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#1 xwingyoda


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Posted 30 June 2007 - 01:59 PM

My Padawans,

like I said in the contest main thread, this entry thread is solely for entries, and I shall delete any posts that are not an entry !! Lets keep it clean my padawans. So direct any questions, comments and what have you in the contest main thread

I shall edit my post in order to add my entry when its done hehe

Can’t wait to see you entries !!

RIP Jar Jar On !!


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Posted 30 June 2007 - 05:56 PM

Okey here my first vig.
I fit 2 plates together to get 8x8 i hope this isnt important !

A Droid Speeder broke down and the droid flys above and 1 hand sticked in :P and he tries to survive , as you can see ^^

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I made an Anakin who kills jar jar like he did this @ count dooku ! with 2 sabers !  :-P

Jar jar's head flys through air and a hungry crocodile is happy to see his food flying in air  :-P
Poor Jar jar  :'-)  

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I hope 3 pics. are allowed ... ( sorry its my first vig. ever !)
I hope you like mine  :-P  

Ciao Aayla

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Posted 30 June 2007 - 07:18 PM

Hi all! Finally, a kill Jar Jar contest! *y* So my entry really has nothing to do with Star Wars, but with space. I wanted to incorporate TLC's new Mars Mission line in, so I did! Here, Jar Jar tries to help the astronauts on Mars by harvesting some trans-yellow dimond things. But the new pilot forgot about Jar Jar and left him behind. Jar Jar is being flame-broiled by the rocket as it takes off. Above the cliff a group of hungry and vicious aliens wait (for dinner). Burn Jar-Jar On! :-)

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As you see, I included a light brick from set #4894, so it looks like Jar Jar is really being painfully burned alive! Bwahahahaha!

Edited by SirNadroj, 19 July 2007 - 12:34 AM.

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Posted 30 June 2007 - 09:55 PM

my entry:

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Jar Jar is visiting is aunt down in the south of America. Jar Jar has recently realized he was a homo-sexual and unluckily for him, they dont take to kindly to that type of people down there (as deminstrated on top gear).

You had better run Jar Jar because theyll be after you.

(note: I am not against homosexuals in anyway and I do not think that all people from the south of america have this attitude  ;-) )

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Posted 02 July 2007 - 09:29 PM

Here is my entry, threw this together in an half hour:

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Jar Jar's stop in the Naboo Yacht kitchen!

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Jar Jar OFF!

#6 Doctor Sinister

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Posted 02 July 2007 - 09:56 PM

Great!  You have competitions here!

(Can we have "Kill the Ewoks" next time?  Or have you done that already...?)

This one is entitled "Race against time" - as in, who will get to him first?

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EDIT - Oops, didn't realise until just now it had to be on an 8x8 plate - my bad, this one is ineligible.   *wacko*

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Posted 03 July 2007 - 10:25 AM

Hokay. Here's mine. Horrible pics sorry, camera phone's aren't that great! X-D

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Jar-jar is caught in a zombie apocalypse! Unfortunately (?) the zombies got him before the ZASTGSF did.

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Posted 04 July 2007 - 09:19 PM

Ok heres mine:

I was trying to think of some fantastic new way to kill jar jar, but at the end of the day i just sooo wanted to see lucas include this in the PT.

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Posted 05 July 2007 - 05:17 PM

Here´s mine Terminator-style:

Jar-Jar has reached the age where Gungans make little Gungans :-P!
He has seen the Movie Spiderman and got the hots for Mary-Jane. After a long hunt it finally came down to a chase in an automated factory.
Jar-Jars legs were ripped of in a machine but nothing, nothing could stop him now - except a large hydralic press X-D!

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Here´s the sequence from T1.

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Posted 06 July 2007 - 11:46 AM

As an old, abandoned Lego City Police Station prepares for demolition, Jar-Jar carelessly ( :-P ) wanders across the site...

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Is it me or is he taking a certain satisfaction in this?  ;-)

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EDIT: Pictures replaced with Maj uploads so they're still viewable after BS goes.

Full view (Quite big. Oh, and the real model doesn't lean, it's just the camera angle)

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Edited by Brainbox, 17 July 2007 - 11:44 AM.

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#11 Shakar


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Posted 08 July 2007 - 10:01 PM

Chef  Tony uses Jar Jar to test his knifes! In other words, an excuse I found to cover the fact that the only piece of the tan alien we all now and (some of us) hate I can find is his torso.

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Posted 10 July 2007 - 03:41 AM

Due to a quantum mechanical anomaly, Jar Jar is sent rocketing to Earth-specifically 1790s France.  Promptly declared a a spy by Robespierre, (as he is very annoyed by Jar Jar), Jar Jar is executed by National Razor.

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The Parisian mob is fascinated by the strange physique of this strange spy.  From where could he be?
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These soldiers suspect he's British.

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Jar Jar takes full advantage of the five seconds the brain lives whilst decapitated to further annoy the mob with his gentle but misguided good nature. "Meesa say, tis far far better thing Jar Jar do, than Jar Jar ever done..."

I tried to position the guillotine so that I would avoid belaying the fact I have no Jar Jar in the vignette (but I wasn't going to allow not owning a Jar Jar stop me from killing him)
Sorry for the blurry pics, my hand must have been shaking :-(

Edited by ZeekyBoogeyDoog, 10 July 2007 - 04:05 PM.

#13 Darth Andrew

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Posted 12 July 2007 - 12:20 AM

"A Mr. Jar-Jar Binks decided to do some work for the oceanic research group commonly known as the Aqua Raiders. They told him to find some treasure in the oceans of Naboo, and this is the last transmission we found of him:"

'Ooo, wat is dat bombad light?'


'Mesa gettin' very, very scared!'




"Unfortunately, Mr. Binks passed right by what he was looking for:"


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#14 xwingyoda


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Posted 13 July 2007 - 01:26 PM

Okie my Padawans, finally here is my entry  :-P

Since I started my “Kill Jar Jar” contest I was trying to find a great way to kill that annoying creature. All those great vigs you guys entered ventured into a lot of different crazy deaths like burning, decapitating, dismembering, crashing, bombing, Rancor feeding and what have you. Therefore I tried to kill him in a new way !! I tried to drown him in a tank as an attraction aboard the ISD (and for  *vader*'s pure saddistic pleasure  :-D ) but my vig sucked donkey balls therefore I dismantled it. It was back to the drawing board for  *yoda* .

Since this contest really has a black humour feel to it, I thought of South Park for inspiration and I finally saw the light !! My vig is therefore an hommage to the very first episode of South Park called “Cartman gets an anal probe”. So I decided that Jar Jar was going to be probed to death (yeay take that nasty creature  X-D ).

As always here is my short backstory: our Jar Jar friend was roaming the fertile lands of Naboo when he heard a hovering sound above him. A ray of light blinded Jar Jar who shortly after passed away (indeed,, he is as clumsy as he is stupid). When he recovered, he found himself in a weird position (bend over On !!) in front of several weird green translucid creatures. Suddenly a voice was heard which hurled into the white lab “let us anally probe to death that idiotic creature at once”. Let the probing begin !!

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Just for the fun of it, let us zoom on Jar Jar  X-D

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On a side note, I really extended the notion of parts overlapping looool So long 8x8 plate !! My vig consists of a central area (where Jar Jar is bend over) with 4 adjacent areas: the probing machine, the tank that will have host Jar Jar body after the “procedure”, the control panel, and the observation deck !! Also for once these horrendous martian creatures are of any use !! Also I wanted to do something non SW for once hehe

Probe ON !!


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Posted 25 July 2007 - 10:40 AM

Here's my little entry for the "Kill Jar Jar" contest! Sorry for the big base plate, but I couldn't find a 8x8 plate in green.  :'-(  
I made this vig in 10 minutes and without any special pieces as you can see.  ;-)  Die Jar Jar!!!!

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Posted 26 July 2007 - 03:49 AM

I don't really have time to set up a nice one with nice pictures. Sorry about it not being best quality or proper lighting, I just wanted to do this for the fun of it! So I built this entry in 5 seconds and took the picture and put on brickshelf right on here.

Simple is the nice way...

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Posted 26 July 2007 - 08:07 AM

My entry celebrates 2 great Lucas movies: Indiana Jones and StarWars.
Who wouldn't remember the boulder scene in the first movie  X-D ?Well, Jar Jar, somehow, again got into trouble X-D Here are the pics:
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Posted 02 August 2007 - 05:03 AM

I decided to not get too sophmoric with my humor this time  ;-) yeah, right! :-P

Jar Jar, always looking for attention after mostly (and mercifully) being left out of episodes II and III, seizes the opportunity to make another hilarious fart joke, just like in episode I, this time with a bantha. However, Jar Jar miscalculated the look of consternation on the bantha's face and suffered a terrible fate...

Death by Bantha Poodoo

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There's the bantha, but where's Jar Jar?

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Oh! There he is... :-X Yikes! What a way to go...

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Little dig Jar Jar know this Bantha has the nickname "Scoots"...

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Judging by where Jar Jar's legs squirted out, he got pretty well flattened...

:-D Poodoo is funny!

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Posted 08 August 2007 - 04:15 AM

So finally it's time for my entry X-D

Who else would love to kill Jar-Jar but out lovable *yoda*?  The only problem is...*yoda* was hungry  :'-(   Jar-Jar, making a delivery of Ewok burgers quickly fell victim to the starving Jedi.  I guess Jar-jar shouldn't have taken more than 30 minutes.

Jar-Jar stew...
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Now for a taste...
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Poor *yoda*  :-(

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Posted 08 August 2007 - 11:44 AM

Jar Jar decides that he wants a ski vacation so he find a nice cold out-of-the-way planet to go to. He arrives and runs out into the snow saying "Messa want to make snow-angels!" Suddenly a giant foot comes out of the sky and crushes him. Ooops; he landed in one of Kuat Drive Yards test areas.

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 10:37 PM

Finally it's time for my entry! :-P

The story:

Our friend *vader* realized that the construction of the Death Star II cost alot of money! Therefore, he built a dog food factory to back up his budget! :-P  (out of all things he chose dog food, yes, I know it's weird.) Retarded as he is, (or was X-D ) our "friend" Jar Jar somehow got into  *vader* 's factory!
"What is-thiis? Meesa wanna taste!! Oh nooos!!" *bone snaps* X-O Yup, he fell into the crush-o-matic and ended his days as dog food.
Well, at least *vader* earned a few bucks.

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Some more pics of this sick contraption!!

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Enjoy this sadistic entry! >:-)

Dog food ON!!

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Posted 10 August 2007 - 02:12 AM

Jar Jar being a good nice idiot person decided to go help out an old friend, Johnny Thunder on his last great adventure. As we all know Johnny is being replaced with Indiana Jones.
So he went and cried to Lego and asked if he could do one last adventure
So the set designers said Ok only if he could take Jar Jar along
Poor Johnny :-(
So they went to Isle Nublar looking for creatures
Luckily Jar Jar found one...............
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 09:09 AM

Without further ado, here is my entry. (I'm not cutting it fine at all X-D )

Deep within the dark recesses of the Death Star, Darth Vader ponders upon his newly created dish. 22 years has been well worth the wait...

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Kill Jar Jar? I think it depends on how he tastes...

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Posted 11 August 2007 - 08:47 AM

Yes my Padawans, this contest is now closed !!

Thank you all to have entered really great and hilarious vigs !! Well done !! I hope you will be even more to enter (if you dare  >:-) )  *vader* / *yoda*  future contest in september !!

See you all soon in the contest poll !!


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