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[Shadows]

Halloween Month Caption Contest

What would an event month be without a caption contest? Well, it'd be an event month without a caption contest. That said, it's more fun with one, isn't it? Of course it is!

The rules are simple: Post up to 3 captions for this picture by October 30th. A caption can be anything from one line to a whole story, it's up to you!

Is there a prize? You betcha! Well... no. Ok, there is, sort of. Not really though. Oh, just post captions and have fun and maybe you'll win something like a title or tag for a while. I'm not really sure. That's the fun of it, it's like trick or treating, you never know what you'll get. Or not. You get the idea.

[Scouty]

1- "Specimen A, a woman...that is an orc. Shall we proceed??"

2.- "And the winner of this fine....horrible lady is...Frankenstein! Congratulations Frankenstein, she's yours forever!"

3.- Woman- "I bet I look pretty now! Where's a mirror??"

[Squeaker]

Is it okay if it's a little scenario with three quotes in it?
Frankenstein:"Honey, are you sure you want to go with the surgery? I love you the way you are."
Doc:"Common, I wanna cut something already!"*snickers twitchilly*
Drunken guy:"Hey... guys, I just *hic* cut the cheese! It smells like *hic* your wife looks"

[Shadows]

Squeaker, on Oct 11 2008, 01:05 AM, said:

Is it okay if it's a little scenario with three quotes in it?

Sure. No matter how many lines it is, if it's meant to go together it counts as one caption. Therefore, you could do two more if you wanted. I'll update the rules to make that clearer.

[randomparrot]

Doctor-"Lets see how we did"

woman-"mirror"

woman-(shouting)"mirror"

The woman looks into the mirror and starts crying then starts maniacly laughing


I was going for this batman scene

[Darkest Hope]

Grandma was angry, Franky and his friends had tread mud into the carpet...

So, er, that's all I could come up with...
<DH>

[Skinny Boy]

Frankenstein finally had a date for the Prom.

[pr0visorak]

Doctor:I now pronounce you monster and monstress!You may now kiss the monstress.

Frankenstin:Yessar!Come on givee mee a smoochee!

Best man/old man:I love these happy and disgusting moments!

Monstress:EWWW! Who would want to kiss an ugly guy like you!

Frankenstin:Buut..buut...

Best man/old man:Look whose talking!

[VBBN]

Caption 1
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Doctor: Damn.

Caption 2
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Troll Woman: Now why did you give me a pink dress?!?! And is this hair color even an official Lego color?!?!

Caption 3
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Frankenstine: Glad I wasn't on that table, 'cause I'd be really ugly.

[WisrthanU]

Hunch- Gewd enuff fer me!

[Pencoin]

1. Victim - My face feels funny
Doctor - We had to do some plastic surgery.

2. Orc Commander: Status report trooper
Orc: I have succesfully infiltrated the humans base

3. Scientist: Now pick which one you want to eat the orc, that failed experiment or the rat on the floor.
Peasent: Can I have that cabbage on your head?

[Skinny Boy]

Scientist: Now then. Lie down, and we'll get that anti-christ out before it can be born.

[hewkii9]

I only have one caption right now, but here goes -

Exo-Force haired scientist: "And zat is how ve style ze hair!!"

Edited by hewkii9, 11 October 2008 - 04:13 PM.

[samthelegoman1]

Story:
IGOR the hunch:"We are gathered here today to join Doctor Floop and the daughter of Frankenstein, Screwella, in unholy matrimony.  "Speak now, or forever hold your peace..."
Rat:  "I object!"
Everyone: "gasp!"

Edited by samthelegoman1, 11 October 2008 - 04:40 PM.

[Cyclone Titan]

1: Frankenstein finally discovered what love was, and the old hermit discovered that he was 200 years into the future.

2:

Frankensteins monster: It's allliiiiive!
Frankenstein: No, thats my line.
Monster: Mine!
Frankenstein: No, mine!
(They have a fight)
Hermit: Actually, its my line.

3:

Frankensteins monsters wife: Mumble, mumble!
Frankenstein: What?
Wife: Mumble!
Frankenstein: Who did what?
Wife (thinking): That idiot! He sewed my mouth on wrong!

CT

[Wout]

Dr. Frankenstein to female orc:
"With this restyling you can win America's next topmodel"
Hunchback against Monster:
"She was already a annoying brat, but now her looks are also good."

Caption 2:

The orc king feels himself really strange when he wokes up after that strong wine he drunk from Dr. Frankenstein.

Edited by Wout, 11 October 2008 - 06:34 PM.

[Ivanhoe]

Caption:

All the men were hesitant to see who the father really was, but the good doctor most of all.

[Bob]

Doctor: Did the plastic surgery come out as you wanted it to?
Patient: Why do I feel even uglier then before?

[Freddie]

Despite the heavy makeover and plastic surgery, Ricky discovered that she was still flat-chested.

[Adam]

I'll update this post with more captions later, but for now, it is just one:

It wasn't the best episode of House, but it was certainly a dramatic one.

Second Caption:

Hermit in the back: Bye bye bonus.

Edited by Adam, 12 October 2008 - 12:51 AM.

[Zorro]

Frankenstein monster: She sooo beautifull... me wants her...

Dr. Frankenstein: FINALLY she is ready ! Soon I will have done the impossible !
She will carry the very first dead child to walk this earth and that will be born from two dead parents... The ultimate prove there is no God...
Everything can be made by science, even life if you have the right parts and knowledge !

Assistant: Err...Doc, aren't the both of them made up from many different bodies? So what will the dead unborn look like ?

Dr. Frankenstein: Good question, my assistant, I think the monster will have no DNA at all, except for the strings I will give to the embryo when it is conceived...to make it....more...resistant...yes.
No one knows what it will look like...

Assistant: And if it doesn't work out, then at least old Frankemud will have had his fun.

Frankenstein monster: Yes, me want fun, me want fun now !!!

Dr. Frankenstein: It will be very interesting to watch that as well...how will he behave with parts of a dozen people in him ?

Frankenstein monster:  You not do watchie me ! I dunno want you watchie me !

Assistant: Actually I am not so certain I even want to watch that, docter.

Dr. Frankenstein: Everything for the science !!! You will both do as I say ! Now get started you freak ! Or do you want some foreplay ???

Frankenstein monster: Actually me have nothing to play with...if fell off into toilet yesterday...me told you...

Dr. Frankenstein: DAMNED, I knew I forgot something... I need a fresh replacement part  ! ASSISTANT, COME HERE !!!

Assistant: (While running away): I'll be right back after I fed the chickens !

Dr. Frankenstein: But we have no chickens ??

Assistant: Oh..., well... then I will first buy some...

Edited by zorro3999, 13 October 2008 - 12:21 AM.

[AgentRick57]

1. The newest recipient of Extreme Makeover: Halloween Edition gets more than she bargained for.

2. Thorg the peasant then realised that the mob with torches and pitchforks was going to be after the honeymoon.

3.Dr. Mindbender's afteryears when he left Cobra for something better.

[Squeaker]

"Electro man, bunny ears are SO five years ago"

[hollisbrick]

Caption one
Blind dates on Halloween never end well.

[castlestrike666]

Dr. Argo (green hair): I'm soo hungry! Why not eating that tasty rat!?

Frankenstein thinks: "I prefer that tasty little orc! Look at that pretty face... Mmmmm"

Beggar: I just want a place to sleep  

Lady Orc thinks with a tiny voice: "help   ....."