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#1 DoubleT

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Posted 08 November 2005 - 09:04 PM

Quick Wizard Jokes.......

Q. Why did the mummie sing on stage?
A. He wanted to be a wrap star!

Q. What did the ghost cook for dessert?
A. Booberry pie

Q.  Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?
A.  They’re afraid of flying off the handle!

Q.  Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A.  Dayscare centers.

Q.  Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A.  His ghoul friend.

Q.  What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A.  I Scream.

Q.  What do witches put on their hair?
A.  Scare spray.

Q.  What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A.  Bamboo.

Q.  What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
A.  Boo boos.

Q.  Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A.  They’re good at keeping things under wraps.

Q.  How did the ghost patch his sheet?
A.  With a pumpkin patch.

Q.  What is as sharp as a vampires fang?
A.  His other fang.

Q.  Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
A.  Because you can see right through him.

Q.  What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?
A.  Hello, hello.

Q.  What do you find at the end of everything?
A.  The letter “g”

Knock knock
Q.  Who’s there?
A.  Stupid
Stupid who
Stupid you
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Posted 08 November 2005 - 09:12 PM

DoubleT, on Nov 8 2005, 09:04 PM, said:

Q.  What do you find at the end of everything?
A.  The letter “g”

Knock knock
Q.  Who’s there?
A.  Stupid
Stupid who
Stupid you
  :|  I guess you added these in for comical value! ;)

Some really lame jokes there TT, hopefully they will make someone laugh! :P

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Posted 08 November 2005 - 09:22 PM

Well if people smile in the end... all is good............bad or joke alike ;) *twisted*
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Posted 08 November 2005 - 09:41 PM

:^D I died from the hilarity........then I remembered Batman was coming out so now I built a new body out of lego....
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Posted 08 November 2005 - 10:05 PM

lol, very... interesting jokes thankyou TT :D

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Posted 08 November 2005 - 10:51 PM

*satis*  he he.. it was worth a try.....  *twisted*
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Posted 08 November 2005 - 11:09 PM

I think my wizard Yoda should invente a potion to make TT funny !!!  :D  :P

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Posted 08 November 2005 - 11:12 PM

A career in comedy dosent await you my friend :-D  ;)

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Posted 08 November 2005 - 11:16 PM

Heeeey be nice or you will be modded  *twisted*
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Posted 09 November 2005 - 01:27 PM

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Q. What is as sharp as a vampires fang?
A. His other fang.

:^D

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Posted 19 November 2005 - 07:05 PM

Some nice jokes, indeed!

vader316, on Nov 8 2005, 11:12 PM, said:

A career in comedy dosent await you my friend :-D  ;)
I agree with vader316, you do not have a career as comedian! *bad luck*  :'(
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#12 DoubleT

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Posted 19 November 2005 - 07:23 PM

Hmmmm nicely said....................  :'(

And just want to make clear theese jokes aint mine..... A joke works if it puts a smile on your face..... and i think they did..
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Posted 19 November 2005 - 08:37 PM

Are you taken for the new show "comic academy"  :D  :P  ????

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Posted 19 November 2005 - 08:41 PM

tsk tsk...................... nope from www.emmaempire.net

Be nice...... 8-|
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Posted 22 November 2005 - 03:11 PM

Since TT is not posting anymore hilarious jokes, I shall do my best to entertain you all  :P  ;)

There's this Wizard who worked in a factory. Everything was satisfactory except that miscreants, taking advantage of his good nature, would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the following sign: "This parking space belongs to the Wizard. ... Violators will be toad."

If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?
Out for the count!

Where did the witch get her furniture?
From the ideal gnome exhibition!

What's the witches favourite pop group?
Broomski Beat!

What is evil and ugly on the inside and green on the outside?
A witch dressed as a cucumber!

How can you tell when a witch is really ugly?
When a wasp stings her it closes his eyes!

Don't worry there are plenty more to come  :D  :P



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