors amongst you, traitors who are looking to stop this peace. I also know that you've managed to kill 2 loyal members of your own team. You're clearly idiots. Sadly, you're the only idiots we've got available right now, so it looks like you'll have to do. I'm going to assign additional tasks to some of you idiots, I expect them followed. If you fail to perform these tasks in a timely manner, I'll shoot you myself. Don't think I won't, I've done it before." *glances over at the Admiral*
Admiral Blaire: "Sir!"
Grand Admiral Volrik: "Heh heh, I remember that Lt. Commander on Handlis 12, the one who kept forgetting to turn off the lights at the end of his shift? BANG. Lights out."
Admiral Blaire: "..."
Grand Admiral Volrik: "Ah good times. Well, that's all for now. I need to go take care of some more pressing matters, we just captured a lovely Twilek dancer, or at least that's what she claims to be. I'm going to find out. Personally."
The team leaves the meeting, not quite sure what just happened, but fairly certain they need to get the job done, and quick.
NOTE 1: ALL PLAYERS WILL VOTE BEFORE THE GAME DAY IS OVER ... OR DIE.
NOTE 2: ALL PLAYERS WITH NIGHT ACTIONS WILL USE THEM ... OR DIE.
NOTE 3: PARTICIPATE ... OR (you guess what'll happen). Go on, guess.
Sarge-Played by Stash2Sixx
Pvt. Zariah Phervik-Played by Zepher
Pvt. Signicious Drumthwack-Played by Silent-Sigfig
Pvt. Nester Brand-Played by Natman8000
Pvt. Drake Knator-Played by Dragonator
Pvt.Wedge Durnkist-Played by Wouwie
Pvt. Terris "Toupée" Bentman-Played by Tim Bit
Pvt. Trent "Madman" Maverick-Played by Trexxen
Pvt. Danko "Whatshisname" Legovski-Played by Darth Legois
Pvt. Pepper Fletchman-Played by Professor Flitwick
Pvt. Boden Constrek-Played by Bob the Construction Worker
* There are two sides: Imperials and Rebels
* Only Imperials may post in the Imperial Topic
* Members of both sides must keep up with the events occurring in both topics
* Winning is going to be more complicated than expected. Kill your opponents, then see what happens.
* Voting will be done by PM as done in Baritones II and will be done during the day, and the day only
* The day will end exactly 3 real days from this post.
* To be condemned, someone must receive a majority of votes
* All OOC stuff should be in the discussion thread
* Do not edit your post. At all.
* Notice: Voting MUST be done during the day. Votes after the day has ended will NOT be accepted.