"The Tie Army Wants YOU"
Posted 16 April 2006 - 11:48 PM
Posted 16 April 2006 - 11:58 PM
Ah yes I need to feed the "guest" !! I shall treat him like that until further notice by the medical staff !! My pet Gary already has his idea, but its too soon to mention it !! Meow yourself Gary !!!
GM *yoda* out
Posted 17 April 2006 - 08:51 AM
-Transmission for Lord Vader and Rogue Yoda-
When you left me to die on Endor, I was taken by the ewoks! They held be in captivity and used me as a slave for various months. Then I remembered that my cell was made of thin tree branches, and I soon punched myself out. Luckily there were a few rebels on teh planet, for business. It may seem unlucky, but how else was I to escape?
I was able to succesfuly become a rebel (in deceit, of course) and they gave me access to all their ships. So, when they're all sleeping, I take the fastest, strongest ship and leave remote explosives in theirs. They follow me into space, and when they think they have me I explode them; all with the touch of a button.
And now I have luckily found your star destroyer, my Lord. I demand a raise!
*faints from malnutrition*
Posted 17 April 2006 - 03:08 PM
Our previous Endor Admin (aka Yoda601) disappeared when the attacked on Endor occured. We have searched for him for a long time !!
I asked Dillon, our new Endor Admin (since Yoda601 was MIA) to search for him but he remained unfoundable !!
Now all suddenly he crashed into my ISD, destroying Hangar Docking Bay N°4 !!!
I immediately took him to the infirmary (the room next to L2K btw) for a complete check up and fed him with a couple of Yub Yub Burger !! I cannot wait for a serious debrief !! If he is lying, I shall blast his head in a glimpse !!
I shall come back to you my Lord as soon as I have some information regarding that weird situation !!
GM *yoda* out !!
Posted 17 April 2006 - 03:24 PM
Yes, unfortunately those rebel scum destroyed our great decoy base! They also killed all the captured rebels we were using as decoy soldiers. >:-)
It is very good that we decided to not show VM the location of the 'real' base. He was probably just a spy all along.
Posted 17 April 2006 - 03:37 PM
Yes Indeed !! Our decoy tactic worked perfectly !! Even though we have to rebuild a base, its a secondary base and NOT the major one !!
Dillon, arrange for the construction of another "decoy" base !! We will need it in the future !!
Secrecy and fear shall prevail !!
GM *yoda* out !!
Posted 17 April 2006 - 03:44 PM
My Lord, I cannot answer your question regarding L2K since our nurses are still recovering from yesterday's huge party !! And what a party it was !! I cannot find Gary !! He was so drunk he lost himself in that huge ISD he doesn't really know yet !! What a stupid snail !!!
Anyhow L2K will not go anywhere !!
I just asked Dillon to start reconstruction of a "decoy" base on Endor immediatly !!
I will come back to you as soon as I have some more news My Darkness !!
GM *yoda* Out.
Posted 17 April 2006 - 04:03 PM
Which would of been fine however it seems that the cheif reported that a large drum of intergalactic salt had been spilt............he requested a clean up crew BUT they were all a bit tipsy......
Therefore it didnt get cleaned up and Gary was last seen entering the kitchen and since the salt was right behind the door........... Do you see where im going with this????
Posted 17 April 2006 - 04:50 PM
I do hope L2000 enjoyed looking at his burger last night...............After that im sure he will tell you anything you want to know................
Posted 17 April 2006 - 11:41 PM
Lord *vader* to Rebel dog Mutley...................
Are you slipping something into your pilots drinks again?????????????? This poor rebel fool thinks that his teeny weeny A-Wing could take down a SD.................
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