Col. Brik Posted September 20, 2015 Mission: Extract gold from lava flows on Guinevere A-06 Tags: Kawashita, Guinevere, Time to make the donuts, so to speak. The bosses sent us to the gold rich planet of Guinevere and it looks like gold is on their minds. We have a small processing facility located on the planet. The idea is to use the lava nearby and flow it into the line. Then mix the gold we find with the lava, which burns off the impurities. After it is pure, solid gold we shape it into bricks for transport and use. "Hmmm, this section seems to be plugging up, let me just un jam it with my purity extractor. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" "Dang it man! You should know not to get that close to the lava, the temperatures are dangerously high and volatile! "Not another.....ok, stuff him in a transport box. I really don't feel like filling out more TPS reports for a red shirt." "Ok, mark these two crates "MANTIS ONLY" so when we need to do some trading they can deal with disposal." "Sir, is that the Kawashita way? Honor? Pride? All that?" "He is a red shirt, it's all good." "Sir, I need to talk to you about my vacation time.....I ah.....have a mother sick......my alien needs to go to the Vet.....I think I left a stove on..." "Red shirt.....if you operated a stove you would already be gone." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rodiziorobs Posted September 21, 2015 Ha ha! Hilarious way of dealing with accident reports... Great build, as well, very effective, especially the minifig poses Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vedauwoo Posted September 21, 2015 This is why I make it a point to never wear a Red Shirt..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andromedas Gates Posted September 24, 2015 The judges awarded you 3 points. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LittleJohn Posted September 24, 2015 Very nice, I like all the crates around Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpacerSteve Posted September 24, 2015 (edited) Poor red shirts! That was a funny build. Got a good laugh out of it. That was a very MANTIS thing of you to do. Sure you are in the right faction? Edited September 24, 2015 by SpacerSteve Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
