pombe Posted August 31, 2015 (edited) Builder’s note: While building this, I was researching a good design for a bed/bunk, and lo and behold, soccerkid6 posts a gorgeous Cat B entry with a bed/bunk design too good not to steal...so I stole his design. Tags: AG, Octan Aboard the Axle… Thanks everyone for coming. We’re here because I wanted to give you a tour of our new personal transport ship, the one built for us to deal with the threat from Andromeda’s core. Don’t we already have a personal transport ship? Yeah…that one sucks. Here’s our new ride! No, it doesn’t look like a giant bird ate a box and died. Kerling meinfretr bqllr! No, it doesn’t look like that either. Why is it black? Isn’t our primary color white? It’s so nobody can see us in the depths of space. Sir, space combat takes place over tens of thousands of kilometers. Nobody actually sees their targets in space, we detect them via their energy signatures or other non-visual means. Sue, have you ever seen a ninja? Stop, don’t answer that! Don’t listen to him! No, sir, I can’t say I have. Ah crap. That’s because they wear black. I see. Hello! That doesn’t make sense! Why can we see the ship then?!?! Anyway, here is the cargo bay, where we can store our vehicles and alien specimens, and it can serve as transport for personnel, as well. Right now, it is carrying two dreadnought suits that Big Z build for us. You climb up this ladder to reach the second level, with access to the cockpit… …a control center, a restroom, a kitchenette, and four bunks. This ship has plenty of room for the six of us! Six of us? There are only five. Oh, that’s right, let me introduce the new member of the team, Normal Guy. hELlo Klik! Wait, what? He was following me around the Axle, and I decided that I should take him under my wing and help him find a girlfriend. Ethel’s already shot him down, so I figured I’d try with you and Sue. HeY kliK LADieS! He’s all yours Eshey. No no no no no no…he gives me the heebie jeebies. Oh, you two have already become intimate? I dated a girl once who gave me the heebie jeebies, I had to go to a physician to get it treated. You should get it looked at. What?! No! That’s gross! Yeah, the heebie jeebies gave me all these sores on my… No, I meant he’s not my boyfriend! No need to be embarrassed, Eshey. Just make sure to put up a sign and we’ll give you privacy in the bunks. KLik AW yEaH!!! Anyways, I’ve already decided on a name for our ship. The O.T.C. “Gear”? Blatqnn beiskaldi bacraut? It’s going to be something stupid. The O.T.C. “Mojito Madness”! Let’s get on board, everyone, and take her out for a test drive! Next: Edited March 23, 2017 by pombe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpacerSteve Posted August 31, 2015 Excellent ship and a funny story. I busted up at the ninja part. The one problem with it is it has too much red on it. Replace the red with more green/lime green and you will be good to go Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deraven Posted August 31, 2015 That is the greatest Bird-Ate-a-Box-and-Died Class ship I've ever seen! Nice build with the interior details crammed in, and fun story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tomsche Posted August 31, 2015 HliariOUs StorY *klik* anD a gREat buiLD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MontyPython Posted August 31, 2015 Great build and really enjoyable story! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jody Meyer Posted August 31, 2015 As always, awesome job, great story, I see klik is sleeping by himself...maybe in time...good job Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LittleJohn Posted August 31, 2015 Fantastic work! The way you angled the cockpit looks amazing, and I love the interior too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kodan Black Posted August 31, 2015 I love the new ship. Great that you seem to be the only one to give people a bathroom! As always the dialogue and humor are top notch! That second floor is very well laid out and nice that you even gave them windows. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goatman461 Posted August 31, 2015 (edited) hilarious dialogue as usual. I do think Pombe would have skipped the bunks and just forced everybody to sleep on an extra large rotating bed (for convenience). the red windshield really makes that cockpit look cool. "old hag stinkfart penis?" edit: the second one is even worse Edited August 31, 2015 by goatman461 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shmails Posted August 31, 2015 That interior is fantastic! The control room and the sleeping quarters really came out well. Not a big fan of so much black on an Octan vehicle, but I get wanting to be stealthy! Nice work man! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccoyed Posted August 31, 2015 Great story and interesting looking ship. Phear the half-naked crew of the chicken-box ship. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Tyrus Posted September 1, 2015 Great dialogue, as always, nice stealthy ship! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Umbra-Manis Posted September 1, 2015 Excellent ship and a funny story. I busted up at the ninja part. The one problem with it is it has too much red on it. Replace the red with more green/lime green and you will be good to go Absolutely! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andromedas Gates Posted September 3, 2015 The judges awarded you 7 points. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
