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HOLY WHACKING WALRUSES BATMAN!
The mayor of a neighboring town, Sinner, who is a walrus known for His incredibly brutal Whackings Visited Albrickuerque while on the way back to his town today. One of our reporters Fell afoul of this seafaring Mayor, and was attacked leading to a Fractured arm, a sprained neck and a large dent in his skull.
What do you think?
Edited by Hinckley, 15 February 2008 - 12:59 AM.