"Kill Jar Jar" Contest Entries
Posted 30 June 2007 - 01:59 PM
like I said in the contest main thread, this entry thread is solely for entries, and I shall delete any posts that are not an entry !! Lets keep it clean my padawans. So direct any questions, comments and what have you in the contest main thread
I shall edit my post in order to add my entry when its done hehe
Can’t wait to see you entries !!
RIP Jar Jar On !!
Posted 30 June 2007 - 05:56 PM
I fit 2 plates together to get 8x8 i hope this isnt important !
A Droid Speeder broke down and the droid flys above and 1 hand sticked in :P and he tries to survive , as you can see ^^
I made an Anakin who kills jar jar like he did this @ count dooku ! with 2 sabers ! :-P
Jar jar's head flys through air and a hungry crocodile is happy to see his food flying in air :-P
Poor Jar jar :'-)
I hope 3 pics. are allowed ... ( sorry its my first vig. ever !)
I hope you like mine :-P
Edited by aayla-secura, 30 June 2007 - 06:02 PM.
Posted 30 June 2007 - 07:18 PM
As you see, I included a light brick from set #4894, so it looks like Jar Jar is really being painfully burned alive! Bwahahahaha!
Edited by SirNadroj, 19 July 2007 - 12:34 AM.
"Doubt is the rust of the peoples' minds, but the only way to sieze the future is to grasp the present." - Chairman L. C. Clench, X-S Technologies
1776 or 1984?
Posted 30 June 2007 - 09:55 PM
Jar Jar is visiting is aunt down in the south of America. Jar Jar has recently realized he was a homo-sexual and unluckily for him, they dont take to kindly to that type of people down there (as deminstrated on top gear).
You had better run Jar Jar because theyll be after you.
(note: I am not against homosexuals in anyway and I do not think that all people from the south of america have this attitude ;-) )
Posted 02 July 2007 - 09:29 PM
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Jar Jar's stop in the Naboo Yacht kitchen!
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Build from Star Wars Mini models only, meaning every model (official wave 1- 3, Ep 3 minis, Kabaya Slave 1 and TIE Interceptor) is used one time, plus the Minifigs of course.
Anyway, here is the link to the Gallery as soon as BS will let me upload again and aftermoderation of course:
Jar Jar OFF!
Posted 02 July 2007 - 09:56 PM
(Can we have "Kill the Ewoks" next time? Or have you done that already...?)
This one is entitled "Race against time" - as in, who will get to him first?
EDIT - Oops, didn't realise until just now it had to be on an 8x8 plate - my bad, this one is ineligible. *wacko*
Edited by Doctor Sinister, 02 July 2007 - 09:58 PM.
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Posted 03 July 2007 - 10:25 AM
Jar-jar is caught in a zombie apocalypse! Unfortunately (?) the zombies got him before the ZASTGSF did.
Edited by iamded, 04 July 2007 - 01:19 AM.
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Posted 05 July 2007 - 05:17 PM
Jar-Jar has reached the age where Gungans make little Gungans :-P!
He has seen the Movie Spiderman and got the hots for Mary-Jane. After a long hunt it finally came down to a chase in an automated factory.
Jar-Jars legs were ripped of in a machine but nothing, nothing could stop him now - except a large hydralic press X-D!
Here´s the sequence from T1.
300000000 PSI On
Posted 06 July 2007 - 11:46 AM
Is it me or is he taking a certain satisfaction in this? ;-)
EDIT: Pictures replaced with Maj uploads so they're still viewable after BS goes.
Full view (Quite big. Oh, and the real model doesn't lean, it's just the camera angle)
Gallery (when public)
Edited by Brainbox, 17 July 2007 - 11:44 AM.
My Brickshelf Gallery
Posted 08 July 2007 - 10:01 PM
Click the pic for a larger image.
Edited by Shakar, 15 July 2007 - 05:27 PM.
>tfw no Voltix XL :, (
Posted 10 July 2007 - 03:41 AM
The Parisian mob is fascinated by the strange physique of this strange spy. From where could he be?
These soldiers suspect he's British.
Jar Jar takes full advantage of the five seconds the brain lives whilst decapitated to further annoy the mob with his gentle but misguided good nature. "Meesa say, tis far far better thing Jar Jar do, than Jar Jar ever done..."
I tried to position the guillotine so that I would avoid belaying the fact I have no Jar Jar in the vignette (but I wasn't going to allow not owning a Jar Jar stop me from killing him)
Sorry for the blurry pics, my hand must have been shaking :-(
Edited by ZeekyBoogeyDoog, 10 July 2007 - 04:05 PM.
Posted 12 July 2007 - 12:20 AM
'Ooo, wat is dat bombad light?'
'Mesa gettin' very, very scared!'
'AAHH!! MONSTA'S BAC-'
"Unfortunately, Mr. Binks passed right by what he was looking for:"
Taking pictures with an internet camera ftw. X-D
Posted 13 July 2007 - 01:26 PM
Since I started my “Kill Jar Jar” contest I was trying to find a great way to kill that annoying creature. All those great vigs you guys entered ventured into a lot of different crazy deaths like burning, decapitating, dismembering, crashing, bombing, Rancor feeding and what have you. Therefore I tried to kill him in a new way !! I tried to drown him in a tank as an attraction aboard the ISD (and for *vader*'s pure saddistic pleasure :-D ) but my vig sucked donkey balls therefore I dismantled it. It was back to the drawing board for *yoda* .
Since this contest really has a black humour feel to it, I thought of South Park for inspiration and I finally saw the light !! My vig is therefore an hommage to the very first episode of South Park called “Cartman gets an anal probe”. So I decided that Jar Jar was going to be probed to death (yeay take that nasty creature X-D ).
As always here is my short backstory: our Jar Jar friend was roaming the fertile lands of Naboo when he heard a hovering sound above him. A ray of light blinded Jar Jar who shortly after passed away (indeed,, he is as clumsy as he is stupid). When he recovered, he found himself in a weird position (bend over On !!) in front of several weird green translucid creatures. Suddenly a voice was heard which hurled into the white lab “let us anally probe to death that idiotic creature at once”. Let the probing begin !!
Just for the fun of it, let us zoom on Jar Jar X-D
On a side note, I really extended the notion of parts overlapping looool So long 8x8 plate !! My vig consists of a central area (where Jar Jar is bend over) with 4 adjacent areas: the probing machine, the tank that will have host Jar Jar body after the “procedure”, the control panel, and the observation deck !! Also for once these horrendous martian creatures are of any use !! Also I wanted to do something non SW for once hehe
Probe ON !!
Posted 25 July 2007 - 10:40 AM
I made this vig in 10 minutes and without any special pieces as you can see. ;-) Die Jar Jar!!!!
Edited by Lego-Freak, 25 July 2007 - 10:40 AM.
Posted 26 July 2007 - 03:49 AM
Simple is the nice way...
"Mr. Nowhere" John Doe >:] | Bruno Bear, the watchmaker | Sassy Cooter | Scar Mimitsus >:] |
First Officer Commander Cameron Walters :3 | Casey Cat, Puuurfect painter | Sveinn, the Uninspired :3 | Scouty | L'il Scouty | Langston Lionheart >:]
Posted 26 July 2007 - 08:07 AM
Who wouldn't remember the boulder scene in the first movie X-D ?Well, Jar Jar, somehow, again got into trouble X-D Here are the pics:
I don't like Legos, I love them ;)
Posted 02 August 2007 - 05:03 AM
Jar Jar, always looking for attention after mostly (and mercifully) being left out of episodes II and III, seizes the opportunity to make another hilarious fart joke, just like in episode I, this time with a bantha. However, Jar Jar miscalculated the look of consternation on the bantha's face and suffered a terrible fate...
Death by Bantha Poodoo
There's the bantha, but where's Jar Jar?
Oh! There he is... :-X Yikes! What a way to go...
Little dig Jar Jar know this Bantha has the nickname "Scoots"...
Judging by where Jar Jar's legs squirted out, he got pretty well flattened...
:-D Poodoo is funny!
Posted 08 August 2007 - 04:15 AM
Who else would love to kill Jar-Jar but out lovable *yoda*? The only problem is...*yoda* was hungry :'-( Jar-Jar, making a delivery of Ewok burgers quickly fell victim to the starving Jedi. I guess Jar-jar shouldn't have taken more than 30 minutes.
Now for a taste...
Poor *yoda* :-(
Posted 08 August 2007 - 11:44 AM
Full details on the Siegfried About Me page!
Posted 09 August 2007 - 10:37 PM
Our friend *vader* realized that the construction of the Death Star II cost alot of money! Therefore, he built a dog food factory to back up his budget! :-P (out of all things he chose dog food, yes, I know it's weird.) Retarded as he is, (or was X-D ) our "friend" Jar Jar somehow got into *vader* 's factory!
"What is-thiis? Meesa wanna taste!! Oh nooos!!" *bone snaps* X-O Yup, he fell into the crush-o-matic and ended his days as dog food.
Well, at least *vader* earned a few bucks.
Some more pics of this sick contraption!!
Enjoy this sadistic entry! >:-)
Dog food ON!!
Edited by UniqueBuilder, 09 August 2007 - 10:38 PM.
"I respect 50 Cent. He's the only person known to make 'me', 'me' and 'see' rhyme with the letter P."
The Dark Ages got me... Smell ya later!
Posted 10 August 2007 - 02:12 AM
So he went and cried to Lego and asked if he could do one last adventure
So the set designers said Ok only if he could take Jar Jar along
Poor Johnny :-(
So they went to Isle Nublar looking for creatures
Luckily Jar Jar found one...............
Now then lets take a closer look at the death of Jar
Edited by Piranha, 10 August 2007 - 02:13 AM.
Posted 10 August 2007 - 09:09 AM
Deep within the dark recesses of the Death Star, Darth Vader ponders upon his newly created dish. 22 years has been well worth the wait...
Kill Jar Jar? I think it depends on how he tastes...
Posted 11 August 2007 - 08:47 AM
Thank you all to have entered really great and hilarious vigs !! Well done !! I hope you will be even more to enter (if you dare >:-) ) *vader* / *yoda* future contest in september !!
See you all soon in the contest poll !!
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