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#1501 Chuck

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Posted 16 April 2006 - 11:38 PM

*still in a cell block*

Hello???


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#1502 xwingyoda

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Posted 16 April 2006 - 11:44 PM

Ah yes L2K, sorry this "testing phase" is taking so long but all nurses are too occupied to celebrate our 100th page in my "cabin" !!

I shall come back to you once the party is over !!!

GM  *yoda*

#1503 Vader

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Posted 16 April 2006 - 11:48 PM

Ahhh yes GM we forgot all about the tests, ah well he can stay put for now.............perhaps it would be wise to send down a yub yub burger for the prisoner...................make sure its placed outside of his cell out of arms lenth....................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

#1504 xwingyoda

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Posted 16 April 2006 - 11:58 PM

GM  *yoda*  to Lord  *vader*

Ah yes I need to feed the "guest" !! I shall treat him like that until further notice by the medical staff !! My pet Gary already has his idea, but its too soon to mention it !! Meow yourself Gary !!!

GM  *yoda*  out

#1505 Vader

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 12:15 AM

Gm i do hope you havent given gary too much booze.............i still remember the last time he got drunk..........even the cleaner troops refused to clean up the mess..................

#1506 xwingyoda

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 12:22 AM

Well my Lord I think its ok, he just bangs his eyeballs together screaming Meow !!! He shall be fine !! I mean he lived with that nerd Spongebob and Patrick for way too long !! He needs to party a little bit hehe

GM  *yoda*  out

#1507 captaintau

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 12:24 AM

View Postxwingyoda, on Apr 17 2006, 12:44 AM, said:

Ah yes L2K, sorry this "testing phase" is taking so long but all nurses are too occupied to celebrate our 100th page in my "cabin" !!

What! What am I doing? Cabin, eh?

#1508 Vader

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 12:27 AM

GM dont cover for him........i know it was him that trashed that hotel room on cloud city..........

#1509 Dino_Bot

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 05:19 AM

*is now working for the rebelscum*

Here are their plans to expand this thread, Milady, Leia...

#1510 Vader

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 08:40 AM

Lord  *vader*  to GM  *yoda* ................

It seems more rebels are coming out of hiding...................Perhaps its time for a good old recruitment drive........... or a good old hunt......................

#1511 yoda601

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 08:51 AM

*Crash lands into the Star Destroyer's hangar*

-Transmission for Lord Vader and Rogue Yoda-

When you left me to die on Endor, I was taken by the ewoks! They held be in captivity and used me as a slave for various months. Then I remembered that my cell was made of thin tree branches, and I soon punched myself out. Luckily there were a few rebels on teh planet, for business. It may seem unlucky, but how else was I to escape?

I was able to succesfuly become a rebel (in deceit, of course) and they gave me access to all their ships. So, when they're all sleeping, I take the fastest, strongest ship and leave remote explosives in theirs. They follow me into space, and when they think they have me I explode them; all with the touch of a button.

And now I have luckily found your star destroyer, my Lord. I demand a raise!

*faints from malnutrition*

#1512 Dino_Bot

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 10:22 AM

*is STILL a Rebelscum*


Teh TIE army will fall at teh hands of Rogue Squadron!


*Flies an A-wing, and tires not to crash into a Star Destroyer's cockpit*

#1513 Vader

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 02:58 PM

Lord  *vader*  to GM *yoda* ....

It seems that our old trooprer Yoda601 has returned.....he has reported that he was left to die on endor........what is the meaning of this???????

#1514 xwingyoda

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 03:08 PM

GM  *yoda*  to Lord  *vader*

Our previous Endor Admin (aka Yoda601) disappeared when the attacked on Endor occured. We have searched for him for a long time !!

I asked Dillon, our new Endor Admin (since Yoda601 was MIA) to search for him but he remained unfoundable !!

Now all suddenly he crashed into my ISD, destroying Hangar Docking Bay N4 !!!

I immediately took him to the infirmary (the room next to L2K btw) for a complete check up and fed him with a couple of Yub Yub Burger !! I cannot wait for a serious debrief !! If he is lying, I shall blast his head in a glimpse !!

I shall come back to you my Lord as soon as I have some information regarding that weird situation !!

GM  *yoda*  out !!

#1515 Vader

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 03:14 PM

Excellent GM.................I do hope for his sake that he isnt lying to us.......................

How goes the tests on L2000???................Do you have any new information on him???

#1516 Sir Dillon

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 03:24 PM

Dillon to GM *yoda*

Yes, unfortunately those rebel scum destroyed our great decoy base! They also killed all the captured rebels we were using as decoy soldiers.  >:-)
It is very good that we decided to not show VM the location of the 'real' base. He was probably just a spy all along.

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#1517 xwingyoda

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 03:37 PM

GM  *yoda*  to Dillon

Yes Indeed !! Our decoy tactic worked perfectly !! Even though we have to rebuild a base, its a secondary base and NOT the major one !!

Dillon, arrange for the construction of another "decoy" base !! We will need it in the future !!

Secrecy and fear shall prevail !!

GM  *yoda*  out !!

#1518 Sir Dillon

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 03:44 PM

Dillon to GM *yoda*

Yes sir! We'll begin work on it right away!

Dillon out!
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#1519 xwingyoda

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 03:44 PM

GM  *yoda*  to Lord  *vader*

My Lord, I cannot answer your question regarding L2K since our nurses are still recovering from yesterday's huge party !! And what a party it was !! I cannot find Gary !! He was so drunk he lost himself in that huge ISD he doesn't really know yet !! What a stupid snail !!!
Anyhow L2K will not go anywhere !!

I just asked Dillon to start reconstruction of a "decoy" base on Endor immediatly !!

I will come back to you as soon as I have some more news My Darkness !!

GM  *yoda*  Out.

#1520 Vader

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 04:03 PM

GM..........Regarding Gary......how can i put this???? hmmmmmm it seems that after viewing your holo logs this morning that gary was last seen heading towards your ships kitchen, he was possibly on his way to grab another yub yub burger......

Which would of been fine however it seems that the cheif reported that a large drum of intergalactic salt had been spilt............he requested a clean up crew BUT they were all a bit tipsy......

Therefore it didnt get cleaned up and Gary was last seen entering the kitchen and since the salt was right behind the door........... Do you see where im going with this????

#1521 xwingyoda

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 04:19 PM

GM  *yoda*  to Lord  *vader*

My Lord, I have no idea where you are going with this  ;-)

I found Gary drinking like crazy in the ISD toilet !! Go figure !!

GM  *yoda*  Out !!

#1522 Vader

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 04:50 PM

Ahhhhh then it seems that he was able to navigate the salt and claim his burgers.............

I do hope L2000 enjoyed looking at his burger last night...............After that im sure he will tell you anything you want to know................

#1523 Dino_Bot

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 11:34 PM

*I'm a Rebelscum, and while they're being distracted, I pilot my A-Wing and destroy one of their Star Destroyers*


Go rebelscum!

#1524 Vader

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 11:41 PM

Sigh...........

Lord  *vader*  to Rebel dog Mutley...................

Are you slipping something into your pilots drinks again?????????????? This poor rebel fool thinks that his teeny weeny A-Wing could take down a SD.................

Foolish Rebel..............

#1525 vahkimetru

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 11:55 PM

DB, I feel bad you have to hear this nonesense! Vader has no idea that those teeny weenys can outrun and outgun a TIE, and that there are hundreds headed your way to help you!



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