NOTE:All humor in this comic is not ment to be offensive in any way.
The Characters: (and the names that will appear in the dialouge)
Commander Jack (Jack)
Admiral Adam (Adam)
Shock Trooper (Trooper)
Jessa Ventra (Jessa)
Clone Pilot 214 (214)
And here... we.... go.
Adam: Hold up, Jack.
Jack: Morning Admiral, what can I do for you?
Adam: Well, Jack, I have been evaluating your performance lately.
Jack: Oh? And?
Adam: I fear you have been losing too many of the personal clones I've sent you
into battle with.
Jack: Oh, really? How many have died, really?
Adam: Well, lets just look at this flashback I've prepared solely for this comic...
Adam: Let's see, there's that stealth mission...
Adam: There's that Jungle invasion mission...
Adam: Then there's that time you attacked a Droid base...
Adam: And really, who can forget the time you used a clone as a wingman
in a direct attack on a full droid fleet...
Jack: Oh, come on, that was a great plan, he just got in the way of a stray
blast! If he would have moved a litlle to the right, it would have passed him!
Adam:Oh well. The more important matter is, the Jedi Council has decided
to give you a Padawan. We agreed someone you can train is a better asset
than a disposable Clone.
Jack: Very well. I suppose I can pass on some techniques to him.
Adam: Actually, its a she. Come on in, Jessa!
Jack: Wait, what?
Adam: Jack, meet your new Padawan, Jessa.
Jack: Uhh........ Hi?
Adam: On another note, Jack, there is one Clone I can spare for your use.
Adam: This is Clone Pilot 214. He is a top pilot, although he has some slight defects.
Jack: Oh, God, what now.....
Adam: 214's main defect is his strange skin color defect.
Jack: Hmm, that is strange.
Adam: The only other defect is he's British.
(Cue record rippig sound!)
214: Hey there, mate? Want to grab a spot o' tea after this?
Jack: No, not again! I will never go back to England!
214: Blimey, why does every bloody person I say that to run away?
Is it so wierd that I like tea?
Adam: Its a long story, buddy. Trust me.
Adam: Let's just say he had a bad experience last time he was
in England, okay?
Edited by Dark Sword Ragnarok, 25 July 2008 - 08:29 PM.