Welcome to EB News Reviews! I'm your host, Lord Reginald Horatio Pendragon III, but you can call me Shadows. This will be a special surprise for all of you, as we will presenting our 4th installment of EB News Reviews LIVE from the past! Yes, it's another one of my time travel plots, just shut up.
In this episode, oh forget it. They're rolling their eyes at me, and if I say the next part, I'll lose what little credibility I have left.
Please Shadows? I hear we're getting a pay bonus on this one for hazardous duty and he isn't in it at all.
He isn't? Oh, well then!
Tonight, in a very special episode, we will re-visit one of the greatest historical moments in Crown Kingdom, when Sir Stauder the Great, brave leader of the Guardian Knights led his Kingdom to victory in an epic struggle of good versus evil, not entirely unlike when our own Staudie has to comb his hair in the morning and can't get the two sides to match. Left side, good, right side, evil!
So, with all of that in mind, I think it's time to get this show on the road. Are you ready, WhiteFang?
Ready as I ever am.
Then away we go! *casts a quick spell with a flourish, a puff of smoke and a cheese sandwich*
Name: Castle Advent Calender
Theme: LEGO /Holiday / Christmas / Advent Calender
*In the middle of nowhere*
My head is getting cluttered with colorful pictures.
These must be some mirage or hallucination due to our dimensional lag. We'll be there soon. Now, for the final lap!
Featured set: Castle Advent Calender 2008
Rear box's image
24 Gifts with different surprise
*CLANG BANGGGG BOOOM*
Ouch! My head is hurt. Stop moving.. The camera is about to roll.. Why is this wierdo with a microphone standing beside me?
I a-m Sir Stau-der, lea-der of the Gu-ardian K-nights. Bo-th of you a-re intr-uding my k-in-gd-om, are-n't yo-u?
I can't take his accent.... It's too difficult for me to understand anything.
No problem, I have a tool for just such an occasion, it almost makes him sound like he can speak English. Translator ON!
I am Sir Stauder, leader of.....
Would you stop moving around?
Oh, hello Shadows, it has been a long time!
You know him already?
Yeah, he'll save my life eventually.
Eventually? It hasn't happened yet?
No, and when he does... well, I'll explain later.
Here we are, EB News Reviews: Medieval Edition!
Welcome travelers from far distant land. May I invite you to my humble castle in this Northern Highlands... Here we are, we have reached the mini-eastern gate.
Don't you think he looks a little like Staudie?
That's his great-great-great (insert a lot of greats here) grandfather. His face may looks like Staudie but Staudie can't speak perfect English like him
It's because we are wearing the translators. It seemed our camera boys are in proper disguise too.
This is our town square and....Look at that pretty maiden over there.
Hello there. Let me use my charm to seduce her over.
Get out of here, you pesky little rat! Take THIS, and THIS and THAT!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I am not a rat!! Help me!!!
This is where our archers train our marksman. One shot one kill.. Impressive, aren't they?
Impressive? I think my
Jolly well, Sir WhiteFang. Let the challenge begins...
Give your best shot!
Sir Stauder, you may quit the challenge if you want...
Quit yapping and start aiming.
Here goes nothing!!
Where is my red plume??
You owed us a fiesta..
That will be evening's dinner..
Where have you gone to?
I was jogging around Town Square earlier. This is an impressive mining area.
Indeed, we hired the dwarves to mine for gold and precious metal for our kingdom's funding.
You sure have a big chamber to yourself alone... This armor looks fitting for me.
Stop messing around with it. That is my spare armor in case of any emergency. What kind of emergency will that be!
My lord, someone has attacked the western gates..
Here we go!
Time to execute my evil master plan! It's good that I have enough budget to rent this little shanty outside the gates.. My minions, rise and attack!!
Our mistress has issued the command of attack.. Let's charge!!!!
*THE WESTERN GATE IS UNDER ATTACK*
Hey guys.. The crops are all over the place. I wonder what had happened here...
Hi there! Are you suffering from hunger? You look awful green... Both of you, why are you as thin as a skeleton? That is because, there are skeletons and orcs!
I will save all of you from these foul creatures! Everyone, let's retreat! Crazy man with a crossbow cart is charging at us...
I am going to get rid of you, evil witch for disturbing the peace which my citizens are enjoying.. Eat my lightning bolt!
I won't be easily stopped by that pathetic lightning bolt!
Eat my twin blades!
I will blast you to pieces, nosey parker!
I had ran out of mana. Time for me to sneak out!
Ahhhhhhhhhhh, I am going to get you, evil witch!
OH MY GOD!
You are such a silly witch. Fell into your own stew... That's the end of you.... Or is it?
Actually, no. She'll come back, try to kill me, you'll save me then she'll curse your whole family with decreasing intelligence. By the time we meet Staudie, he'll be dumber than that jester you have around here. Oh man, I'd almost forgotten about him...
I am so glad everyone is safe.
I had close encounters with those pesky undead. That was a bad experience
Enough war for one day, let's make merry with beer and food.. I had asked my in-house Jester to come in and entertain us with his jokes..
When "Hinckley" and "Sinner" come together? What do you call them?
Hinck and Sin?
Nope! It's called the "Walrus and the Whacker."
Geez, what kind of crappy joke was that? And people complain about my jokes... Oh, and it's the "Whacker and the Walrus". He'll kill you if he doesn't get top billing.
Guess it's time for us to head home. Let's take a group picture of our cast and the advent characters before we head for a commerical break. That's all everyone. Overall, we felt that this is a set which has great potential with wonderful parts and accessories. More importantly, there are great minifigs such as the Jester and the Maiden which are exclusive to this set only. Therefore, we strongly recommend you guys pick up this set.. See you soon!
Everyone, thanks for viewing! Hope you had enjoyed it. I will bring you another exciting, interactive and informative review soon, here exclusive, only on EB News Reviews!